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Old 09-07-2006, 04:05 AM
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I was out fishing a while back,it was very hot out but I was catching fish pretty good. I used my last minnow but still needed a couple fish to fill out my limit. I opened a beer and wondered what to do when I spied this little snake swimming by with a minnow in its mouth. I got a brilliant idea so I reached over and grabbed that little snake but try as I might he would not let go of that minnow. After a minute I grabbed my beer and poured a little on that snakes head thinking it might make him let go. Sure enough it worked. He dropped the minnow, I let him go and went back to fishing. About 5 minutes later I heard a tapping on side of the boat. Well,lo and behold there was that little snake with another minnow.
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Old 09-07-2006, 04:12 AM
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How 'bout that- an alcoholic snake! :shock:
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Old 09-10-2006, 05:54 AM
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And, if you'd given him some of the GOOD beer, you wouldn't even have to use a rod... :wink:
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:49 AM
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And if you'd just chopped that little snake up into 6 tiny pieces of bait, you could have filled out your limit AND kept all your beer for yourself!!

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