CORRUPT WISHES

[RebelDarlin]

Granted...it stays open but now teaches Pole Dancing.

I wish I was driving the Yukon with WildKat and LadyNorth.

[ceb]

Granted: but the three of you are the only ones up there. soon you will go crazy

I wish my vacation would last two weeks

[chubyboy]

GRANTED-But your completely nude in a winter in antartica, and fall in the water


idk if its already been said but i wasnt gonna read ALL57 pages so:

I wish Shyykatt had never, and continues to not edit her posts to only smilies...it breaks up the mood...

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted:

She edits to only twisted evil. :twisted:

I wish I wasn't out of my hazelnut coffee creamer. :sad: Im really bummed.

[chubyboy]

oh yea, still a smilie and btw...


GRANTED- But u and everyone within 500 air miles is out of coffee for the next 10 years

[Trukrswyfe]

Oh yeah? 500 air miles, I guess I would just have to have my husband pick some up on his next cross country:b and btw .....
You forgot to make a wish so from now on you can't :twisted: You snooze you lose.

I did get my wish of creamer but it was the wrong brand...

I wish for this week to go by fast. :wink:

[Drew10]

Granted....But, next week will be twice as long.... :P

I wish I can do a 34hr reset awayfrom my truck.
(each week I run out of hours before I can reach a recap)

Not complaining thought Im doing some good running.
Besides....Its a "lifestyle". ( :P 'd myself)

I thought you quit coffee??

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted....But, next week will be twice as long.... :P

Next week being twice as long is still going to be better than this week. :x :shock:

I thought you quit coffee??

I made this latte for someone. :wink: Not myself. I have a cup now and then but nothing like the thick black mud I use to have a couple times a day. 8)

I wish I can do a 34hr reset awayfrom my truck

Granted:
You are far away from your truck during your reset,
Then you post bail and get back to work. :P

I wish I was a little more motivated today. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

[ceb]

Granted: your so motivated you can't sleep for 6 weeks

I wish someone would keep this going

[ceb]

BUMP!!!!!

[RebelDarlin]

Granted: your so motivated you can't sleep for 6 weeks

I wish someone would keep this going

Fine I'll keep it going, but you can't BUMP it anymore. :twisted:


I wish the catty men on this sight would get over their PMS or whatever the hell it is....

[Roadhog]

Well Dear...I'm sure you know how this works.
Imagine your self now trapped in a room with these guys...the last thing they care about it a good looking redheaded woman. They not only are comparing themselves as dressed better than you, but because of your corrupted wish, they now have become very needy and overwhelmed with low self-esteem. Now...you threaten them.
Sucks to be you. There is a set of sewing needles in the lamp table drawer. I believe you know what to do. :?

I wish I no longer had to hide my fetish for farting under water. It use to be considered cute when I was a kid. Now I get looks of disgust.

[RebelDarlin]

Well Dear...I'm sure you know how this works.
Imagine your self now trapped in a room with these guys...the last thing they care about it a good looking redheaded woman. They not only are comparing themselves as dressed better than you, but because of your corrupted wish, they now have become very needy and overwhelmed with low self-esteem. Now...you threaten them.
Sucks to be you. There is a set of sewing needles in the lamp table drawer. I believe you know what to do. :?

I wish I no longer had to hide my fetish for farting under water. It use to be considered cute when I was a kid. Now I get looks of disgust.

GRANTED: You buy a hot tub, turn on the jets and no one will ever know. :wink: Oh and DON"T forget the Mr. Bubble! :twisted:


I wish I'd taken that damn sewing class in high school...

[Creek Jackson]

Well Dear...I'm sure you know how this works.
Imagine your self now trapped in a room with these guys...the last thing they care about it a good looking redheaded woman. They not only are comparing themselves as dressed better than you, but because of your corrupted wish, they now have become very needy and overwhelmed with low self-esteem. Now...you threaten them.
Sucks to be you. There is a set of sewing needles in the lamp table drawer. I believe you know what to do. :?

I wish I no longer had to hide my fetish for farting under water. It use to be considered cute when I was a kid. Now I get looks of disgust.

GRANTED: You buy a hot tub, turn on the jets and no one will ever know. :wink: Oh and DON"T forget the Mr. Bubble! :twisted:


I wish I'd taken that damn sewing class in high school...

Granted: Now you can sew like F. Lee Bailey,,,,,,, or is that sue?

I wish I had no need to wish.

[RebelDarlin]

Granted: It never wroked anyway...

I wish I had a '67 Mustang Shelby GT 500 :wink:

Oh Eleanor...

[Creek Jackson]

Granted: It never wroked anyway...

I wish I had a '67 Mustang Shelby GT 500 :wink:

Oh Eleanor...

Granted: But this Mustang has a 3 cylinder 2-cycle Saab engine.

I wish I had sued Walmart. 8)

[Roadhog]

Granted, but now the Chinese Triad has a contract on your hide.

I wish I understood why I keep coming back to this thread. :?

[Creek Jackson]

Granted: But realize that "What You Want, Also Wants You"

I wish this forum had more women.

[RebelDarlin]

Granted...but none of them like you! :twisted:


I wish this forum and its members were more fun, like it/they used to be...

[Roadhog]

Granted, but with all the *******s gone, your persona becomes the height of scrutiny. :?

I wish I could slap that inner-Muslim right out of Obama, and into the open. Will there be time? :?