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Windwalker
12-15-2008, 04:02 AM
Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key
updated 4:04 p.m. ET, Thurs., Dec. 11, 2008
DEARBORN, Mich. - If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
Police used a universal key to free the woman.
Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation was "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."
BIG JEEP on 44's
12-15-2008, 07:01 AM
Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key
updated 4:04 p.m. ET, Thurs., Dec. 11, 2008
DEARBORN, Mich. - If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
Police used a universal key to free the woman.
Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation was "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."
Why would you handcuff a woman to the bed ? I can see maybe the stove ,as she can still cook ,but why the bed no cooking or cleaning can be done from here ...Hell it's not even a good position for the intimacy of a BJ ...I just do not see the point!
Kranky
12-15-2008, 08:56 AM
What the hell, didn't he have an oxy acetylene torch in the bedroom to cut off the 'cuffs?????????:rofl:
That could certainly ruin the moment. :lol:
marylandkw
12-15-2008, 06:13 PM
Why would you handcuff a woman to the bed ? I can see maybe the stove ,as she can still cook ,but why the bed no cooking or cleaning can be done from here ...Hell it's not even a good position for the intimacy of a @# ...I just do not see the point!Ya see Big Jeep, when a man and woman love each other and want to spice up...O nevermind :)
Gman, I think the moment was likely over when they discovered their predicament. I mean whats the fun un-cuffing before you are done?
dobry4u
12-19-2008, 09:36 PM
Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key
updated 4:04 p.m. ET, Thurs., Dec. 11, 2008
DEARBORN, Mich. - If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key.
Police used a universal key to free the woman.
Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation was "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."
Michigan,,, figures....
I wonder if they interrogated the "victim" before or after they released her from the cuffs and do cops normally carry a "universal" key or did they have to call a locksmith?
Note to self.. buy a universal key... never know when you might need one!
Funny one, Windwalker!!! :clap:
BlooMoose
12-19-2008, 10:00 PM
teeheehee...I was just thinking..good thing my...I mean...the location was changed to protect me...I mean...the innocent...
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