CORRUPT WISHES

[WildK9]

Granted, but it's top speed is 15mph.

I wish I could get 1/2 the people in America to each give me a dollar.

[shyykatt]

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[two_ton_trucker18]

granted..........But the "Good Buddy" population would reign supreme.



I wish my wife wouldn't NAG so much.

[Twilight Flyer]

Granted. You are now deaf for the rest of your life.

I wish I could work a 3 day work week, every week.

[WildK9]

Granted, but it's cleaning port-a-johns with a toothbrush.

I wish i had unlimited knowledge about everything.

[Twilight Flyer]

Granted. But your brain is removed from your body and now powers a new computer in Microsoft's headquarters, where you do nothing but moderate trucking messageboards.

I wish I had Alladin's Lamp.

[Jackrabbit379]

Granted: But,someone dropped the lamp,shattered in many pieces.

I wish I had night vision

[Twilight Flyer]

Granted, but the earth stops rotating on its axis and it is now high-noon for you 24/7.

I wish raising kids didn't cost so much.

[shyykatt]

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[two_ton_trucker18]

Granted.....But as soon as you get in the air, you get chewed up by a passing 747 airliner.




I wish that I could turn invisable. :wink:

[Twilight Flyer]

Granted. It will be the day they open up a hunting season for Eagles and you end up stuffed on someone fireplace mantle.

I wish I had pursued a football career.

[NascarFan]

Granted. But you know lie parilized and can only eat mashed green peas.

I wish I drove a new KW W900 with a C15 625HP Cat.

[two_ton_trucker18]

GRANTED.....But the truck came from a chop shop and apon a D.O.T. inspection the officer notices that the truck is bogus and you spend the next 10 years in a, "Pound you in the ass" prison.



I wish I was gifted with an internal radar detecter. :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[NascarFan]

Granted. But now you weigh 600lbs.

I wish my truck didn't get stuck every other day.

[Twilight Flyer]

Granted. Your truck, with you in it, is launched into deep space, where it will never be stuck again.

Since you are heading into deep space, I wish we could pack your trailer with Osama Bin Laden and his gang.

[NascarFan]

Granted. But see the problem is that I pull a lowboy so they all escape.

I wish I had pursued driving a race car.

[terrylamar]

Granted: You soon crashed into the wall just as you won the Indi 500 and are now a quadriplegic, you won alot of money, but spent it all on medical bills. Oh, by the way, a tire seperated during the crash, bounce into the stands killing your wife's visiting family and you live in a state with no divorice. You suspect your wife is going to poison you.

I wish to be the next Super Trucker.

[two_ton_trucker18]

Granted.....But Diesel fuel is your kryptonite and you can never wield your "Super Trucker" powers.



My two dogs went missing yesterday....so,
I wish my dogs would come back home.

[shyykatt]

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