CORRUPT WISHES

[golfhobo]

Granted. But you ARE the last man on earth and she's too shy. Either way, you strike out.


STORY OF MY LIFE!!!


I wish I had a house in Hawaii and another in the Bahamas, as well as a private jet to ferry me between them.

Granted, but right after ALL truckers got together and went on strike, the Pilot's Association did the same! You're grounded at a fuel stop in Kansas!!

I wish I lived in a big log cabin in the forest, and could talk to the animals.

[shyykatt]

8)

[golfhobo]

Granted. But then you'd have to buy a whole new wardrobe! :shock:

Sorry! You walked right into that one!

I wish I could learn to HOLD my tongue!

[shyykatt]

Ha Ha- nice try!

Granted- because everybody else wishes the same!

I wish trees never shed their leaves so we don't have to rake them up.

[Twilight Flyer]

Granted, but the first ice storm we get brings down every tree in the world, thereby causing our delicate balance of CO2/Oxygen exchange to go haywire, killing every living thing on the planet.

And since we're all dead, there's no need to wish for anything else.

NEXT GAME!

[golfhobo]

Gee, Twilight, if you wanna lock it, go ahead. But, I SAID I was just kidding! The rules of the game said try to use some sense of humor to keep it going. It was getting a bit dry. I set MYSELF up several times, too.

this is/was the 'best game' going right now. The others are a bit slow.

But... whatever!

[golfhobo]

Ha Ha- nice try!

Granted- because everybody else wishes the same!


That was a GOOD one!!

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[two_ton_trucker18]

lets try this again shall we? if not i guess just lock it down. but i hope we can continue, this is a great game.



I wish i could break-dance..

[shyykatt]

8)

[shyykatt]

8)

[two_ton_trucker18]

GRANTED....But all of a sudden everyone jams to polka music.

You get caught in a tuna net.....(yummy)

You get hung up on a coral reef

you get shutdown by the coast guard

but you have a freak run in with a sting ray

now instead of that....they burrow in your nose while you sleep and lay there eggs.


( there all at talladega this weekend).....but Gordon wins 1st, 2nd,and 3rd place.) :shock: :shock: :shock:

[shyykatt]

You forgot to wish;

'NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!' :shock:

[Twilight Flyer]

I wasn't going to lock it down. I was just out of ideas. :wink:

[two_ton_trucker18]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, T.F.



Forgot my wish....Ahem....I wish I had some soup.

[shyykatt]

8)

[WildK9]

Granted-but you lose touch with reality, due to always in a "dream state"

I wish I could own the most driver friendly company and have a 0 turnover rate with accident and claim free drivers

[golfhobo]

Granted. But then you'd disappear everytime Shyykatt woke up!

I wish I was fluent in Arabic (heard that defense contractors were paying $176.000 /yr for them.) :shock:

[Jackrabbit379]

Granted,but once you've learned Arabic,there are no longer a need for defense contractors. You would have to take the job of being an offense contractor,which pays only minimum wage.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for. :|

[shyykatt]

8) !

[Jackrabbit379]

Granted,but your keys on the keyboard will be coming apart.

I sure wish I had a faster truck. :P