CORRUPT WISHES

[Double L]

Granted: You still have to do what your told

I wish I didn't have ACT's/PSAE's tomorrow and Thursday!

[Drew10]

Granted...there now scheduled for Saturday and Sunday....

I wish I didnt HAVE to come out to Long Island.

[Double L]

Granted: Now your stuck there for 2 days!

I wish I could fall asleep so I can be ready for the ACT/PSAE tomorrow.

[ceb]

Granted: your still sleeping

I wish my dog didn't run away

[pd]

Granted . . . he just peed on your foot.


I wish I had a job.

[ceb]

Granted: cleaning the john at the nearest truck stop

I wish I didn't have to take my mom to CT. tomorrow

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted:

She will just hang out with you all day.

I wish my sunburn quit hurting so much! :evil:

[Double L]

Granted but your sunburned for a few more weeks

I wish this week would get over so school will be out and I wish I get a job driving a truck. I can make two wishes can I?

[wimpy]

Granted, but....you get a speeding ticket doing 90mph in a 45mph zone, so the judge makes an example out of you so he sentences you to traffic school everyday for a year! In which you also get a wreckless driving on your license so you cant get a truck driving job for at least another 3 years.

[Double L]

Thats cruel man

[wimpy]

Oh ya I forgot to make a wish.....

I wish I didnt have such an idiot for a co-driver!

[wimpy]

Ehhh, no hard feelins double L I just know by your posts how bad you wanna drive a big rig !!!!

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted:

Double L is now your co-driver,

But he thinks your the idiot now. :wink: :twisted:

I wish my I didn't have to house sit for my mother ONE more day.....

I am now officially crazy if I wasn't already.

[Double L]

No hard feelings at all

Granted but you have to house sit for a week

I wish Wednesday would get here (School is over for the summer and I'll be a senior)

[Trukrswyfe]

No hard feelings at all

Granted but you have to house sit for a week

I wish Wednesday would get here (School is over for the summer and I'll be a senior)

Doesn't really work LL,

I can't sit for one more day then I can't sit for a week. he hee gotcha! check mate, nice try,

Granted Wednesday is here But you have to repeat the last grade. :twisted: :twisted:

See?

[Double L]

I give up... I see I need to have a talk with you. Just messing with ya!

I wish my stomach would stop hurting, I ate too much pasta that I cooked tonight. I was hungry.

[Trukrswyfe]

I give up... I see I need to have a talk with you. Just messing with ya!

I wish my stomach would stop hurting, I ate too much pasta that I cooked tonight. I was hungry.

Granted: We can talk, but you have to be 30, sorry.

Talk to ya in 12.


Just so you know Im just playin,

You stomach quits hurting but now the toilet is clogged. :P

I wish my school year started, sooner, :wink: Can't wait to be a college kid instead of a bored housewife.

[Double L]

I know you are TW :wink:

Granted: But you have to wait another year cause of renovations

I wish my birthday (July 14th) would hurry up and get here

[wimpy]

Granted, but for some reason they decided to turn July 13th into ground hog day so it keeps happening over and over and over and over and over...........again so your birthday never gets here.

I wish I had a nice big fat "'Whataburger" with bacon and cheese in front of me.

[Double L]

Granted, but they burn your burger

I wish the local trucking school wasn't shutting down