CORRUPT WISHES

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted
But now you head aches from all the caffiene you drink.

I wish I could pee standing up. :P

[Double L]

Granted
But now you head aches from all the caffiene you drink.

I wish I could pee standing up. :P

Granted

Now you have to put the seat down when you finish

I wish I July 14th would hurry up and get here so I can be an adult!

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted

But know you have to act like one.


I wish I had a bigger house.

[Ridge Runner]

Granted

But your in-laws move in with you.


I wish I had horses again.

[Double L]

Granted

But your new job is to clean up horse crap everyday.

I hope I can get a job driving a truck this summer

[wot i life]

Granted: But you,ll be driving for Uzbekistan Same Day Parcels and you,ll always be ****ting yourself thinking "What have these bastards loaded on the trailer?"
I wish I had a bacon sandwich; right now!

[Double L]

Granted

But you got to add some pig droppings on it :shock:

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted

But you got to add some pig droppings on it :shock:

oh boy??

I can see we have corrupted you Double, but it isn't too late your young,

GET OUT while you still can!!! Go hang out at the mall, call your friends and go to a manly movie. Save yourself!!! If I have to tell you again it wont be as nice.

[wimpy]

Granted...

but they give you elephant droppings instead!!!



I wish I could remember jokes so I can tell them correctly!!!!

[Double L]

Granted

But you got to add some pig droppings on it :shock:

oh boy??

I can see we have corrupted you Double, but it isn't too late your young,

GET OUT while you still can!!! Go hang out at the mall, call your friends and go to a manly movie. Save yourself!!! If I have to tell you again it wont be as nice.

I'm hopelessly addicted

[Trukrswyfe]

You need to find yourself a girl mate!

I started to look for a link of Sparrow saying this to Turner then I got all caught up watching the two of them,,, Sorry :P

Your application for addiction has been Denied

Now move along young man!!!!!!!!

Before I call your mom.

[Double L]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: A girl mate that would be nice but I'm gonna let her find me, I'm not doing the fishing! Now I feel threatened just kidding

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted
then well you will get what it coming to ya!


I wish my head didn't hurt so much

[Double L]

Granted

But your arm hurts just as bad.

I wish I wasn't so tired and I wish my head would stop hurting.

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted

but now you have so much energy your working

I wish I never learned to drink out of a straw 8)

[Double L]

Granted

But now you must drink everything from a straw

I don't want to take the ACT and PSAE in April

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted

But now you must work at McD's

I wish I could take back last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Double L]

Granted

But you must ugh explain to your kids what you did

Me work at McD's In your dreams TW

I wish I was taller, I hate being 5'3

[Trukrswyfe]

Granted

But you must ugh explain to your kids what you did


Since were changing the rules I'll reply here, NOT A SNOWBALLS CHANCE, my friend

Me work at McD's In your dreams TW

No not really

I wish I was taller, I hate being 5'3

Granted

But the cloggs hurt your feet.

I wish I was more motivated to work out

[Double L]

Granted

But you must work out in the cold

I wish there was food right infront of me.