Genuine sayings from truckers wives/husbands etc.
Is your partner blissfully unaware of the world around them?
Is their geographical knowledge non existant?
Do they have the road sense and awareness of a hedgehog?
I,ll start the ball rolling with some quotes from my ex wife:
Wot--I,m in hospital darling, there was an accident and I,ve lost the top of a finger
EX--"Does it hurt?" :shock:
Wot--Yeah, I know I,ve been away for three weeks but the next load is for Pontefract(pronounced pon tee fract with emphasis on tee)
Ex--"Oh no, not Italy again" :?
Wot--Is the street clear darling, I may need to bring the truck home
Ex--"Are you bringing the big long bit, the whatsamacallit, on the back of the van too?"
And one from my Uncle Bob...
Wot--Well, take care Bob, I,m off to Rome
Bob--"So you,ll be away for the night then?" :shock: :?
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In the words of Bill Engvall.....here's your sign. :? 
Originally Posted by roadhog
