Windwalker
02-01-2009, 12:52 PM
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day,
the man looks over at his wife and says:
Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your
butt is bigger than the barbecue.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom.
Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off. What's wrong? he asks.
She answers:
Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
the man looks over at his wife and says:
Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your
butt is bigger than the barbecue.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom.
Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off. What's wrong? he asks.
She answers:
Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?