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here,s how you play; i start sentence using only five words, next poster must continue using only five words and so on. please try to link posts together to form funny tale.... HERE GOES... oh ****! my truck is.....
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04-20-2006, 11:14 PM
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equipped with a cummins engine
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04-20-2006, 11:22 PM
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bought from a japanese dealer
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04-20-2006, 11:33 PM
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and it only cost me
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Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
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04-20-2006, 11:51 PM
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two thousand yen. but then?
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04-21-2006, 12:27 AM
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A short japaness sushi chef...
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04-21-2006, 12:52 AM
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made me a great offer
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The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
-- J R R Tolkien
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04-21-2006, 01:23 AM
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...then went back to Japan...
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04-21-2006, 01:38 AM
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....for another great Geisha Girl...
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04-21-2006, 02:45 AM
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who got in the truck
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04-21-2006, 03:37 AM
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And Drove To the Hospital
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04-21-2006, 05:54 AM
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to collect her new leg
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04-21-2006, 07:34 PM
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Which was missing upon arrival
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04-21-2006, 09:20 PM
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In the meantime, my mama
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04-22-2006, 02:16 AM
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Called to tell Me that..
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04-22-2006, 02:35 AM
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she won't do my taxes....
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04-22-2006, 02:46 AM
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and tax evasion was legal.
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04-22-2006, 12:02 PM
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in all states bar mine
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04-22-2006, 04:49 PM
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and she was going to
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04-22-2006, 06:18 PM
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run off with my money
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