Intercourse once a day or DIE??????

[Windwalker]

Any of you ever hear of this before??????

I was in SC last week, and I was approached by a woman that said she MUST HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ONCE EACH AND EVERY DAY OR SHE WOULD DIE.

I thought about a driver I knew years ago that had a run out to northern California and Oregon every week, and on his way back, one week, he met a girl in a restaurant that made him an offer he could not refuse... He paid for the motel room and got his heart's desire all night long. When he woke up in the morning, she was gone, but as he got ready to leave, he read (written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror) "WELCOME TO AIDS, *****HOLE". He died of AIDs about 14 years ago.

I asked her what she was going to die of, and she told me (I think she said) "ATROPHIC VAGINITIS". I did a search and learned a whole lot of things about a woman that I think all women should be aware of by the age of 30, and in fact, learned that one woman a number of years ago wasn't lying to me about what the doctor told her, but I do not find anywhere that it can be life-threatening.

About 20 years ago, I met, once again, a girl I had dated shortly after high school. We were talking, and suddenly she said that she had gone to the doctor, and was told that the problem she was having would take care of itself if she had a man in her life. I didn't believe her. No doctor prescribes sex for a medical problem. Now, I find out she was not kidding. She had had "ATROPHIC VAGINITIS" surgically removed about a year before she died. I never knew what it was until now.

So, while she had said there would be no money involved, I told her "Thanks, but no thanks" and went back to my truck alone.

Has anyone ever heard of this... That you can die from it without sex?

[PhuzzyGnu]

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/aidsmary.asp

This is where you say, "I've seen that, but THIS REALLY HAPPENED to this guy I knew."


Mods/site staff: Could we get an "Urban Legends" forum?

-p.

[RebelDarlin]

Any of you ever hear of this before??????

I was in SC last week, and I was approached by a woman that said she MUST HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ONCE EACH AND EVERY DAY OR SHE WOULD DIE.

I thought about a driver I knew years ago that had a run out to northern California and Oregon every week, and on his way back, one week, he met a girl in a restaurant that made him an offer he could not refuse... He paid for the motel room and got his heart's desire all night long. When he woke up in the morning, she was gone, but as he got ready to leave, he read (written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror) "WELCOME TO AIDS, *****HOLE". He died of AIDs about 14 years ago.

I asked her what she was going to die of, and she told me (I think she said) "ATROPHIC VAGINITIS". I did a search and learned a whole lot of things about a woman that I think all women should be aware of by the age of 30, and in fact, learned that one woman a number of years ago wasn't lying to me about what the doctor told her, but I do not find anywhere that it can be life-threatening.

About 20 years ago, I met, once again, a girl I had dated shortly after high school. We were talking, and suddenly she said that she had gone to the doctor, and was told that the problem she was having would take care of itself if she had a man in her life. I didn't believe her. No doctor prescribes sex for a medical problem. Now, I find out she was not kidding. She had had "ATROPHIC VAGINITIS" surgically removed about a year before she died. I never knew what it was until now.

So, while she had said there would be no money involved, I told her "Thanks, but no thanks" and went back to my truck alone.

Has anyone ever heard of this... That you can die from it without sex?

I thought you were running for President? :twisted:

Yes it is a real condition. Sex is NOT the only treatment, estrogen usually does the trick.

Diagnosis and Treatment of Atrophic Vaginitis
GLORIA A. BACHMANN, M.D., and
NICOLE S. NEVADUNSKY
Robert Wood Johnson Medical School, New Brunswick, New Jersey
Up to 40 percent of postmenopausal women have symptoms of atrophic vaginitis. Because the condition is attributable to estrogen deficiency, it may occur in premenopausal women who take antiestrogenic medications or who have medical or surgical conditions that result in decreased levels of estrogen. The thinned endometrium and increased vaginal pH level induced by estrogen deficiency predispose the vagina and urinary tract to infection and mechanical weakness. The earliest symptoms are decreased vaginal lubrication, followed by other vaginal and urinary symptoms that may be exacerbated by superimposed infection. Once other causes of symptoms have been eliminated, treatment usually depends on estrogen replacement. Estrogen replacement therapy may be provided systemically or locally, but the dosage and delivery method must be individualized. Vaginal moisturizers and lubricants, and participation in coitus may also be beneficial in the treatment of women with atrophic vaginitis.

