Criminy...talk about f'ing up a wet dream...

[Twilight Flyer]

Was that too crass?

*sigh*

Here's what I know...let's start from the top.

The CAD board has been glitching a lot lately simply because it's grown so large. I was asked about a week ago if I knew anything about VBulletin, an apparent precurser to a changeover. I don't know much. I've browsed a few boards that use it, but know little in the way of how it works.

I did ask that they let the board know about the pending changeover, making it very clear that changing over a board without telling anyone will result in problems, e-mails, PM's, and an outright riot.

I was right.

I'm always right.

When will people listen?!?

Anyway, Lee had told me that he would have the gurus put together a notice for the board, but he was off work yesterday when they told him to do it, so the changes happened before he even knew about it, therefore no post was made alerting the members of the pending change.

As John Madden says..."boom!"

So, what's done is done. I'm far from happy with the way it was handled, but hey, poop happens and sometimes we step in it.

That said, no one is banned. If you want to get your login back asap, try logging in with it, then click on the link to reset/request your password. It will generate an automatic e-mail to you with your user name associated with that e-mail, as well as another link. Click on that link and it will reset your password and send it to you. You can then log in with that.

I haven't figured out a lot of the board yet, but up on the toolbar across the top, there is a USER CP link. That's your control panel. Play around with that as far as changing your password, adding avatars, etc. PM's should also be in there.

That's all I know for the moment. On behalf of CAD, I'll offer my apologies. But I'm not really happy about how it went down, either.

[RebelDarlin]

Not too crass at all!

[MaL]

2 MAJOR things they need to change:

1 - Change the default for showing all posts, not just the ones in the past 24hrs
2 - Change the default to sort the posts by date, not alphabetically

[Twilight Flyer]

From what I've figured out so far, Mal, you can do that from your USER CP and edit options. I'm still playing.

[RebelDarlin]

From what I've figured out so far, Mal, you can do that from your USER CP and edit options. I'm still playing.


I've tried every setting, it only changes how the posts appear in a THREAD, not how the threads appear in the FORUM.

[Roadhog]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/1160287569649.gif

As you can see...I got this all figured out.
Just bash your console...it works for me. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/banplease.gif

[MaL]

From what I've figured out so far, Mal, you can do that from your USER CP and edit options. I'm still playing.

Those 2 things will be in the board options on the admin side.

[Double R]

I haven't figured out a lot of the board yet, but up on the toolbar across the top, there is a USER CP link. That's your control panel. Play around with that as far as changing your password, adding avatars, etc. PM's should also be in there.


I suggest that earlier also(before you got unbanned:D). It is starting to improve the more I mess with it. I think once the glitches are worked through, the board will be easier to navigate.

Now, a few things that are nice about boards like this:
You have a ignore option(come in handy:D)
You can preview posts without having to open them
It has a spell check(sorry Rev., You're now unemployed:D)

Draw back:
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE FOUR SMILIES IN A POST
WE NEED MORE SMILES

[mommee]

yeah, i'm me again. it took all day, but in the end i got to keep my username and everything. i am happy so far. now to figure out how this works :confused:

[vavega]

and there would be no guarantee that if we all had been notified, it would have gone smoothly. :p considering CAD is paying for the board, we get what we pay for.

thanks for making the progress you have, this morning i couldn't log in at all, now tonight i have my bad hairdo, ****eating grin back!

i suppose it would be too much to ask for a different skin (https://vbskinworks.com/phpclient/browse_products.php?category_id=1)???? i'm partial to bblast.......hint...hint


and btw........ in the WYSIWYG editor, it won't put up the second box to hide the url behind a word or image. but hey, not that i'm complaining or anything, just a little something to do later. ;)

[Rev.Vassago]

I really wish they could make it at least look similar to the old CAD. Avatars on the side, ability to link to an offsite avatar, quick link in the reply box for smilies, etc etc etc.

Meh.

