CORRUPT WISHES

[WildK9]

granted-it's salt instead :shock:

i wish i could be home tonight

[shyykatt]

Granted; but it had been BURGERLIZED

I wishh I cood spelle guud :shock:

[dk132]

Granted --Just use the spell check. But you'll forget.

I wish I wasn't so board.

[shyykatt]

Granted; but now you have to indulge yourself in stupid-human tricks for all to see.

I wish there were no such thing as spiders!!- they have invaded my house and I'm freiking out :shock: :shock:

[wot i life]

Granted: But with lovely little spidey,s out of the way, houseflies evolve into huge tennis racquet sized monsters that spew slimy sugar all over the house :shock:
I wish my numbers would come up on tonights £100 million Euro lottery :wink:

[Roadhog]

Okidocki then!

But in your drunken celebration...you sign your name wrong on the ticket, and all your money goes to Kenin Halz.

I wish I could be ressurected as Elizebeth Hurleys bicycle seat. :?
...'n rode hard 'n put away wet. 8)

[golfhobo]

Granted. But she loaned her bike to her boyfriend!! :shock:

I wish Wot had back all the money he spent on the lottery so he could stay online!

[wot i life]

Denied: But if I win, I,ll throw a huge party where everyone gets a $5000 attendance bonus
I wish my toenails would cut themselves :shock:

[golfhobo]

Granted. But then your lawnmower is all mucked up!

I wish someone would rake my leaves.

[shyykatt]

Granted; but you have to pay me $5000.

I wish the gal I helped this morning would kindly return my gas can!!! :x

[WildK9]

granted- but it spontaneously combusts in your garage, destroying your Chevy 4X4 HD with chrome.

i wish bull haulers would stop parking next to me

[shyykatt]

Granted; it'll be pigs and turkeys/chickens instead, and they get lose and climb all over your truck

I wish my fridge wasn't empty

[WildK9]

granted - it's full of horsey poo

i wish i had a new job already


let them climb all over this truck, ain't like the company is trying to pay me

[shyykatt]

Yer funny!


Granted; but its with SWIFT!!

I wish shoes never wore out.

[WildK9]

granted - but they become a permenant part of your foot :shock:

i wish, wait a minute, SWIFT!?!...H*** NO!!! Ok now, i wish i could sleep the day away, and wake up at home

[Angel]

Granted ... but your peaceful rest is interrupted by persistent calls from JB Hunt and Swift Recruiters :P
I wish someone else had my headache

[wot i life]

Granted: But, you passed it on to all of us!

I wish everyone on here has sweet dreams tonight(Am I nice or what?)

[dk132]

Granted-- but tomorrow night they will all have nightmares :shock:

I wish my jeep didn't break down.

[shyykatt]

Granted; your truck does instead.

I wish I could RELAX right now!! :sad:

[Angel]

Granted but every time you feel all relaxed someone calls
I wish it wouldn't snow