Decoy

[Flatspot]

The plain wrapper patrol officer sat a block up the street from a bar, which is across the street from the local truck stop.

A man comes out of the bar, staggering, stumbles at the curb and nearly falls face first into the street. Trips on the curb across the street and does a nose dive into the grass. Staggers into the truck park and gets into a truck and drives away. As he gets onto the get-on ramp, the officer is there with lights flashing.

So, as he's got the driver doing a field-sobriety test, a string of trucks drive by and hit the road.

The driver passes every test, inclucing breath-a-lizer. The officer shakes his head, and says "I don't get it. I say you staggering, falling down drunk. But you passed all the tests. Not a trace of alcohol in your breath".

As the string of tail lights disappear in the distance, the driver says: "It's not all that hard to understand, officer. Tonights my turn to be the designated decoy".

[shyykatt]

Thats pretty funny I just hope its not true! :shock:

[golfhobo]

Hey Flatspot! This is the Comedy Club! Shouldn't you be posting YOUR exploits in the True Stories section??