CORRUPT WISHES

[WildK9]

granted-but now all day, he runs around with French maid outfit on, doing housework.

thx for the advice, may have to try that when i get home :wink:

i wish my fiancee was finished with her Masters and her Doctorate. (she's graduating this December with the masters)

[devildice]

Granted.....but the only job she can get is at Burger King

wish I could take next week off

[madii'swife]

Granted: But you get called for jury duty for the whole week

I wish for my electricity to stay on in the middle of this thunderstorm!

[Angel]

granted but now your house is the gathering place for all the neighbors with out power
I was i could find a happy thought today

[madii'swife]

Granted but it quickly turns ugly when you find out the person that gave you the happy thought lied (ok so its lame but all I could come up with lol)

I wish my phone company would fix my phone line so I can call my hubby at driving school

[Roadhog]

I wish my phone company would fix my phone line so I can call my hubby at driving school

Granted!....it's fixed, but somehow cross wired with an 800 Phone Sex Service. Your Hubby loves it even more now when you call, but he is often distracted, and you only here the obligatory "uh huh" even though you know he hasn't heard a word you said. :?
But the thing is...you don't know about the cross-connection...so even though you get confused by his reactions, in the end you are still flatered when his conversation escalates into mearly...
Uh.huh..uh huh huh huh HUH UH HUH yeah..UH HUH...uh uh uh uh UH UH
Y-E-S-S-s-s....I Love You...zzzzzz-zzzzz-zzzzzzz.

Speaking of the phone....I wish Jessica Simpson would return my calls.

[wot i life]

Granted: but she only calls when you,re out and leaves a message.

I wish I had one leg five inches shorter than the other so I could win the "lop-sided olympics" 100metres

[shyykatt]

8)

[wot i life]

Granted: but then my Bro would direct his amorous intentions towards you...snigger, hee , hee , hee...

I wish we could all have a great big party at new year and throw custard pies at one another... :shock:

[shyykatt]

Granted- I'll tolerate pies in the face before tolerating Roadhog!!

I wish the sun would come back out!

[wot i life]

Granted: but the sun won,t go down again for six months and you,ll never be able to sleep
I wish, Santa reads my letter and actually gives me what I want.... not the usual socks, boxer shorts and repulsively cheap aftershave

[shyykatt]

Granted; instead you get a truckload of stockings filled with coal!!

I wish santa would let me drive his sleigh.

[wot i life]

granted: But, Rudolph gets the union in, blockades Lapland and all the boys and girls get Nothing

I wish I could see their faces.... :evil: :evil: :evil:

[shyykatt]

8)

[wot i life]

Granted: But they all visit at the same time, eat everything in sight and generally outstay their welcome.

I wish I never wished my last wish

[shyykatt]

8)

[Angel]

granted but now you have another bad habitt you always get caught picking your nose in traffic jams

I wish spring was here

[wot i life]

Granted: But this year, the seasons go in reverse, so winter is next :twisted:
I wish my mommy cuddled me more when I was a boy

[shyykatt]

8)

[wot i life]

Granted: But the local populace get a fixation with law and justice ,so much in fact , that public hangings become a Saturday evenings entertainment

I wish the "Teletubbies" were running for office in the U.K