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daniel hormann
03-21-2009, 11:05 PM
In 1987,I got my class A license at the age of 24. Things were going good for several months until we got this ***** dispatcher that everyone hated. One day I had it!
I deadheaded to the terminal intent on beating him up. I ended up killing the poor guy and I payed my price. 22 years in prison and I am a free man. My question is can I get back into driving because I love to drive a big rig, and I payed my debt to soiciety and I also took anger managment classes while locked up.

Creek Jackson
03-21-2009, 11:23 PM
In 1987,I got my class A license at the age of 24. Things were going good for several months until we got this ***** dispatcher that everyone hated. One day I had it!
I deadheaded to the terminal intent on beating him up. I ended up killing the poor guy and I payed my price. 22 years in prison and I am a free man. My question is can I get back into driving because I love to drive a big rig, and I payed my debt to soiciety and I also took anger managment classes while locked up.


Uh-oh!!

I think this thread is in the wrong forum.

Syncrosonix
03-21-2009, 11:26 PM
england and prime are looking for l/o's. check them out. i'm sure they'll take you.

daniel hormann
03-22-2009, 12:37 AM
I got my class A license in 1985. I like driving, and being my own boss. I raked up 1.2 million accident free miles in 12 years of over the road and local NY/NJ area driving. I worked for several companys and I pretty much seen it all. Snow, sleat, rain, wind, moutains,flat plains states. I drove flatbed, Van.
When I started their was no air ride,air conditioning, no power steering, no 53' trailers, no gps, I have been scewed over hundreds of times by hundreds of people. Cops, dispatchers,managment,mechnics,
companys,other drivers. Since I am from New jersey they always gave me Long Island and the 5 boros. In 1997 I retired and now I what to get back into the game. I have several hundred dollars worth of book maps, but now its GPS. I have been down most roads and and have experienced just about every negative situation that can happen. I just got my 30 year New Jersey driver abstact and I like to brag that I never got into a accident. I also fly a plane, private pilot and I am a professional Photographer, things are slow right now. I can't drive 55 in Kansas, I got to go at least 65 and maybe 70. I don't smoke and occational drink. I like racing up moutains with a light load and a big engine. I like flying down the mountains at 80. I like using the jake brack 2 in the mornning going down the hills. My website is www.danielhormann.ifp3.com

Rev.Vassago
03-22-2009, 12:52 AM
Uh-oh!!

I think this thread is in the wrong forum.
You're right. Moving this to the comedy forum until I figure out who the mult is.

Double R
03-22-2009, 02:23 AM
I deadheaded to the terminal intent on beating him up. I ended up killing the poor guy and I payed my price. 22 years in prison

In 1997 I retired

In 1987,I got my class A license at the age of 24.

I got my class A license in 1985

Nothing like contradicting yourself.;)

Jackrabbit379
03-22-2009, 03:11 AM
You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. You are about to enter.......The Twilight Zone.

avguy
03-22-2009, 06:16 AM
Multiple personalities much?

freebirdrfd
03-22-2009, 07:21 PM
i hope the super trucker don't come to beat me up :bow:

Syncrosonix
03-22-2009, 09:25 PM
You're right. Moving this to the comedy forum until I figure out who the mult is.

i think it's that one guy who bought an orange western international because it looked cool. what was his name? ;)

daniel hormann
03-23-2009, 02:04 AM
All right guys, I am starting to feel anger, maybe its time to take my medication.
Is it all right to take drugs to keep awake 2 am in the morning? I don't want to fall asleep at the wheel and they what the load first thing 6 am and I am suffering from a hang over from bozzing the previous night .

daniel hormann
03-23-2009, 02:17 AM
I was telling the nice police officer that I feel paranoid that the police and my trucking firm are following me, the officer says you are not paranoid we are following you. He said do you mind if I search your cab? I said I have a gun and drugs and it would not be good for me and my family of eight that I have to support. They depend on daddy to bring home the bacon. He runs back to his police car and takes off like he had a a hot pursuit and I praise the lord .

Syncrosonix
03-23-2009, 02:24 AM
rev, isn't booth that one chode who wanted some glass pack on his air filter because it also looked cool?

daniel hormann
03-23-2009, 03:00 AM
Its ok to lie and fabricate on your job application as long as you have people on the other side who will verify your lies and fabrications.

daniel hormann
03-23-2009, 03:11 AM
I am on a mission from God, to get this load of adult diapers to its destination on time and damage free. It s a hot load, petal to the metal, I got to make time, get out of my way this is a priorty load that must be delivered.

Rev.Vassago
03-23-2009, 03:17 AM
rev, isn't booth that one chode who wanted some glass pack on his air filter because it also looked cool?
No, that was on his fuel filter. He wanted one with a clear plastic cover because he thought it would look cool. That was his only reason.

Syncrosonix
03-23-2009, 03:19 AM
and, i'm on a mission from satan himself. he has given me freewill to shift between the realm of the undead and living, and to play jedi mind tricks on the masses.

Syncrosonix
03-23-2009, 03:20 AM
No, that was on his fuel filter. He wanted one with a clear plastic cover because he thought it would look cool. That was his only reason.

ohhhh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was something like that. either way, what a ******!

Snowman7
03-23-2009, 03:34 AM
Why is Daniel's name all in red?:p

Syncrosonix
03-23-2009, 03:39 AM
BOOOOOOOOTTTTHHHHHH!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Rev.Vassago
03-23-2009, 03:54 AM
Why is Daniel's name all in red?:p
To match his red truck, of course.

Jackrabbit379
03-23-2009, 07:06 PM
Hey Rev, who was that dude? Was it random, or was he someone under a new name?

Rev.Vassago
03-23-2009, 07:40 PM
Hey Rev, who was that dude? Was it random, or was he someone under a new name?
Undetermined.

freebirdrfd
03-24-2009, 01:01 AM
Hey Rev, who was that dude? Was it random, or was he someone under a new name?

either way i'm glad he's gone

Jackrabbit379
03-24-2009, 03:03 AM
Just curious. :)

Anyhow...I got a feeling that daniel feller drives a red Western Star. :lol:

golfhobo
03-29-2009, 10:36 PM
Undetermined.

I could be wrong. I ain't too smart on these computer things, but my money is on Big Diesel.