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    Quote Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer
    Granted, but all he wants to do is sit on the couch, watch TV, and demand that you fix him turkey pot pies.

    Sitting is still good. :twisted: :twisted:

    Ha ha ...

    I wish I had a license to kill. :twisted:

    Granted:

    But you're only licensed in Mexico.


    I wish dinner was already made.

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    Granted: But it was made 4 months ago and is still sitting out.

    I wish I knew what else to wish for. :P

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    Granted:

    But your wishes still dont come true.


    I wish it was Sunny today.

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    Granted, but it's also 115 degrees with 85% humidity.

    I wish I had a pizza for breakfast.
    I'll gladly pay u tuesday for a hamburger today.

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    Granted: now you have to have a banana for lunch

    I wish my lunch was done cooking
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    Granted, but you burnt it blacker than charcoal.

    I wish I slept longer last night.
    I'll gladly pay u tuesday for a hamburger today.

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    Granted: now you sleep till monday

    I wish my garage was cleaned out of all the junk
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    Granted: Your wife had a garge sale and sold all your good stuff for 2 bits!

    I wish I had my own private island in the pacific.
    Jay

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    Granted, but it's monsoon season there 12 months out of the year!!!

    I wish it was still football season.
    I'll gladly pay u tuesday for a hamburger today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wimpy
    I wish it was still football season.


    Granted, but it's 'futbol' season (soccer).




    I wish my cat would quit harkin' up hairballs.

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    Granted:The cat craps you a hair piece and becomes rich and famous and CEO of Hair Club for Men....leaves you forever.

    I wish the election was over and Hillery and Obama lost
    Jay

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    Granted:

    But Nader is not the President.

    I wish my boys quit eating so much....

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    I wish my boys quit eating so much....
    Granted. They are now all about Richard Simmons and sweating to the oldies.

    I wish I could reach through my monitor and smack a few posters upside the head. :twisted:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer
    I wish my boys quit eating so much....
    Granted. They are now all about Richard Simmons and sweating to the oldies.

    I wish I could reach through my monitor and smack a few posters upside the head. :twisted:
    you know you love it!!!

    Granted:

    But then you all make out :twisted: :twistedooo!!! oh sorry I ment make up.

    I wish I had more itune gift cards (hint, hint)

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    Granted, but you dont have a computer or know anyone with a computer to download itunes.

    I wish I could afford the pickup I want already.
    I'll gladly pay u tuesday for a hamburger today.

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    I wish I could afford the pickup I want already.
    Granted. It's of the Hot Wheels variety.

    I wish this damn election crap was over.

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    Granted: after it ends Hillery and Obama get crossed like the Scientist and the fly in the move THE FLY....now there's 2 identical morons to run in 2012! :shock:

    I wish Obama's minister would spontaneuos combust on live TV!
    Jay

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    I wish Obama's minister would spontaneuos combust on live TV!
    Granted:

    But someone forgot to record it so you can't watch it over and over again. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    I wish I had more money

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    Granted, but you only receive a $1 bill.

    I wish someone wouldnt have tipped over my trashcan last night.
    I'll gladly pay u tuesday for a hamburger today.

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    Granted: they do it tonight

    I wish my shopping was done
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