CORRUPT WISHES

[wimpy]

Granted, but you forgot your wallet at home and had to retrieve it and re-do your shopping all over again.


I wish I could think of a good April Fools joke to play on my girlfriend.

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted:

You too are another pregnant man. :shock: :shock: :shock:

I wish my ear didn't hurt so much.

[jayburd]

Granted: Your ear no longer hurts but you've developed a major yeast infection to take it's place.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I wish I could fly like a bird

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted:

But I shoot your AZZ out of the Freakin sky!!!!!!

I have never had one,,, ever,,,, that was the most corrupt wish I have ever read... Thanks Jay... Nasty :shock: :shock:

I wish Jay got that yeast infection, as he seems more familiar than me. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[wimpy]

Granted, but he's immune to it so it doesn't affect him.

I wish it wasn't so hot in Phoenix already!!!

[jayburd]

Granted:

But I shoot your AZZ out of the Freakin sky!!!!!!

I have never had one,,, ever,,,, that was the most corrupt wish I have ever read... Thanks Jay... Nasty :shock: :shock:

I wish Jay got that yeast infection, as he seems more familiar than me. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

That's me! OLD NASTY!


Wimpy: Granted your now an ice road trucker and a famous TV Star for kicking Polar Bears Butt! But you caught my yeast infection from the toilet at the Flying J and you can't find a doctor or pharmacy in Yellowknife.

I wish politians has to pay the fuel surcharge out of their own pockets.

[Trukrswyfe]

I wish politians has to pay the fuel surcharge out of their own pockets.

Granted:

But their pockets are your pocket.

I wish that the wish would stay simple,
ah, I get confused easy.

[jayburd]

Granted:You are now a true blonde.
I wish I was a fish


remember the Incredible Mr. Limpit?

[wimpy]

Granted, but a fisherman catches you and takes you home and fries you up for dinner!

I wish my hair didnt grow so fast.

[RebelDarlin]

Granted, but a fisherman catches you and takes you home and fries you up for dinner!

I wish my hair didnt grow so fast.

Granted, Now you're BALD.

I wish I had an Edit button in real life.

[jayburd]

Granted:But it's stuck causing you blouse to fall of. :shock:

I wish I had X-rated vision.

[RebelDarlin]

Granted...but X-rated becomes boring to you!

I wish it would quit raining here.

[jayburd]

Granted: Your in Yuma,Arizona.

I wish I owned a taco stand.

[wimpy]

Granted, but someone gets sick from your food and sues you for all your worth!

I wish monday would get here fast so I could start my new job.

[ceb]

Granted: it's worst then the old one

I wish I didn't have to deal with my ex-S.I.L.

[jayburd]

Granted:She's turns into a diesel dyke and has a sex change.He's now your B.I.L.
:shock:

I wish network TV didn't suck anymore.

[ceb]

Granted: it suck a lot more

I wish I didn't have to go to Bennington VT. tomorrow

[Double L]

Granted: But they make you wait up there for a 2 days

I wish my birthday would get here so I can turn 18, get my CDL, and start my new job at Peterbilt.

[ceb]

Granted: but your cleaning the johns

I wish I didn't get lost today

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted:

But you were still late. :P

I wish I always got my way.