[Windwalker]

And, from what I've read, estrogen is also not a viable choice for a cancer survivor. As soon as cancer is mentioned, the estrogen is removed from the course of treatment. Am I right or wrong?

And, it's not something you can die from, like she tried to tell me, is it?

[RebelDarlin]

And, from what I've read, estrogen is also not a viable choice for a cancer survivor. As soon as cancer is mentioned, the estrogen is removed from the course of treatment. Am I right or wrong?

And, it's not something you can die from, like she tried to tell me, is it?



I can't find anything that says anyone has died from this. But it can be painful. There are topical as well as surgical treatments and from what I've read, isn't really considered life threatening.

[Windwalker]

And, from what I've read, estrogen is also not a viable choice for a cancer survivor. As soon as cancer is mentioned, the estrogen is removed from the course of treatment. Am I right or wrong?

And, it's not something you can die from, like she tried to tell me, is it?



I can't find anything that says anyone has died from this. But it can be painful. There are topical as well as surgical treatments and from what I've read, isn't really considered life threatening.

Same here. I can't find anything that says anyone dies from it. But I keep thinking about the driver that died of AIDS and I really don't think I made a wrong choice. And, if she keeps looking, I have little doubt that she can find someone else to accommodate her. I don't have to get involved. Although I did learn something I did not know before.

[RebelDarlin]

And, from what I've read, estrogen is also not a viable choice for a cancer survivor. As soon as cancer is mentioned, the estrogen is removed from the course of treatment. Am I right or wrong?

And, it's not something you can die from, like she tried to tell me, is it?



I can't find anything that says anyone has died from this. But it can be painful. There are topical as well as surgical treatments and from what I've read, isn't really considered life threatening.

Same here. I can't find anything that says anyone dies from it. But I keep thinking about the driver that died of AIDS and I really don't think I made a wrong choice. And, if she keeps looking, I have little doubt that she can find someone else to accommodate her. I don't have to get involved. Although I did learn something I did not know before.

In the interest of equal rights I guess you'd call it the woman's version of blue balls. :wink:

[Windwalker]

In the interest of equal rights I guess you'd call it the woman's version of blue balls. :wink:

OK... No fare laughing here. That's something I'll have to look up too. Not something I've ever had, and not sure exactly what it is either.

[RebelDarlin]

Now why would I laugh?

[golfhobo]

There IS a cure! It can be found here:

www.golfhobo.com

If the link doesn't work.... Please PM me with your phone number and address! :wink:

Oh..... and please include a bumshot!! We have limited resources here, and some patients just CAN'T be saved! :wink:

[RebelDarlin]

There IS a cure! It can be found here:

www.golfhobo.com

If the link doesn't work.... Please PM me with your phone number and address! :wink:

Oh..... and please include a bumshot!! We have limited resources here, and some patients just CAN'T be saved! :wink:


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[Windwalker]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/rebeldarlin/lmbo-big-butt-ag1.gif.jpg

Looks like MY KIND OF GIRL... Where can I find her???

[RebelDarlin]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/rebeldarlin/lmbo-big-butt-ag1.gif.jpg

Looks like MY KIND OF GIRL... Where can I find her???


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wouldn't know. but you might ask hobo. He seems to have an obsession with the size of womens azz's.

[belpre122]

I wouldn't know. but you might ask hobo. He seems to have an obsession with the size of womens azz's.

Reb. I don't think he's alone with that obsession! :wink: :lol:

[RebelDarlin]

I wouldn't know. but you might ask hobo. He seems to have an obsession with the size of womens azz's.

