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Creek Jackson
12-24-2008, 01:55 AM
Another driver asked me today want I wanted for Christmas.

And without hesitating a split second I said,,,,, Penis envy. :lol:

This is a true story.
Windwalker
12-24-2008, 03:18 AM
Another driver asked me today want I wanted for Christmas.

And without hesitating a split second I said,,,,, Penis envy. :lol:

This is a true story.
Why on earth would you want to envy someone else's penis?????:confused::confused::confused:
Creek Jackson
12-24-2008, 05:06 AM
Why on earth would you want to envy someone else's penis?????:confused::confused::confused:

It's a joke. It's a joke.

It is supposed to be like wanting something you never had. OK?


Well, never mind, just forget it.
Windwalker
12-24-2008, 06:28 PM
It's a joke. It's a joke.

It is supposed to be like wanting something you never had. OK?


Well, never mind, just forget it.
GOTCHA!!!!:clap::clap::clap:
Creek Jackson
12-25-2008, 02:17 AM
GOTCHA!!!!:clap::clap::clap:

Thank you! Have a great holiday, wherever you may be. :lol:
Fredog
12-25-2008, 02:59 AM
Another driver asked me today want I wanted for Christmas.

And without hesitating a split second I said,,,,, Penis envy. :lol:

This is a true story.

I gotta tell you man, I REALLY envy your penis!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Creek Jackson
12-25-2008, 03:21 AM
I gotta tell you man, I REALLY envy your penis!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!


Oh, Fredog,,,,,,,,,no one could have said it better?

Although, if we ever meet, it may be a bit uncomfortable at first.:lol:
Fredog
12-25-2008, 03:24 AM
Oh, Fredog,,,,,,,,,no one could have said it better?

Although, if we ever meet, it may be a bit uncomfortable at first.:lol:


just turn sideways so you dont hurt me:clap::clap:
Creek Jackson
12-25-2008, 03:37 AM
just turn sideways so you dont hurt me:clap::clap:

Ok,,,,,,,,,that is what I should have told the driver of a 53' van pulling into the Burger King Drive Thru at the St. George, Ut Flying J a few minutes ago. He was really pissed when he found out he was going in the exit PLUS,,,,,, they were closed. He made it all the way thru with some complimentary landscaping and expert guidance from his trainer/codriver/hungry dude.

It was a YOUTUBE moment. Now lost forever.
mrbooker
12-25-2008, 04:24 PM
I went to get my D.O.T exam last week and the doctor told me "Your going to have to stop masturbating". I asked him, "why"? and he said "because I'm trying to examine you"