[RebelDarlin]

I suggest that earlier also(before you got unbanned:D). It is starting to improve the more I mess with it. I think once the glitches are worked through, the board will be easier to navigate.

Now, a few things that are nice about boards like this:
You have a ignore option(come in handy)
You can preview posts without having to open them
It has a spell check(sorry Rev., You're now unemployed)

Draw back:
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE FOUR SMILIES IN A POST
WE NEED MORE SMILES


There is a Stalking feature too. :eek: If you go into a users Profile it will tell you what they're looking at. :D

And if you are in a Thread that you started, you have the option to lock (close) the thread or delete it.

[TK THE TRUCKER]

I really wish they could make it at least look similar to the old CAD. Avatars on the side, ability to link to an offsite avatar, quick link in the reply box for smilies, etc etc etc.

Meh.

I linked to an offsite avatar but it was still limited to 90x90. I notice I have no smilies but on the new user name created today the smilies are on the side. Old name no smilies, new name smilies ?

[TK THE TRUCKER]

There is a Stalking feature too. :eek: If you go into a users Profile it will tell you what they're looking at. :D


Oh crap, it show who looked at your profile too

[Rev.Vassago]

I linked to an offsite avatar but it was still limited to 90x90.

I cannot be limited to 90X90. I need at least 175 X 200 to piss people off with my avatars.

[RebelDarlin]

I linked to an offsite avatar but it was still limited to 90x90. I notice I have no smilies but on the new user name created today the smilies are on the side. Old name no smilies, new name smilies ?


Go to User CP
Edit Options

The very last option Text Editor: change it to WYSIWYG and you should have the smilies back.


Oh yeah, if you use the "Quick Reply" you don't get smilies either.

[thetei]

I dont know why they ddi not ask around...I would have tosses in my 2 cents....witch is a lot...cuz like I said...I used to run my own hosting biz....till I got fed up with the crap....

[belpre122]

Wow! Belpre goes away for a couple of days..............and look what TF has done!!!

Ah hell, after thinking about it, I realized that Database merging/upgrading is probably one of the main reasons that I am driving a truck these days instead of tooling around SQL databases. These upgrades never go completely as anticipated, but in the end, everyone is generally happier with the results after the bugs have been worked out and everyone has acclimated to the new features.

Let's see.............ummmm has TF placed a marker on "coolie carrier" yet? Guess not. Good for you TF!

[Twilight Flyer]

TK, regarding smilies:

To get smilies, go into your USER CP (Control Panel) and down to EDIT OPTIONS. At the very bottom, there is a Message Editor Interface option. Change it to Standard and you get the smilies. You can even kick it up another notch to enhanced, if you want.

;)
:D
:o
:)

The only issue with it is they are considered images and there is a 4-image limit per post.

Belpre, don't worry. I'll get to it. I'm still lobbying for goderator privileges. When I have that, look out!

[golfhobo]

JAILBREAK!!! What do ya think, Bel? We cut Twilight a little slack, and he does the same for us?

[Roadhog]

Hey! ...welcome back Hobo!
Hope you didn't have too much trouble finding us.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/bad_escape_plan.jpg

[golfhobo]

Goderator privileges?? I think it will take more than GOD to straighten this mess out! But, you guys are doing a good job!

[Just in case I am immediately thrown back into the dungeon, I want to thank Twilight, Lee, Hoggie, Ridge, and anyone ELSE responsible for my escape! I am NOT the kind of man who enjoys the chains of slavery or imprisonment! I ESPECIALLY want to thank Hoggie for throwing another one of those grenades! But, DAYUM.... I didn't know we had to blow the whole BOARD up just to get me out! LOL! ]

[golfhobo]

How do you come up with those pics so fast, Hoggie? Were you anticipating a jailbreak? LOL!

True story I heard from Boo Weekly (a golfer) today. He somehow dropped his car keys into a portaJohn, and after trying with a coat hanger, finally gave up, handed his chicken over to a buddy, rolled up his sleeve, and went "diving" for them! He FOUND them, and got a blue arm for his troubles!