Reb. I don't think he's alone with that obsession! :wink: :lol:

Probably not, but he is the most VOCAL on here about it! :wink:

[belpre122]

Probably not, but he is the most VOCAL on here about it! :wink:

Now that is definitely believable! :wink:

I guess that I'll just remain the shy, demure, reclusive and classically handsome type and let Ghobo be the schmuck. 8) He carries it well. :twisted:
:lol:

[golfhobo]

Probably not, but he is the most VOCAL on here about it! :wink:

Now that is definitely believable! :wink:

I guess that I'll just remain the shy, demure, reclusive and classically handsome type and let Ghobo be the schmuck. 8) He carries it well. :twisted:
:lol:

That's 'cuz I'm a purfeshional!! Thanks for noticing! :wink: :lol:

[Windwalker]

In the interest of equal rights I guess you'd call it the woman's version of blue balls. :wink:

Well, from what I've been reading, you're wrong. Atrophic Vaginitis is NOT the woman's version of "blue balls". It's something else entirely.

vasocongestion.
Women can also experience discomfort due to unrelieved vasocongestion as their pelvic area also become engorged with blood during sexual arousal. They can experience pelvic heaviness and aching if they do not reach orgasm. The general term pelvic congestion refers to such pain as it occurs in either sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

And, from what I find, there can be a risk of gangrene in both cases. And, in severe cases of atrophic vaginitis as well. That WOULD explain why the woman I used to know had to have hers surgically removed.

Also, from what I've been reading, estrogen is NOT a viable treatment (oral, injection, topical creme, or IUD) for a woman that is at high risk to cancer.

[golfhobo]

Now Windwalker is just auditioning for a job as a gynecologist! Sneaky.... ain't ya! :lol:

[Windwalker]

Now Windwalker is just auditioning for a job as a gynecologist! Sneaky.... ain't ya! :lol:

Seems to me the pay would be far better than what I'm getting now. :wink:

[golfhobo]

Now Windwalker is just auditioning for a job as a gynecologist! Sneaky.... ain't ya! :lol:

Seems to me the pay would be far better than what I'm getting now. :wink:

Several years ago, when I decided to get into trucking, the two "hottest" career fields were Trucking and Health Occupations!

Who KNEW they didn't used diesel in the Health field?? :shock: :lol: :lol:

[RebelDarlin]

In the interest of equal rights I guess you'd call it the woman's version of blue balls. :wink:

Well, from what I've been reading, you're wrong. Atrophic Vaginitis is NOT the woman's version of "blue balls". It's something else entirely.

I meant the story about having to have sex or they will die! It's an OLD ruse used on young girls for centuries.





vasocongestion.
Women can also experience discomfort due to unrelieved vasocongestion as their pelvic area also become engorged with blood during sexual arousal. They can experience pelvic heaviness and aching if they do not reach orgasm. The general term pelvic congestion refers to such pain as it occurs in either sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

And, from what I find, there can be a risk of gangrene in both cases. And, in severe cases of atrophic vaginitis as well. That WOULD explain why the woman I used to know had to have hers surgically removed.

Also, from what I've been reading, estrogen is NOT a viable treatment (oral, injection, topical creme, or IUD) for a woman that is at high risk to cancer.

[belpre122]

Rebel, I almost forgot. Golfhobo wouldn't be able to satisfy the prescribed "intercourse a day" regimen, as he hobos around in his truck most of the time, and is rarely around enough to lavish the proper attention that a lady both needs and richly deserves.

These needs are best fulfilled by a local driver. Home every day. Off 2-3 days a week. Women simply are not satisfied with the 'home occasionally,' "I'm worn out" routine of the OTR driver. The local driver is always there to be consistently amorous and attentive to a lady.

Us locals pick up (or take over) when the Golfhobos of the world are either, too tired, out hoboing around, or simply not around enough for the romance that a lady so deservedly desires.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[RebelDarlin]

Rebel, I almost forgot. Golfhobo wouldn't be able to satisfy the prescribed "intercourse a day" regimen, as he hobos around in his truck most of the time, and is rarely around enough to lavish the proper attention that a lady both needs and richly deserves.

These needs are best fulfilled by a local driver. Home every day. Off 2-3 days a week. Women simply are not satisfied with the 'home occasionally,' "I'm worn out" routine of the OTR driver. The local driver is always there to be consistently amorous and attentive to a lady.

Us locals pick up (or take over) when the Golfhobos of the world are either, too tired, out hoboing around, or simply not around enough for the romance that a lady so deservedly desires.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.


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It isn't my precription that needs to be filled.

