Men behaving badly

[girlwthnoname]

OK all, I'm challenging both guys and gals out there to tell some of the worst things men have said to women. It can be something you yourself said, something a friend said, something you over heard, or something said to you (if you're a woman). Now, this is supposed to be funny. I don't want anyone getting upset or giving me relationship advice. This is just fun and games.

I'll start us off with this: My husband recently said to me, "Why don't you invite your neighbor friend over to sit in the hot tub with us, so I can look at her boobs? It'll get me in the mood for you later."

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

[shyykatt]

And you let him :shock: live??!!!?

[Windwalker]

Lyle has 5 daughters that love their Dad. And, Dad loves his beer. For his birthday, they picked him up and took him out on the town. At the end of the night, after he tried to drink the brewery dry, they took him back home. When he openned the door to get into the house, his wife was waiting for him....

YOU'RE DRUNK!!!

And you're ugly. But tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly...

And he says it went downhill from there.

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Lyle was working for the railroad, and making very good money. One day, he was told that if he wanted to keep his job, he would have to move to Green Bay. He went home and told his wife. "I'm not moving anywhere. We bought this house, it's paid for, we've raised our kids here. All our friends live near here... I'm not moving anywhere."

So, the next day, Lyle told the company that he would not be moving to Green Bay. He got his severance pay, and started pounding the sidewalk, looking for a new job. After about 2 weeks, he found one. Proudly, he went home and informed his wife about it. Less money, but with the house paid off, and the kids all gone from home, they'd make out fine. Her answer..... "NEW JOB? LESS MONEY? WHAT DO YOU THINK I MARRIED YOU FOR? YOUR LOOKS????" And, again, it went downhill from there.

And, NO, it's not a joke. Lyle is real. I've met a couple of his daughters ( Roadhog would LOVE them), but never met his wife.

[shyykatt]

[golfhobo]

I have a friend who is somewhat blunt and crass. He's been making nice to the lady across the street from him for sometime now, and thought it was time they get intimate. He says he's been being a perfect gentleman, and wanted to put it nicely.

So, instead of his "usual" term of "wanting some leg," he politely told her that he found her attractive and really wantd to "jump her bones!"

:shock:

[ yes, he IS divorced! ]

[terrylamar]

I do.

[golfhobo]

I do.

[shyykatt]

[Mackman]

"Why don't you invite your neighbor friend over to sit in the hot tub with us, so I can look at her boobs? It'll get me in the mood for you later."

LOL that is a man thing there that cracked me up