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    Granted -- but now you give all your paychecks to me 8)

    I wish the news couldn't do anymore stories on Paris Hilton

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    granted: no down side to this

    I wish I could find a good cheap car so I didn't have to crank up the miles on my truck
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    Granted... but it has pedals.
    I wish my new POS Freightliner would turn back into my
    old Mack.
    When I get old, I move north and drive slow in the fast lane.

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    Granted, and Freightliner just bought Mack...

    I wish I could stop the 14hr clock....

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    Granted --- but now it is stuck on 14hrs and won't reset


    I wish it would stop raining so I could finish staining my deck

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    Granted: but it's stained with grape juice

    I wish I could take a vacation
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    Granted...but you have to drive less that 10 MPH and cannot go more that 100 miles from home.


    I wish I lived in Montana again!
    My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
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    Granted: but the snow keeps you in for 10 weeks ( with no batteries ) :P

    I wish I lived on a 100 acre farm.
    Find something you like to do, be the best at it you can be, the money will come.

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    Granted, but its in Arizona

    I wish for a brand new Coronado for my next truck...

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    Granted, but it's governed at 55 MPH.

    I wish I didn't have to mow tomorrow.
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    Granted, your lawn mower is now broken.


    I wish my truck will do more than 55mph.

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    GRANTED! Now it does 56.
    I wish it was always saturday.
    When I get old, I move north and drive slow in the fast lane.

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    Granted: but you have to work 14 hours every saturday

    I wish my lawn would mow it's self
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    Granted, but it starts at 2:38am and ticks off your neighbors.

    I wish I was back on the road already!
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    granted but you have a 3 day layover

    i want a new house
    Daddy always said if you are going to be dumb you are going to have to be tough

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    Granted: But it's your dog's old house

    I wish my car passed inspection this morning.

    ( failed for a bad emission control valve thing-a-ma-jig)
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    Granted, but the Whatjamacallit just went bad.

    I wish I could do my reset at the beach!!

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    granted but it in new jersey

    i wish i could win the lotto
    Daddy always said if you are going to be dumb you are going to have to be tough

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    Granted: so did everyone else you only got $1

    I wish my burger was done
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    granted but on the last bite you find a hair in it


    wish i could afford the truck i want
    Daddy always said if you are going to be dumb you are going to have to be tough

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