[Windwalker]

Rebel, I almost forgot. Golfhobo wouldn't be able to satisfy the prescribed "intercourse a day" regimen, as he hobos around in his truck most of the time, and is rarely around enough to lavish the proper attention that a lady both needs and richly deserves.

These needs are best fulfilled by a local driver. Home every day. Off 2-3 days a week. Women simply are not satisfied with the 'home occasionally,' "I'm worn out" routine of the OTR driver. The local driver is always there to be consistently amorous and attentive to a lady.

Us locals pick up (or take over) when the Golfhobos of the world are either, too tired, out hoboing around, or simply not around enough for the romance that a lady so deservedly desires.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Well... Let's see... I don't have all the answers... I simply have not met anyone that has all the questions...

I'm not the only driver that is quite capable of taking a woman on the road with me. Not only is she able to receive the "attention" you refer to, during a 10 hour break each and every day, but she would also be able to see so much of this beautiful country, and get pictures for her own scrap-book, without having to pay bus fare, plane fare, and the tour guide. It's not the origin or the destination, but the distance in between, and the scenery it contains that is worth looking at, and that is something the local driver can not offer.

[golfhobo]

Belpre said:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

That MAY be true, if ALL you want is the SAME boring bird every night! But, to some that is not enough.

ONE "exotic" bird, met while hiking the mountains of Colorado, and known for only ONE night or two, can replace countless nights with the same nagging, inattentive, degrading woman who, once trapping you into marriage feels it's okay to "let herself go" and no longer wears makeup, nor dresses nicely, nor goes to the lou to fart! :lol: :lol:

Familiarity breeds contempt. :roll: [and fat azzes!]

Some men need to be coddled and stroked every day of their lives, and are willing to put up with all the baggage FOR it! They USUALLY have an ego problem, and an oedipus complex that requires their mates to ALSO "mother" them.

If Columbus, Lewis and Clark, Marco Polo, Alexander the Great, and many OTHER "adventurers" were of this "wussy" ilk, the World would be a much smaller place..... and WAY overcrowded! :lol:

There is a reason that all the world knows the names of Sakajaweah(sp), Molly Brown, Calamity Jane and Marylin Monroe...... but, scarce FEW know the name of your wife! (no offense intended!) :lol:

Wives are for men who cannot trust the odds of ecstatic circumstance! And whose "drives" cannot allow for the necessary "delay." They are SOMETIMES only a convenient end to an otherwise BORING day!

There's a good reason they don't waste "sleeper cabs" on those who would never USE them. And a reason for the 100 mile radius for those who would not DARE to venture BEYOND them!

Your type has its place as surely as did the "shopkeeper" of the Old West. But, the World belongs to the TEAMSTERS, Coachmen, and Pony Express Riders!

For SOME of us, the "adventure" of LIFE lies in the exploration of it! And "SEX" is secondary! A Cowboy sleeps peacefully under open skies beside blazing fires! And REALLY isn't concerned with how much he is paid for the PLEASURE! (or the SMELL of his horse!)

Must I point out WHICH has been the more instrumental in the FOUNDING and expansion of this great country? :wink:

So.... sleep soundly and comfortably in your feathered bed tonight. SECURE in the civilization WE have provided you. Thank the LAWMAN who protects you from a world you cannot understand and dare not encounter..... and the MEN who make it possible!

But, keep your ego checked inside your panty-waisted suits, and PRAY your women don't run off with the first REAL man that blows through your little insignificant town! :wink:

I'm not sure you could "manage" life on your OWN! :shock: :lol: :lol:

[ no offense intended, my friend. It was JUST a Wild West Story! ] :lol: :lol:

Hobo

[Double L]

Belpre said:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

That MAY be true, if ALL you want is the SAME boring bird every night! But, to some that is not enough.

ONE "exotic" bird, met while hiking the mountains of Colorado, and known for only ONE night or two, can replace countless nights with the same nagging, inattentive, degrading woman who, once trapping you into marriage feels it's okay to "let herself go" and no longer wears makeup, nor dresses nicely, nor goes to the lou to fart! :lol: :lol:

Familiarity breeds contempt. :roll: [and fat azzes!]

Some men need to be coddled and stroked every day of their lives, and are willing to put up with all the baggage FOR it! They USUALLY have an ego problem, and an oedipus complex that requires their mates to ALSO "mother" them.

