Can Sombuddy Help Me, PLEEEEEzze????

[Useless]

I got a DUI abowt a yer an a haf ago that will be off my rekord in just anuther ate and a have yeers, as long as I don't get busted agin. The feluny that I got for selling Coke will be off my rekord in anuther six years. That wuz bogus, bekuzz the cop surchd my car withowt a warent.

I need a job, and no won wants to higher me. I want to see the kountry, and see all of the sites,m and i wood make a good driver bekuz ive always wanted to drive a truck ever sinse i was a kid.

There has two be sumbudy owt there who wood be willing to take a chance on me bekuzz i wood make a good driver. The only thing I need is to be with a good cumpany that coud get me home on the sekun Tusday of each munth so that i can go sea my probashun offiser.

How much do the good cumpanys pay?

Alzo, can enny of you tell me whut kind of drug test a cumpany maked you take? It's reely unconstitushunal four thim too envade my privesey, but i do want to drive a big truk becuz i wood make a good driver and iv wantid to drive a truck sins i wuz a kid.

Thanx.

[Kevin0915]

I got a DUI abowt a yer an a haf ago that will be off my rekord in just anuther ate and a have yeers, as long as I don't get busted agin. The feluny that I got for selling Coke will be off my rekord in anuther six years. That wuz bogus, bekuzz the cop surchd my car withowt a warent.

I need a job, and no won wants to higher me. I want to see the kountry, and see all of the sites,m and i wood make a good driver bekuz ive always wanted to drive a truck ever sinse i was a kid.

There has two be sumbudy owt there who wood be willing to take a chance on me bekuzz i wood make a good driver. The only thing I need is to be with a good cumpany that coud get me home on the sekun Tusday of each munth so that i can go sea my probashun offiser.

How much do the good cumpanys pay?

Alzo, can enny of you tell me whut kind of drug test a cumpany maked you take? It's reely unconstitushunal four thim too envade my privesey, but i do want to drive a big truk becuz i wood make a good driver and iv wantid to drive a truck sins i wuz a kid.

Thanx.


the same kop that searched ure kar must bee the same one that got me for wacky weeds, when it wasnt really weeds, it was marajuanna.

[Jay B]

I might have a job for you. It isn't OTR big rig stuff, just local driving an armored car delivering cash to banks. Let me know if you are interested and we can see about a waiver for the DUI. The pay aint too good neither, $38 per hour guaranteed 40 hours per week and usually overtime.

Let me know if you are interested.

[Kevin0915]

I might have a job for you. It isn't OTR big rig stuff, just local driving an armored car delivering cash to banks. Let me know if you are interested and we can see about a waiver for the DUI. The pay aint too good neither, $38 per hour guaranteed 40 hours per week and usually overtime.

Let me know if you are interested.

armored car? heck i'd do that. i'd tell them they woudlnt have to pay me. i'd pay me what i thought was right out of the back of the truck. =)

[Syncrosonix]

give c.r. england a call. hell, they hired a man who couldn't read english, speak it, was convicted of triple manslaughter, and has prior drug convictions. you have a definite chance with that fine company! :D

[SickRick]

the same kop that searched ure kar must bee the same one that got me for wacky weeds, when it wasnt really weeds, it was marajuanna.

kollege edgmacated my hayryy patoot. Itz spelt marageewanna....

Idjut...

Rick

[freebirdrfd]

:rofl:I got a DUI abowt a yer an a haf ago that will be off my rekord in just anuther ate and a have yeers, as long as I don't get busted agin. The feluny that I got for selling Coke will be off my rekord in anuther six years. That wuz bogus, bekuzz the cop surchd my car withowt a warent.

I need a job, and no won wants to higher me. I want to see the kountry, and see all of the sites,m and i wood make a good driver bekuz ive always wanted to drive a truck ever sinse i was a kid.

There has two be sumbudy owt there who wood be willing to take a chance on me bekuzz i wood make a good driver. The only thing I need is to be with a good cumpany that coud get me home on the sekun Tusday of each munth so that i can go sea my probashun offiser.

How much do the good cumpanys pay?

Alzo, can enny of you tell me whut kind of drug test a cumpany maked you take? It's reely unconstitushunal four thim too envade my privesey, but i do want to drive a big truk becuz i wood make a good driver and iv wantid to drive a truck sins i wuz a kid.

Thanx.

i think i've read something like that somewhere not to long ago. :rofl:

[Jumbo]

Did you trying written a ledder to da jodge?

[Sabine]

you are all wrong in the head, you need help

[Syncrosonix]

you are all wrong in the head, you need help

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[VPIDarkAngel]

give c.r. england a call. hell, they hired a man who couldn't read english, speak it, was convicted of triple manslaughter, and has prior drug convictions. you have a definite chance with that fine company! :D

Hoss, I hope you're kidding... yet somehow, it's believable.

[Syncrosonix]

Hoss, I hope you're kidding... yet somehow, it's believable.

read bigdeezal's "a must read for noobs" thread.

[headborg]

Hoss, I hope you're kidding... yet somehow, it's believable.

Ancient Chinese Proverb:

Bigger the net, bigger chance a big fish get through a single hole.

[Jackrabbit379]

I got a DUI abowt a yer an a haf ago that will be off my rekord in just anuther ate and a have yeers, as long as I don't get busted agin. The feluny that I got for selling Coke will be off my rekord in anuther six years. That wuz bogus, bekuzz the cop surchd my car withowt a warent.

I need a job, and no won wants to higher me. I want to see the kountry, and see all of the sites,m and i wood make a good driver bekuz ive always wanted to drive a truck ever sinse i was a kid.

There has two be sumbudy owt there who wood be willing to take a chance on me bekuzz i wood make a good driver. The only thing I need is to be with a good cumpany that coud get me home on the sekun Tusday of each munth so that i can go sea my probashun offiser.

How much do the good cumpanys pay?

Alzo, can enny of you tell me whut kind of drug test a cumpany maked you take? It's reely unconstitushunal four thim too envade my privesey, but i do want to drive a big truk becuz i wood make a good driver and iv wantid to drive a truck sins i wuz a kid.

Thanx.


That's not very nice, Useless. :p
Ya know, there are convicts, I mean uhh.. drivers out there who are looking for work with a record as long as your arm. I thought for a minute, you were one of them. :p :rofl:

[Fredog]

I got a DUI abowt a yer an a haf ago that will be off my rekord in just anuther ate and a have yeers, as long as I don't get busted agin. The feluny that I got for selling Coke will be off my rekord in anuther six years. That wuz bogus, bekuzz the cop surchd my car withowt a warent.

I need a job, and no won wants to higher me. I want to see the kountry, and see all of the sites,m and i wood make a good driver bekuz ive always wanted to drive a truck ever sinse i was a kid.

There has two be sumbudy owt there who wood be willing to take a chance on me bekuzz i wood make a good driver. The only thing I need is to be with a good cumpany that coud get me home on the sekun Tusday of each munth so that i can go sea my probashun offiser.

How much do the good cumpanys pay?

Alzo, can enny of you tell me whut kind of drug test a cumpany maked you take? It's reely unconstitushunal four thim too envade my privesey, but i do want to drive a big truk becuz i wood make a good driver and iv wantid to drive a truck sins i wuz a kid.

Thanx.


I'm gonna lease a truck from cr england and be rich so you can drive it for me. i should be able to pay you a few thousand a week or maybe more, they said i will make a lot of money call me and let me know when you can start