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Thread: CORRUPT WISHES

  1. 02-10-2008 07:00 AM #741
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    Granted

    But you can't spend it on yourself

    I wish my left thumb would stop hurting, feels like I broke it but I can move it just fine!
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  2. 02-11-2008 04:33 PM #742
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    Granted: it no longer hurts but now you can't move it

    I wish I had $10 billion
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  3. 02-12-2008 08:41 AM #743
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    Granted:

    But it is all in monoply money.

    I wish I could have a new house.
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    Granted! The house will be a one bedroom, half bath, with a floor furnace, and window units. :P

    I wish it was warm enough to fish!


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  5. 02-12-2008 12:18 PM #745
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    Granted: it is enjoy ice fishing

    I wish I could log in to my other site
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  6. 02-17-2008 12:23 PM #746
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    GRANTED: but they turned it into a gay porn site.

    I wish I didnt get taxed so much.
    I'll gladly pay u tuesday for a hamburger today.
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  7. 02-17-2008 12:29 PM #747
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    Quote Originally Posted by wimpy
    GRANTED: but they turned it into a gay porn site.

    I wish I didnt get taxed so much.
    GRANTED: you are not taxed at all because you now have no income
    I wish I had a pizza
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  8. 02-17-2008 12:50 PM #748
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    GRANTED: But all you get is dough

    I wish I wasn't sick!
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  9. 02-17-2008 03:16 PM #749
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    Granted, now you have to go to school!

    I wish I could see my sister for her birthday tomorrow.
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
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    Responsibility is the ability to choose your response. Victims choose to be controlled by outside forces, Responsible people maintain control by making a choice.
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  10. 02-17-2008 03:26 PM #750
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    I don't have school tomorrow or Friday!

    Granted but you got to be her servant

    I wish I could cough without my chest hurting and be able to eat solid foods without my throat hurting.
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    GRANTED, but now you have a migraine.
    I wish I didnt have to go to work at 5 a.m. tomorrow.
    I'll gladly pay u tuesday for a hamburger today.
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  12. 02-18-2008 06:34 AM #752
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    Quote Originally Posted by wimpy
    GRANTED, but now you have a migraine.
    I wish I didnt have to go to work at 5 a.m. tomorrow.

    GRANTED. you have been fired.
    I wish I hadnt forgotten to make a wish
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  13. 02-18-2008 07:40 AM #753
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    Granted:

    But now you can't make up your mind.

    I wish someone else would do all my laundry.
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  14. 02-18-2008 08:31 AM #754
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Granted:

    But now you can't make up your mind.

    I wish someone else would do all my laundry.
    GRANTED: the person who burglarized your house now has all of your clothes
    I wish it would warm up
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  15. 02-18-2008 08:37 AM #755
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Granted:

    But now you can't make up your mind.

    I wish someone else would do all my laundry.
    GRANTED: the person who burglarized your house now has all of your clothes :shock: atleast that is all they have
    I wish it would warm up

    Granted:

    But now you are all sweaty!!!

    I wish someone else would cook dinner for me.
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  16. 02-18-2008 08:49 AM #756
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    Granted, but his first name is Ronald....

    I wish that 4wheeler didnt hit my trailer yesterday.
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  17. 02-18-2008 09:03 AM #757
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew10
    Granted, but his first name is Ronald.... McDonald

    I wish that 4wheeler didnt hit my trailer yesterday.
    Granted:

    But they hit the tractor instead.

    I wish tax time was over.
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  18. 02-18-2008 11:17 AM #758
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew10
    Granted, but his first name is Ronald....

    and his husbands name is Bruce


    I wish that 4wheeler didnt hit my trailer yesterday.
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  19. 02-21-2008 08:05 AM #759
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew10
    Granted, but his first name is Ronald.... McDonald

    I wish that 4wheeler didnt hit my trailer yesterday.
    Granted:

    But they hit the tractor instead.

    I wish tax time was over.

    Granted:


    But you can't afford the tax bill.

    I wish I won the lotto though I never play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew10
    Granted, but his first name is Ronald.... McDonald

    I wish that 4wheeler didnt hit my trailer yesterday.
    Granted:

    But they hit the tractor instead.

    I wish tax time was over.

    Granted:


    But you can't afford the tax bill.

    I wish I won the lotto though I never play.
    GRANTED, but it's the Norwegian lottery scam

    I wish my back didnt hurt
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