If Columbus, Lewis and Clark, Marco Polo, Alexander the Great, and many OTHER "adventurers" were of this "wussy" ilk, the World would be a much smaller place..... and WAY overcrowded! :lol:

There is a reason that all the world knows the names of Sakajaweah(sp), Molly Brown, Calamity Jane and Marylin Monroe...... but, scarce FEW know the name of your wife! (no offense intended!) :lol:

Wives are for men who cannot trust the odds of ecstatic circumstance! And whose "drives" cannot allow for the necessary "delay." They are SOMETIMES only a convenient end to an otherwise BORING day!

There's a good reason they don't waste "sleeper cabs" on those who would never USE them. And a reason for the 100 mile radius for those who would not DARE to venture BEYOND them!

Your type has its place as surely as did the "shopkeeper" of the Old West. But, the World belongs to the TEAMSTERS, Coachmen, and Pony Express Riders!

For SOME of us, the "adventure" of LIFE lies in the exploration of it! And "SEX" is secondary! A Cowboy sleeps peacefully under open skies beside blazing fires! And REALLY isn't concerned with how much he is paid for the PLEASURE! (or the SMELL of his horse!)

Must I point out WHICH has been the more instrumental in the FOUNDING and expansion of this great country? :wink:

So.... sleep soundly and comfortably in your feathered bed tonight. SECURE in the civilization WE have provided you. Thank the LAWMAN who protects you from a world you cannot understand and dare not encounter..... and the MEN who make it possible!

But, keep your ego checked inside your panty-waisted suits, and PRAY your women don't run off with the first REAL man that blows through your little insignificant town! :wink:

I'm not sure you could "manage" life on your OWN! :shock: :lol: :lol:

[ no offense intended, my friend. It was JUST a Wild West Story! ] :lol: :lol:

Hobo

:lol: :lol: I'm speechless Hobo :lol: :lol:

[RebelDarlin]

Boy did this thread get off course! :roll:

[belpre122]

It isn't my precription that needs to be filled

Rebel, being both a benevolent and concerned gentleman, I am hereby volunteering to absolutely, positively relieve all symptoms of vasocongestion that you may be experiencing. Those half-baked fantasies touted by WW and GH, only serve to aggravate this condition. I have always been the giving type, and want this particular situation to be no exception. You can PM me to arrange for my special services. Illinois is a just a short hop from Indiana, and remember, I am home EVERYDAY and off a couple of days a week. 8) :wink:

Oh, that Golfhobo character. Fuggedaboutit! He's all talk and no action.:twisted: :lol:

I look forward to being of service. :P :wink:

[RebelDarlin]

It isn't my precription that needs to be filled

Rebel, being both a benevolent and concerned gentleman, I am hereby volunteering to absolutely, positively relieve all symptoms of vasocongestion that you may be experiencing. Those half-baked fantasies touted by WW and GH, only serve to aggravate this condition. I have always been the giving type, and want this particular situation to be no exception. You can PM me to arrange for my special services. Illinois is a just a short hop from Indiana, and remember, I am home EVERYDAY and off a couple of days a week. 8) :wink:

Oh, that Golfhobo character. Fuggedaboutit! He's all talk and no action.:twisted: :lol:

I look forward to being of service. :P :wink:


Belpre, thank you for the 'interesting' offer. I've never heard that 'line' before. :wink: Maybe it will work for you in Indiana. :idea:

While I have MANY problems, that really isn't one of them, so your um... 'services' are not required. But thanks for playin'. :wink:

[golfhobo]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

....... and Belpre..... like many other tanker yankers I've seen lately, who can't keep their minds on their jobs...... goes down in FLAMES!! :lol: :lol:

The only thing worse than a man who has nothing but SEX on his mind..... is one who is ALSO driving a 80k lb rig! :roll:

You might want to read the thread on Women and Cowboys, Bel! The only Cowboy who gets home EVERY night, is the "local" one who shovels out the barn! :lol: :lol:

Unlike most men, who think they need it every night, women often need time to MISS us and fantacize about our homecomings! It's in nearly ALL of their romance novels! :wink:

