Be Careful What You Wish For...
A cabbie picks up a nun.
She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her.
She finally asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you,
but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as
I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
The cabbie replies "Well, I've always had a fantasy
to have a nun kiss me and wondered if you could
possibly fulfill that fantasy."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
No. 1, you have to be single and
No. 2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single AND Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road,
the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister but I've sinned. I lied.
I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
And the nun says.....
"That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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Originally Posted by wot i life
