Lyle has 5 daughters that love their Dad. And, Dad loves his beer. For his birthday, they picked him up and took him out on the town. At the end of the night, after he tried to drink the brewery dry, they took him back home. When he openned the door to get into the house, his wife was waiting for him....
YOU'RE DRUNK!!!
And you're ugly. But tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly...
And he says it went downhill from there.
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Lyle was working for the railroad, and making very good money. One day, he was told that if he wanted to keep his job, he would have to move to Green Bay. He went home and told his wife. "I'm not moving anywhere. We bought this house, it's paid for, we've raised our kids here. All our friends live near here... I'm not moving anywhere."
So, the next day, Lyle told the company that he would not be moving to Green Bay. He got his severance pay, and started pounding the sidewalk, looking for a new job. After about 2 weeks, he found one. Proudly, he went home and informed his wife about it. Less money, but with the house paid off, and the kids all gone from home, they'd make out fine. Her answer..... "NEW JOB? LESS MONEY? WHAT DO YOU THINK I MARRIED YOU FOR? YOUR LOOKS????" And, again, it went downhill from there.
And, NO, it's not a joke. Lyle is real. I've met a couple of his daughters ( Roadhog would LOVE them), but never met his wife.
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Destroy the cities... and they will rebuild them.
Destroy the farms... and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker... and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
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