Jackrabbit379
06-17-2009, 07:50 PM
The circus came to a small town. The Lion Tamer got sick, and was unable to perform. The managers of the circus decided to seek help from the locals around town. The managers of the circus made flyers, and they posted them around town. Odell, a local cowboy, saw a flyer at the grocery store, so he went to the circus tents. Odell met the managers of the circus, and they decided to hire Odell, until their Lion Tamer was well enough to work. Odell and the managers of the circus walked around to the lion cages. Since the Lion Tamer was sick, they decided to rehearse an act in the lion cage. In one of the cages, stood a lion. On the other end of the cage stood a very attractive blonde, wearing a bath robe. She took off her bath robe, and she was wearing a bikini. She clapped her hands and the lion walked up to her, and he licked her feet. She clapped her hands again, and the lion took a few steps back, and sat down. One of the managers of the circus looked at Odell and said, "Alright Odell, let's see what you can do." Odell looked at the manager, and said, "Yall get that lion outa there, and I can do a lot better than he can."