the trucker

[pronghornracer]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards".

The brand new blond waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went
to the kitchen and said to the cook,
"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights,
and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is...an
auto parts store?"
"No, the cook said. "Three flat tires means: 3 pancakes, a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices
of crisp bacon."
"Oh, Ok!" said the blond. She thought about it for a moment and
then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!"....

[4roses]

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[shyykatt]

[Angel]