Haven't you ever watched any classic Western movies? How many times have you seen the fair maiden making a DAILY entry into her diary that says, "Well, he came home again tonight and we DID it." :?: :?:

JUST doesn't happen.... does it? :wink:

Surely you've heard that.... "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" and the richest man on Earth doesn't eat steak EVERY night, JUST because he can! :shock: :roll: :lol:

While I'm SURE that you might be able to sell that line to a 19 year old just out of High School, MATURE women have different needs and ideals. And, let's face it.... "local wusses" just don't have enough to offer them! :wink:

Let's just compare 'experiences' lately. "I" can talk about seeing the Grand Canyon, while YOU can show her a picture of the latest gift left for you in the "89 octane pit!" :shock:

I don't know about REB, and what SHE wants, but I can't see this as a real competition for dinner table conversation! :lol:

I can just SEE some lady handing you your "bag lunch" every morning, and saying..... "Be careful out there, Hon.... Don't grab any turds!" :shock: :lol:

You know.... IIRC..... Ralph Cramden had a "day job." And didn't THEY have an exciting romantic "honeymoon!" :roll: :lol:

[Nomad_]

There IS a cure! It can be found here:

www.golfhobo.com

If the link doesn't work.... Please PM me with your phone number and address! :wink:

Oh..... and please include a bumshot!! We have limited resources here, and some patients just CAN'T be saved! :wink:


LOL, some things never change -----> GOLFHOBO

PS: Hobo, do you really own that domain?

[Double L]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

....... and Belpre..... like many other tanker yankers I've seen lately, who can't keep their minds on their jobs...... goes down in FLAMES!! :lol: :lol:

The only thing worse than a man who has nothing but SEX on his mind..... is one who is ALSO driving a 80k lb rig! :roll:

You might want to read the thread on Women and Cowboys, Bel! The only Cowboy who gets home EVERY night, is the "local" one who shovels out the barn! :lol: :lol:

Unlike most men, who think they need it every night, women often need time to MISS us and fantacize about our homecomings! It's in nearly ALL of their romance novels! :wink:

Haven't you ever watched any classic Western movies? How many times have you seen the fair maiden making a DAILY entry into her diary that says, "Well, he came home again tonight and we DID it." :?: :?:

JUST doesn't happen.... does it? :wink:

Surely you've heard that.... "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" and the richest man on Earth doesn't eat steak EVERY night, JUST because he can! :shock: :roll: :lol:

While I'm SURE that you might be able to sell that line to a 19 year old just out of High School, MATURE women have different needs and ideals. And, let's face it.... "local wusses" just don't have enough to offer them! :wink:

Let's just compare 'experiences' lately. "I" can talk about seeing the Grand Canyon, while YOU can show her a picture of the latest gift left for you in the "89 octane pit!" :shock:

I don't know about REB, and what SHE wants, but I can't see this as a real competition for dinner table conversation! :lol:

I can just SEE some lady handing you your "bag lunch" every morning, and saying..... "Be careful out there, Hon.... Don't grab any turds!" :shock: :lol:

You know.... IIRC..... Ralph Cramden had a "day job." And didn't THEY have an exciting romantic "honeymoon!" :roll: :lol:

Hobo does have a good point. I watch Westerns all the time and that is usually what happens. I enjoy them Westerns for the horseriding six shooter shootouts. :wink: The movies that are made today can't compare to a John Wayne or Gene Autry film. 8)

[golfhobo]

There IS a cure! It can be found here:

www.golfhobo.com

If the link doesn't work.... Please PM me with your phone number and address! :wink:

Oh..... and please include a bumshot!! We have limited resources here, and some patients just CAN'T be saved! :wink:


LOL, some things never change -----> GOLFHOBO

PS: Hobo, do you really own that domain?

