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  1. 04-20-2006, 01:53 PM #1
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    Default five words

    here,s how you play; i start sentence using only five words, next poster must continue using only five words and so on. please try to link posts together to form funny tale.... HERE GOES... oh ****! my truck is.....


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  2. 04-20-2006, 02:14 PM #2
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    equipped with a cummins engine

    Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
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    The Road goes ever on and on
    Down from the door where it began.
    Now far ahead the Road has gone,
    And I must follow, if I can,
    Pursuing it with eager feet,
    Until it joins some larger way
    Where many paths and errands meet.
    And whither then? I cannot say.

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  3. 04-20-2006, 02:22 PM #3
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    bought from a japanese dealer


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  4. 04-20-2006, 02:33 PM #4
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    and it only cost me

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    Now far ahead the Road has gone,
    And I must follow, if I can,
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  5. 04-20-2006, 02:51 PM #5
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    two thousand yen. but then?


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  6. 04-20-2006, 03:27 PM #6
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    A short japaness sushi chef...


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  7. 04-20-2006, 03:52 PM #7
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    made me a great offer

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    ...then went back to Japan...
    In all thy ways, acknowledge him.
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  9. 04-20-2006, 04:38 PM #9
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    ....for another great Geisha Girl...
    Why is it when I press one for ENGLISH I still can't understand the person on the other end???




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  10. 04-20-2006, 05:45 PM #10
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    who got in the truck
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  11. 04-20-2006, 06:37 PM #11
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    And Drove To the Hospital
    You don't have to like it you just have to do it!
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  12. 04-20-2006, 08:54 PM #12
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    to collect her new leg


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    Which was missing upon arrival
    Why is it when I press one for ENGLISH I still can't understand the person on the other end???




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    In the meantime, my mama


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    Called to tell Me that..
    You don't have to like it you just have to do it!
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    she won't do my taxes....
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
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    and tax evasion was legal.
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  18. 04-22-2006, 03:02 AM #18
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    in all states bar mine


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  19. 04-22-2006, 07:49 AM #19
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    and she was going to
    Finally, I'm on the road!


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    run off with my money


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