Polish Sausage..

[MichiganBlonde38]

Polish Sausage

"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage."

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But

let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would

you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask
me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if

I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was

Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I

was Irish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,

"Well then why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for

Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

[Angel]

LMAO