CORRUPT WISHES

[dk132]

Granted : But they all die

I wish I had a bazooka gun with alot of live ammo

[madii'swife]

Granted, but it comes with a installed with a 2000 pound weight on the end so it only points directly at the ground.

I wish my hubby could find somebody to pre-hire him :?

[devildice]

granted...but it's CRE

i wish i had some peanut butter

[madii'swife]

Granted but all the oil in it is rancid, seeing as it expired in 1979 :shock:

I wish I knew why I can't view others profiles on the CAD forum, keeps telling me everybody doesn't exist!

[Angel]

granted but once you start lookin you see more than you bargand for :shock:
I wish things would get better

[wot i life]

Granted: but they get so good you become complacent

I wish I knew where I,d left my false teeth :shock:

[Roadhog]

Granted;
:P They are at the Pawn Shop...but they will cost you an arm and a leg to get them back. :?

I wish Kate Hudson would forgive me.
I've been so busy lately, I haven't pined lustfully for her in weeks now.
She won't answer my emails....she just needs some dirty Hog-lovin'. grunt...squeal...snort..

[shyykatt]

8)

[Angel]

granted but now they have started telling your horoscope as well
I wish i had more energy

[madii'swife]

Granted, but now you have so much energy that you can't stop, and you can't sleep.

I wish to hear back from Maverick tomorrow with a pre-hire

[Angel]

granted but they tell you they gotta call you back again
I wish my body would warm up

[wot i life]

Granted: But, warming up makes you tired and you sleep all through christmas :sad:
I wish I had,nt burnt my lip last night,greedily "testing" my cooking

[shyykatt]

Granted; Instead you burnt all your fingers.

I wish we could skip the holidays this year.

[madii'swife]

Granted but your in-laws still come to visit for a LONG month.

I wish my house would clean itself.

[wot i life]

Granted: But, your garden becomes an absolute ****e tip and you,re the talk of the town
I wish I could predict the winner of the Derby every year

[shyykatt]

Granted; but U-R constantly being mugged.

I wish you really could wish on stars.

[wot i life]

Granted: but they spin around and you fall off
I wish my ice cone lasts for ever

[shyykatt]

Granted- but you forever have a belly ache (and a big fat belly too)

I wish I even HAD an ice creme cone

[Angel]

granted but someone decided u cant just eat one so u got 40 pallets eat up its 90 degrease lol
I wish I had a billion dollars

[WildK9]

granted-too bad its in Monopoly money

i wish my 401K would double its value tomorrow.