Syncrosonix
04-24-2009, 07:04 PM
funny song with a video included. you may want to click the link. no, you will NOT be rick roll'd.
Thats how you know
You got way too ****ing stoned
Thats how you know
You did a little bit too much cocaine
Thats how you know
PCP might make you want to go flyin
Just get some rest and next weekend
do it all over again.
I often drink so much that I lose my tact and my class
I often wake up to find exotic things have been placed in my ass
One time I found a purse in my butt,
one time I found a lawnmower
One time some chick shot a live squid up my ass
using my dads leafblower
I seem to hit on the wrong type of women, I receive my share of chick beatings
Maybe I should stop picking up women at my Alcoholics Anonymous meetings
Thats how you know
You got way too ****ing stoned
Thats how you know
You did a little bit too much blow
Thats how you know
PCP might make you want to go flyin
Just get some rest and next weekend
do it all over again.
One time I drank a whole case of beer And tried to do some back-flips
Somehow I managed to bust out all my front teeth and fracture both of my tits
Well I tried to numb the pain by chugging 3 bottles of Jack
I Fell down twelve flights of stairs, had 3 strokes and 5 heart attacks
Last night I got drunk in the park, curled up in sandbox and hit the sack
Woke up in a male stripbar in assless chaps and dollar bills in my crack
All night I been drinking bottles of warm piss,
And know I dont even know what my name is,
Please feed me beer
One time I woke up with a naked homeless guy in my bed
Sad thing is he was the best damn lay that this lucky guys ever had
I start out drinking fine Cabernet and feeling very refined
By 2 oclock Im out back in the alley huffing rags soaked in Turpentine
Drank too much at my best friends wedding and tried to hit the dance floor
I accidentally punched the groom in the mouth and called the bride a *****
When Im drunk I piss off women there aint nothin that can stop it
Then I have go home alone and masturbate into a sock puppet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmuP1zUXeG4)
Thats how you know
You got way too ****ing stoned
Thats how you know
You did a little bit too much cocaine
Thats how you know
PCP might make you want to go flyin
Just get some rest and next weekend
do it all over again.
I often drink so much that I lose my tact and my class
I often wake up to find exotic things have been placed in my ass
One time I found a purse in my butt,
one time I found a lawnmower
One time some chick shot a live squid up my ass
using my dads leafblower
I seem to hit on the wrong type of women, I receive my share of chick beatings
Maybe I should stop picking up women at my Alcoholics Anonymous meetings
Thats how you know
You got way too ****ing stoned
Thats how you know
You did a little bit too much blow
Thats how you know
PCP might make you want to go flyin
Just get some rest and next weekend
do it all over again.
One time I drank a whole case of beer And tried to do some back-flips
Somehow I managed to bust out all my front teeth and fracture both of my tits
Well I tried to numb the pain by chugging 3 bottles of Jack
I Fell down twelve flights of stairs, had 3 strokes and 5 heart attacks
Last night I got drunk in the park, curled up in sandbox and hit the sack
Woke up in a male stripbar in assless chaps and dollar bills in my crack
All night I been drinking bottles of warm piss,
And know I dont even know what my name is,
Please feed me beer
One time I woke up with a naked homeless guy in my bed
Sad thing is he was the best damn lay that this lucky guys ever had
I start out drinking fine Cabernet and feeling very refined
By 2 oclock Im out back in the alley huffing rags soaked in Turpentine
Drank too much at my best friends wedding and tried to hit the dance floor
I accidentally punched the groom in the mouth and called the bride a *****
When Im drunk I piss off women there aint nothin that can stop it
Then I have go home alone and masturbate into a sock puppet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmuP1zUXeG4)