NEW MEANINGS TO OLD CLASSIC SONGS. SEE WHAT AGE DOES?

[Skullitor]

For those of us who remember these songs. And for those who don't your'e time will come.


1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From >Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores-- - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptat ions--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear me fall.

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.

18. Rolling Stones --- Hey*You*Get F**k Off Of My Lawn.

19. Rolling Stones --- I Can't Get No Circulation

[shyykatt]

[Skullitor]

Sadly it means were getting old!

[shyykatt]

I was laughing 'with' all ya' 'elderly's' on those jokes .... I'm 32, unless that is considered old these days. But yeah, I certainly won't get any younger- darn it!!! :shock:

[Haddo]

Sadly it means were getting old!

I hope I am not giving away my age by admitting that I not only know all of those songs, but remember when they were popular.

[wot i life]

For those of us who remember these songs. And for those who don't your'e time will come.


1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From >Depends.

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores-- - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptat ions--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba--- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear me fall.

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.

18. Rolling Stones --- Hey*You*Get F**k Off Of My Lawn.

19. Rolling Stones --- I Can't Get No Circulation

20. Art Garfunkel---Bright Cataracts
21.Elvis----Heart attack hotel
22.Elvis---Blue suede carpet slippers
23.Iain dury---Hit me with your walking stick
24.Bill Hayley---See you later, respirator
25.Tom Jones---green green grass of nursing home
26.Eartha kitt---I don,t wanna be alone, where is my home help
27.Tom robinson---- 2,4,6,8 do not rescusitate
28. Dean Martin---- Thats a mor tician
:shock:

[Roadhog]

I gave up looking in a mirror long ago.
I was doing fine until I read this joke. :evil:


Where am I...*...? :?

[Angel]

yall crack me up im 38 and I know those songs lmao

[Roadhog]

yall crack me up im 38 and I know those songs lmao

...'scuse me Miss....I gotta get the hell outta here. :evil:
The BeeGee's music over the intercom is driving me nuts.
I hate the BeeGee's. :?

Do you know where the elevator's are?? :sad:

...oh thank you...yer such an Angel.

...*...which way was that again? *... :arrow:
....oh farout...now my hip hurts...can ya dig it :evil: ...mutter mumble mutter

[Haddo]

yall crack me up im 38 and I know those songs lmao

...'scuse me Miss....I gotta get the hell outta here. :evil:
The BeeGee's music over the intercom is driving me nuts.
I hate the BeeGee's. :?

Do you know where the elevator's are?? :sad:

...oh thank you...yer such an Angel.

...*...which way was that again? *... :arrow:
....oh farout...now my hip hurts...can ya dig it :evil: ...mutter mumble mutter

You hate the Bee Gees??? Come On!!! Put on your bell bottom jeans and your platform boots and boogie down. Oh, and don't forget to slick your hair down with some conch oil.

[Roadhog]

Right on Disco Stu...

(quick snap and thrust of the hips pointing to the sky in my best Travolta Mega-Stud stance)
Snap-Crackle-Pop

...Oh Christ sake :evil: Dayumut
...OH aut-oh...(creak..step..hobble) Faaaaaaak me....

Medic !!...ungh snot..tears
...someone call 911...I think I dislocated my tailbone.

:evil: ...hobble...mutter..mutter..................FaaaAAAK...mumble

[wot i life]

[Angel]

I would call 911 for you but they would just say your enjoying it wayyyyy to much . :P See told you that repeated calling them to get mouth to mouth was gonna get you in trouble .. arty: Hey by the way you can try 1-800-bag-date :twisted:

[Roadhog]

I know...these days...people think being a "funny guy" ...means ...you know...he's kinda "funny."

:? I have nothing against Rescue Six....qucik I need Rescue Six Now!!!...but if what you are implying...then I need to set the record straight.

I am a life long card carryin' member of the Leelanau County Pu$$y Posse, and as a licensed EMT...I am 911. :?

[golfhobo]

Okay, let's see if I've got it straight now.....

YOU aren't the guy calling 911 for mouth to mouth all the time! That's some OTHER GUY!!!

As a registered EMT, YOU are the guy GIVING the mouth to mouth... :shock:

Is THAT what you meant.... you "funny guy?" 8)

[Sorry, Hog! I just couldn't resist an OPEN door.]

[Roadhog]

[Sorry, Hog! I just couldn't resist an OPEN door.]

there is no way I'm getting outta this...is there?

[Angel]

bet the women working as EMT's are upset to find this out By the way last EMT's I got to see was 2 ladies and that guy they was bringing back sure did perk up when that woman lip locked him and gave him a breath of air weird

[whodat54321]

one song that doesn't need lyrics changed

the beatles 'when i'm 64'.

wonder if sir paul now wishes he'd never wrote that...

[wot i life]

one song that doesn't need lyrics changed

the beatles 'when i'm 64'.

wonder if sir paul now wishes he'd never wrote that...

Or he could just change it to "when i,ve got £64 pounds left!" hehehe hee hee
Sad ol fool