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BlooMoose
10-08-2008, 02:56 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman.....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

RebelDarlin
10-08-2008, 04:04 PM
Thanks I needed a laugh this morning! :)

belpre122
10-08-2008, 06:25 PM
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


See how ya are moose!:D:D

BlooMoose
10-08-2008, 08:00 PM
Bel...it's good to find one hard man! Oops...I mean, it's hard to find one good man! :)

wildkat
10-08-2008, 08:59 PM
My Mom has a sign on her fridge:


I got a dog for my husband....It was a FAIR trade!!!

ROFLMAO!!

BlooMoose
10-08-2008, 09:01 PM
My Mom has a sign on her fridge:


I got a dog for my husband....It was a FAIR trade!!!

ROFLMAO!!


ROFLMAO!! :D I need that sign....

mizmary86
10-24-2008, 11:13 PM
haha, that is great!

Syncrosonix
10-25-2008, 04:50 AM
a strappin' young lad with his newfound mullet. you ladies, especially the southern ones, know you wanna run yer fingaz through it.
http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm473/XxGyromancerXx/random002.jpg

Jumbo
10-25-2008, 05:51 PM
She/he has a nice mustache

Syncrosonix
10-25-2008, 06:00 PM
because of that mullet, i have become a REAL driver. just need the nasty teeth and pilot glasses, and it'll be complete.

Jumbo
10-25-2008, 06:03 PM
You look like a fat Kate Moss.

Syncrosonix
10-25-2008, 08:59 PM
i am sensing mullet envy coming from you. :lol:

Jumbo
10-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Yes, You guessed it. I have mullet envy.

BlooMoose
10-29-2008, 04:30 PM
because of that mullet, i have become a REAL driver. just need the nasty teeth and pilot glasses, and it'll be complete.

You look fabulous.....http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/Smileys/love-158.gif teeheehee http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/Smileys/naughty.gif

Syncrosonix
11-02-2008, 02:24 AM
You look fabulous.....http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/Smileys/love-158.gif teeheehee http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/Smileys/naughty.gif

the truth has been spoken!