Hey there Nomad! Good to see you again! Nice to know you still check in on us, and especially on ME! :lol:

No, I DON'T actually own that domain! I wish I DID! It IS for sale, but i'm not rich! IT SHOULD have been mine from the start! I'm SURE I "coined" that phrase or login LONG before someone ELSE came up with it! I was using that name before "domain grabbing" became a craze! :lol:

I just typed it into my post as a JOKE!! :lol:

When I went back to check it, I saw it was a "blue" LINK! So..... "I" went there to see what was up! Lo and Behold! :lol: :lol:

But, it DOES kinda fit my persona! I wonder what "I" am worth?? :shock: :lol:

The fact that there IS NO "active" website at that domain, PROVES that I am the one and ONLY "GolfHobo!" :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the chuckle, Nomad! And PLEASE don't ever change your avatar! It is my inspiration! [something Local "wusses" will NEVER understand!] :wink:

[belpre122]

Hobo, I'm beginning to worry about ya! We need to get you back on the road and soon!

This whole Danielle Steele/Louis L'Amour/Dr. Phil phase that you are going through has me concerned! :wink: :P

Gotta go to bed. The 1/4 cab wore me down tonight. CUL :lol:

[belpre122]

Belpre, thank you for the 'interesting' offer. I've never heard that 'line' before. :wink: Maybe it will work for you in Indiana. :idea:

It works QUITE well in Indiana Reb! :P Ok! Don't say that I didn't offer. 8)

You don't have to call me darlin...........darlin. :lol:

[golfhobo]

Hobo, I'm beginning to worry about ya! We need to get you back on the road and soon!

This whole Danielle Steele/Louis L'Amour/Dr. Phil phase that you are going through has me concerned! :wink: :P

Gotta go to bed. The 1/4 cab wore me down tonight. CUL :lol:

Me, TOO!! :lol: :lol:

Heck.... I've gotten so "soft" that I haven't even bashed BUSH lately :shock: :lol:

But, tell the truth! You REALLY want me back on the road so your "local" buddies down here will have a chance at the wimmin! :P
:wink:

[Nomad_]

Hobo, I'm beginning to worry about ya! We need to get you back on the road and soon!

This whole Danielle Steele/Louis L'Amour/Dr. Phil phase that you are going through has me concerned! :wink: :P

Gotta go to bed. The 1/4 cab wore me down tonight. CUL :lol:

Me, TOO!! :lol: :lol:

Heck.... I've gotten so "soft" that I haven't even bashed BUSH lately :shock: :lol:

But, tell the truth! You REALLY want me back on the road so your "local" buddies down here will have a chance at the wimmin! :P
:wink:

Glad to see your spirits are high HOBO. I did not read back to see why you are off the road. Hope everything still works out for you.

[RebelDarlin]

Belpre, thank you for the 'interesting' offer. I've never heard that 'line' before. :wink: Maybe it will work for you in Indiana. :idea:

It works QUITE well in Indiana Reb! :P

I'm sure it does!! :wink:


Ok! Don't say that I didn't offer. 8)

I don't remember putting out an RFP and unsolicited offers are not now, or ever accepted.

You don't have to call me darlin...........darlin. :lol:

Old and unoriginal.




I don't know what this little rivalry you and GH have going on is all about, but PLEASE leave me out of it.

[belpre122]

Sorry Reb. I definitely didn't meant to offend you.:oops: Not at all. I'll handle GH somewhere else. He's easy to find. :wink:

[fruitloop]

wow... ok then
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[belpre122]

wow... ok then

Care to elaborate?

[navydad]

wow... ok then

Care to elaborate?

Hey BIG G Im gonna go get my once a day tonight....lol So many women and so little time.... you know what my list is like...lol You have to take the same days off I do so we can go get drunk.....lol just kidding, dont want the big boys picking on me for the drunk comment....lol Hell I will be on the bike tonight so maybe I will get saturdays once a day with the friday one....lol
OUTLAW.......

[Windwalker]

Well, it's been some VERY INTERESTING READING.

So many things I never knew...
Some women are allergic to their own estrogen. That's what gives some more, or worse, PMS than others. Suggested that it also gives them the excessive discharge once a month.
Vaginal gangrene when the blood vessels collapse...

Very interesting reading indeed. Wish I had known some of these things back when I was 25 years old. It would have given me a much better understanding as to what was going on in a relationship.

Too late now. Now, I get to add it all to my list of useless knowledge.
But, nowhere did I find anything that would mean "sex once a day or die".

[BlooMoose]

Well, it's been some VERY INTERESTING READING.

Yes, it has been...

