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  1. 09-25-2006 11:12 AM #41
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    GRANTED.....But it is -75 below zero and it rains sheets of ice ALL night long. As an end result Eskimos are the only freight haulers now.



    I wish we would send all of the Ecoli spinach over to afghanistan. :twisted:
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    Granted, but they figure out a way to cut it in with their heroin exports, thereby increasing their profits by 10,000%, enabling them to finance more major terror attacks.

    I wish football referees were fined entire yearly salaries and fired when they blow a call.


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    Granted,but there will be gamblers that will be taking bets on which referees makes the wrong call,and the referees will be paid

    I wish that they made vacuum cleaners that operated by themselves
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  4. 09-25-2006 03:15 PM #44
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    Granted, but your wife puts on 50 pounds eating bon-bons and watching soaps (I'm gonna burn for that one, I know. )

    I wish I had more time to read the books I want to read.


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    That's just wrong Twilight :P


    Granted,but the book stores went out of business,and the book makers,took all the books.


    I wish that I had a 379 Pete,and that I could walk into a chrome shop,and afford all the chrome,lights in the store. :P
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  6. 09-28-2006 02:38 AM #46
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    GRANTED.....But with all of the chrome reflecting the sun and all of the lights blinding other moterist, the D.O.T. declares that your truck is a hazard on the open road and you are forced to strip your truck down to nothing.





    I wish that I didn't have to pay this speeding ticket I just got.
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  7. 09-28-2006 06:11 AM #47
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    8)
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    Granted! But they get constipated and you have to ...um, go FISHING for them!

    I wish I could find my remote control!!!

    [I'm still laughing from Yoopr's answer. I read that and then looked at Two_Ton's avatar, and I STILL can't quit chuckling!]
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  9. 10-01-2006 09:07 PM #49
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    Granted. But then I get to keep BOTH!

    I wish I had the last 20 years of my life back!
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  11. 10-01-2006 09:20 PM #51
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    Oh boy.

    I don't want to play anymore! :shock:
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  12. 10-02-2006 01:33 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    Granted. But then I get to keep BOTH!

    I wish I had the last 20 years of my life back!
    Granted, but you have to spend them in a maximum security prison on 24 hour lockdown.

    I wish I could Team with Eva Mendes (the movie star) with no restrictions as to intrapersonal physical contact with her.
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    Granted, but she tests postive for every STD out there, including a few new ones.

    I wish I had a money tree growing out back.


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    Granted. But it produces only ONE PESO notes.... and it's been a dry year! :shock:

    I wish someone would clean my house!
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

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    Granted,but they stole everything in the house too.

    I wish that I could own a website that helped truck drivers find jobs. :P
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    Granted, but its written completely in Russian with no interpretation.

    I wish I could own the largest, most convenient truckstop in the world, with every possible amenity imaginable, solely for truckers and their families. 8)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildK9
    Granted, but its written completely in Russian with no interpretation.

    I wish I could own the largest, most convenient truckstop in the world, with every possible amenity imaginable, solely for truckers and their families. 8)
    Granted, but all items are free to the truckers and their families and no one knows it exists.
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    thanxs T * Storm for that comment. i just happened to catch what you originally wrote.

    by the way, what do you wish for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildK9
    thanxs T * Storm for that comment. i just happened to catch what you originally wrote.

    by the way, what do you wish for?
    A BRAIN, a Heart, Courage, and the instructions for this game!
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by golfhobo
    A BRAIN, a Heart, Courage, and the instructions for this game!
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