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    Granted; but then you get sick.

    I wish I wasn't so sleepy

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    Granted...yawn. ....snif...y-a-w-w-w-w-n-nah...oh maaaaan....stretch...!

    ..YAWN AWW NNNN.....sorry.
    YEEEEAAAHHH HAAA..HAAA...uummmmmmm...hah snif..smack.


    I wish...ahhhhyee yawwnnnnn...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snif..zzzzzzzzz*

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    Granted?

    Iwish I knew what to grant RH

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    Granted!

    That his current dream of ruddy monkey sex with Meg Ryan is real.

    I wish soon as I get rid of Meg...I can get Keira Knightly to swing by for a quickey....during my afternoon nap. 8)

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    Granted: But, she talks incessantly about her hair and you get bored
    I wish that I was lying on my deathbed, reflecting on the mistakes I,ve made in my life and remembering the good times with my family

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wot
    Granted: But, she talks incessantly about her hair and you get bored
    Quote Originally Posted by Wot
    I wish that I was lying on my deathbed, reflecting on the mistakes I,ve made in my life and remembering the good times with my family
    :evil: DENIED!
    Suffer... you just denied me...figure fair is fair! :twisted:

    I wish Kiera's chatter about her hair...was about her shaving it into a heart shape...or something. :twisted: :? 8)

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    RH=

    Wot= :sad:

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    granted-she now has a HUGE boufant(sp) heart-shaped hairdo, but she wants to go comfort Wot on his deathbed.

    i wish i could get paid
    @DeanAllen2006

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    Granted; but you lose it on your way to the bar (or wherever it is you hang :wink: )

    I wish I had a job

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    Quote Originally Posted by shyykatt
    Granted; but you lose it on your way to the bar (or wherever it is you hang :wink: )

    I wish I had a job
    bar!?! no bars for me-including, but not limited to breakfast, lunch, dinner, or strip :shock:

    granted- but its cleaning up the horsey poo on the trails for $.25 per 1,000 lbs. (now you'll see why we use lumpers )

    i wish i was shoulder-deep in a hot tub
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    Granted; but its filled with ......(what the heck is a toxic chemical?.......I need a name....can't think of a name!!!!!)
    ...............BLEACH THEN!! (my brain hurts)



    I wish I was CLEVERER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shyykatt
    (my brain hurts)



    I wish I was CLEVERER!
    even i have limits. not touching this one
    @DeanAllen2006

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    Granted: You become thi most cleverestest person I knewand teaCH us all big word and fings, but u 4get ow to spell u name
    (no offence, just jessing)
    I wish my deathbed was,nt a water bed full of holes, I feel like I,ve pissed myself, I .....Oh dear

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    Quote Originally Posted by wot i life
    Granted: You become thi most cleverestest person I knewand teaCH us all big word and fings, but u 4get ow to spell u name
    (no offence, just jessing)
    I wish my deathbed was,nt a water bed full of holes, I feel like I,ve pissed myself, I .....Oh dear
    ROFLMAO
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    granted, but the king wont get out of it.

    I wish I had a ranch

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    granted-but the government forces you to raise skunks for a new perfume :shock:

    i wish this bull hauler next to me would leave, so i can open my windows again.
    @DeanAllen2006

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    Mm....smell the money!

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    Granted-- But now you have a pig hauler in front of you.

    I wish I could have a ranch too but no skunks :shock:
    "You can all go to Hell. I'm going to Texas." - Davy Crockett

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    Granted; but its a Gnu ranch

    I wish I didn't have sand in my eyes right now

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