CORRUPT WISHES

[RebelDarlin]

Granted, but with all the *******s gone, your persona becomes the height of scrutiny. :?

I wish I could slap that inner-Muslim right out of Obama, and into the open. Will there be time? :?

Granted but you still have Michelle/Hillary2 to deal with. :twisted:


I wish Rev would quit nit picking all these threads and make some more of those hilarious comic strips.


Scrutinize away...I'm just your typical moody biyatch! (kidding) :wink:

[Ridge Runner]

Granted, but with all the *******s gone, your persona becomes the height of scrutiny. :?

I wish I could slap that inner-Muslim right out of Obama, and into the open. Will there be time? :?

Granted but you still have Michelle/Hillary2 to deal with. :twisted:


I wish Rev would quit nit picking all these threads and make some more of those hilarious comic strips.


Scrutinize away...I'm just your typical moody biyatch! (kidding) :wink:

Granted!!! But they would ALL be about you!

[RebelDarlin]

Granted, but with all the *******s gone, your persona becomes the height of scrutiny. :?

I wish I could slap that inner-Muslim right out of Obama, and into the open. Will there be time? :?

Granted but you still have Michelle/Hillary2 to deal with. :twisted:


I wish Rev would quit nit picking all these threads and make some more of those hilarious comic strips.


Scrutinize away...I'm just your typical moody biyatch! (kidding) :wink:

Granted!!! But they would ALL be about you!

Not enough material! And WHERE is your wish?

[Trukrswyfe]

And WHERE is your wish?

Im glad you asked. I wish I was Megan Fox's identical twin sister. That landed the role in the Transformer Sequal.

Now Corrupt that. :P

[ceb]

Granted: every one needs a good day

I wish I was having a better day

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted: every one needs a good day

I wish I was having a better day

Oh that was sweet! Now how can I corrupt your day?

Granted: You finally have a better day then you have to get out of bed.

I wish I had a laundry fairy who did all my laundry from sort to put away.

[Roadhog]

Granted, but he makes a huge mess of your makeup and bathroom, and spends all day yakking on the phone with his overly obnoxious girly-man voice. This drives you to drinking more. You become competitive with Mr. Glam and sadly loose. Your husband begins paying much more attention to your Laundry Fairy. Sux huh! :?

I wish I could find a Hooker who would not fall asleep on me. (wish pre-corrupted) :P

[RebelDarlin]

Here ya go hoggie, (you might have to start paying a litle more than $5.00 though) :wink:



I wish Fall lasted longer.

[wimpy]

GRANTED: but it only lasts 1 day longer than usual!!!


I wish psychics were really psychic and knew the winning numbers to lottery drawings!

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted: They know the numbers but they decided to play them and not tell you. :twisted:

I wish I blank blank blank, and then I could blank blank blank which would be so blank and then blank would get blank and then we would all be blank blank for the blankity blank blank blank! :evil:

[JETLags Wife]

GRANTED: but then the blank blank would blank blank blank you in the blank blank blank blank.

I wish that tropical storms would stay out of Arkansas - the fringes of Gustav hit us here in Little Rock and we are set to get Ike while it might still be a tropical storm. Geez, I left Florida partially to never have to deal with tropical storms or tropical depressions or hurricanes!

[Trukrswyfe]

yada yada whatever you just said, I corrupted it.

I wish I stopped waking up in the early am. :?

[JETLags Wife]

Now you wake up at 11:59 PM and cannot go back to sleep until 5 AM and do not wake up again until 11:59 PM thereby missing out on everything in your life. (Hey, 11:59 PM is not AM! LOL)

I wish I knew what was going on with my car alarm.

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted:

But your car was stolen so it really doesn't matter anymore..... :P

I wish I could have everything I wanted.

[wimpy]

Granted: but it is quickly taken away because you cant pay the taxes on any of it!!!


I wish truck stop parking lots dont always smell like urine!!!

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted: But now the smell of dog chit is overwhelming.

I wish for nothing. Things are not 2 shabby. :wink:

[shyykatt]

Granted; and nothing you shall receive

I wish we were going into spring instead of winter.

[ceb]

Granted:but all the seasons only last 10days

I wish my new job would have lasted

[BlooMoose]

Granted: But now you can never quit and you will never get a raise.

I wish my mom would come back from vacation so I could quit dog-sitting her two giant poodles (and I do mean giant)

[ceb]

is she back yet?