CORRUPT WISHES

[wot i life]

[Trukrswyfe]

Wot you think I look like a man? and Gay men would fancy me!

ouch that stung. :sad:

[Double L]

I'm applying for addiction again, TW denied me the first time!

[ceb]

Granted: but you are addicted to webkinz

I wish it was not snowing

[Double L]

Granted

But you'll get a blizzard

I wish my nose wasn't runny

[ceb]

Granted: now your dog has the runny nose and he will not get off you

I wish I didn't have to plow my driveway

[Double L]

Granted

I don't have a dog

You must plow your drive way with a very small shovel

I wish I could go to sleep now

[ceb]

Granted: you sleep for 2 months

I wish I had a bigger plow truck

[Double L]

Granted

But you'll have to use a riding mower instead

I wish I weighted a bit more

[ceb]

Granted: you now weigh 300 pounds
Iwish my mower was faster

[Double L]

Granted: you now weigh 300 pounds
Iwish my mower was faster

Granted: But now it goes so fast you can't control

I got a migraine that won't go away

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted: you now weigh 300 pounds
Iwish my mower was faster

Granted: But now it goes so fast you can't control

I got a migraine that won't go away

so What is your wish that it goes away??

Granted

But now you are busted for under age drinking :twisted:

I wish one of my wishes would actually come true

[Double L]

I got a migraine that won't go away

so What is your wish that it goes away??

Granted

But now you are busted for under age drinking :twisted:

I wish one of my wishes would actually come true[/quote]

Yeah it was lol

Granted

But they won't come true until a month from now

I wish I didn't have to ride the bus with those immature annoyances (Thank God I'm getting my truck today or tomorrow)

[ceb]

Granted: now you drive that bus

I wish I could work more than 3 hours a day

[Drew10]

Granted you now work 7 days a week. (100hrs, and get paid for 40hrs)


Speaking of working 7 days....

I wish I had more hours available on my 70
(I know Im going to regret that wish)

[ceb]

Granted: now you have 80 hours total but you can only drive 8 hours a week

I wish I could get a better job

[RebelDarlin]

Granted, you love your new job, but it's a volunteer position, no pay.


I wish it were Spring already!

[ceb]

Granted: but now it snows all spring

I wish my tax refund was bigger

[wimpy]

Granted.....but now they take taxes out of your tax refund.

I wish I owned a truck.

[ceb]

Granted: it's a 1948 with no seats
I wish I had 1 billion dollars