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Thread: Top 10 things to say if you get caught sleeping at work.

  1. 10-24-2006 06:44 PM #1
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    Default Top 10 things to say if you get caught sleeping at work.

    Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:

    10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
    time management course you sent me to."

    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got
    here just in time!"

    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
    envisioning a new paradigm."

    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
    work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice
    Yoga?"

    4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
    our biggest problem."

    3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

    2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the best thing
    to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

    1. Raise your head from the desk and say " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
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  2. 10-24-2006 07:39 PM #2
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    Funny stuff . But if I fall asleep at work I just drove my truck off the road.
    "You can all go to Hell. I'm going to Texas." - Davy Crockett
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  3. 10-24-2006 08:00 PM #3
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    ummm let me know what state u in so ifn you napping and driving i can park till your done :shock:
    A walk in the clouds is like a walk on water
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    Texas :wink: . And you know what they say about Texas don't you?
    "You can all go to Hell. I'm going to Texas." - Davy Crockett
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    Quote Originally Posted by dk132
    Texas :wink: . And you know what they say about Texas don't you?
    It's God's country!
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    Quote Originally Posted by terrylamar
    Quote Originally Posted by dk132
    Texas :wink: . And you know what they say about Texas don't you?
    It's God's country!
    lol....Amen Brother.
    "You can all go to Hell. I'm going to Texas." - Davy Crockett
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    Quote Originally Posted by dk132
    Texas :wink: . And you know what they say about Texas don't you?
    Quote Originally Posted by terrylamar
    It's God's country!
    Quote Originally Posted by dk132
    lol....Amen Brother.
    Yeehaw!

    Yoopr will be along shortly,to shoot all this down. :P :P
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    I once worked at a place that had a welder hired that could sleep standing up... Welder running, electrode within a half inch of the work, and never strike an arc. You had to be standing right next to him to hear him snore. One day, the owner of the company spent more than half an hour talking to him before he got close enough to hear him snore.

    He didn't sleep there any more.....

    He didn't work there either.
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)

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