Anyway, yeah..... I had to burrow my way into a chithole to get out..... but it was worth it! This IS and always WILL be the best site on the internet for us truckers.... and it's worth whatever CHIT we have to wade through to BE HERE! WINK!

It may smell like an OUTHOUSE to you guys..... but it is a sweet aroma to ME!

[Ridge Runner]

With you gone for awhile we got so bored we decided to change the board just to have something to do.:D

Actually this is kinda like when you spent the weekend with a friend and when you came home you found out your parents had moved........ but you found us anyway. ;)

[RebelDarlin]

Welcome back. The chaos wouldn't be the same without you. :p

[golfhobo]

With you gone for awhile we got so bored we decided to change the board just to have something to do.:D

Actually this is kinda like when you spent the weekend with a friend and when you came home you found out your parents had moved........ but you found us anyway. ;)

Okay, sorry for the delay. I got kicked OFF again! Thought I'd been reincarcerated!

Do you actually remember that story, Ridge? Did I actually TELL it to you? Wow.... you have the memory of an .... um.....er...... oh yeah..... an ELEPHANT! (how does anyone know what an elephant remembers?)

Anyway..... no, it's quite different! I was not GONE..... the board was! I've been here watching the chaos, and kicking my puter cuz I couldn't help! I was the one who caught that spammer "feeorina" or whatever her name was with the porn! And, I sent a message to the webmaster just as soon as I could after capturing the web address!

But, thanks for trying to make me feel better. I know the truth. (cost me ALOT of money to buy out both of those companies just to screw with this board!) LOL! Just kidding!

Why can't I import those smilies???

Yu guys NEVER know when I'm kidding without the smilies!

[Rev.Vassago]

Oh great. Golfhobo is back. That's it. I'm going to compose my "I'm leaving" thread right now.:mad:






[/sarcasm]

[golfhobo]

Oh great. Golfhobo is back. That's it. I'm going to compose my "I'm leaving" thread right now.:mad:



[/sarcasm]

Okay, but please include your email addy like Fredog did! I want to be able to pester YOU to return just like I did HIM!

Oh, and if you need help with your "leaving" thread, just ask me. I've got a template you wouldn't believe!

BTW.... that last avatar of yours was wicked! Probably helped melt down the board!

:eek:

Aha! I got a smilie! (only 3 more allowed!)

[Roadhog]

:p ....ok you two...don't make me have to get out the bottle. :mad:
...oh wait...that's a touchy subject too. ...............dag.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/ohthedrama.jpg

[RebelDarlin]

http://www.myspaceprodesigns.com/Belladonna/13929905_l.gif

[Rev.Vassago]

BTW.... that last avatar of yours was wicked! Probably helped melt down the board!

Which one?

This one:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/revvassago/friend.jpg

or this one:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/revvassago/vontav.jpg

[golfhobo]

Well.... they were BOTH pretty wicked. But, I was referring to the last one. I don't know where it comes from but, it seems a bit amorphic. Where does it come from?

Don't you see the relationship? Your avatars have been steadily degrading into chaos for some time, and then, like acid on a harddrive, the board dissolves!

Nothing meant by that.... just an observation.

[Rev.Vassago]

Well.... they were BOTH pretty wicked. But, I was referring to the last one. I don't know where it comes from but, it seems a bit amorphic. Where does it come from?

I made it. It's a picture of Dita Von Teese, who is a burlesque performer. If you do a google image search*** of her, you'll find a black and white photo of her in a corset grabbing her tushie. That's the picture I used to make it.



***google image search of the above subject is NSFW.

[golfhobo]

Well, I was quite sure you had a hand in the creativity. But, that was kinda my point. When the board crashed (or converted) my first thought was wow.... and the Rev had JUST changed his avatar! THAT had to suck!

[kreeper01]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/1160287569649.gif

As you can see...I got this all figured out.
Just bash your console...it works for me. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/banplease.gif


Now that is funny, Road Hog :D