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okie
08-19-2008, 12:19 AM
Anybody no what that E. bound scale is up to? JUST KIDDING
Headed out of OKC a few weeks back got caught up in horrible construction zone-one lane merge. The small cars were just going crazy dodging, cutting in, etc. All the drivers are sqwaking about it. Then one driver gets on and says "All these poor 4-wheelers, don't they know if they drove a big truck 4 a livin', they would be home all ready." It just struck me as hilarious. Best line I have heard so far.

Biscuit Lips
02-04-2009, 08:05 AM
Sounds like you need a local job and some friends.

jagerbomber3.0
02-09-2009, 10:47 PM
Sounds like you need a local job and some friends.

sounds like you may need a new line to follow people around with, thats 2 straight threads I have read were you said baiscly this same thing to him.

ceb
05-30-2009, 09:57 PM
best C.B. line I have ever heard is


DRIVER 1 : you should see this red head in this mustang she's naked from the waste down

DRIVER 2 : where is she at?

DRIVER 1 : thanks for the radio check driver

freebirdrfd
05-31-2009, 03:07 AM
hey ceb, i never realized you lived in the next town over