So many things I never knew...]

Or wanted to know!! Holy Cow...I had been hoping that this thread got hijacked because...I am ready to poke out my mind's eye thinking about blue balls and atrophied vurrrrginas...I know it's "serious" and all but it's like hazmat hotdogs to me...I don't WANT to know what's in it!!!

Some women are allergic to their own estrogen. That's what gives some more, or worse, PMS than others. Suggested that it also gives them the excessive discharge once a month.
Vaginal gangrene when the blood vessels collapse...

Very interesting reading indeed. Wish I had known some of these things back when I was 25 years old. It would have given me a much better understanding as to what was going on in a relationship.

Too late now. Now, I get to add it all to my list of useless knowledge.
But, nowhere did I find anything that would mean "sex once a day or die".


Well, you might not have had that "special somebody" there to teach you those things when you were 25... :wink:

*sigh* Sex once a day or die"?!?!? Trust me, there have been times that I'd rather die than dread the prospect that of having sex once a day with the offers I had!!!! LOL. I'm going off on a tangent here but...oh...well...here I go. The majority of guys are WAY more proud of themselves than they should be! In my opinion...a guy that can...does (and does it ooohhh so well). A guy that can't...talks the ***** out of it!! No woman who is honest about it wants a clingy, needy, confused man that thinks all she wants is sex every morning, then a lunch quickie and every night, too... There is a time and place for that, of course......we do fantasize about that...but we only fantasize about doing THAT with a real man! Empty sex talk blows big time. That leaves everyboody wondering wtf? If you are gonna talk the "talk", you must walk the walk! Women are busy! A "home"boy needs to put his money where his mouth is!!! That's when we say "hollah back now"!! There will be relief for all the congestion then!!!

[Syncrosonix]

*starts taking notes*

[Windwalker]

Well, you might not have had that "special somebody" there to teach you those things when you were 25... :wink:



Well, I thought I did have a special somebody back then... But, the things I've learned in the past few months... I really don't think she's aware of them, even now. And, I honestly believe it would be even more important for women to be aware of it than men. After all, it's the woman's body. She should be well aware of the risks and liabilities as well as the advantages.

[BlooMoose]

*starts taking notes*

start with these...
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/Images/cdca.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/whipping.gif

[Trukrswyfe]

Well, you might not have had that "special somebody" there to teach you those things when you were 25... :wink:



Well, I thought I did have a special somebody back then... But, the things I've learned in the past few months... I really don't think she's aware of them, even now. And, I honestly believe it would be even more important for women to be aware of it than men. After all, it's the woman's body. She should be well aware of the risks and liabilities as well as the advantages. You right and very thoughtful to spend all this time and energy researching and discussing women issues. It's mighty kind of ya. I guess us women should do our part to.

For you men:

Have you had your prostate exam lately. It is truly a silent but deadly killer and infact a very serious issue that I don't think men are giving as much attention to as should be.

It a simple exam, not much to it, a rubber glove, and slight chill and little probe. But the benefits far out way the discomfort. Now, Wind when was your last exam? I think you as a man should really be sounding the horn on this issue instead of debating and wasting your engery to understand us women. I won't speak for all but if I can't figure myself out, I highly doubt you have a very good chance at it.

Now go do something constructive and ralley men to line up for a prostate prob. okie dokie. :D

[BlooMoose]

Well, you might not have had that "special somebody" there to teach you those things when you were 25... :wink:



Well, I thought I did have a special somebody back then... But, the things I've learned in the past few months... I really don't think she's aware of them, even now. And, I honestly believe it would be even more important for women to be aware of it than men. After all, it's the woman's body. She should be well aware of the risks and liabilities as well as the advantages.

I know...you've got to know about things. Especially a woman...ignorance is NOT always bliss.

[Syncrosonix]

*starts taking notes*

start with these...
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/Images/cdca.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/whipping.gif

:twisted:

[BlooMoose]

:twisted:

LOL

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/photo-6120-1.jpg

[Orangetxguy]

start with these...http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/Images/cdca.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/skstafford/whipping.gif


:shock: :shock: :shock:



:P :wink:

[BlooMoose]

:shock: :shock: :shock:



:P :wink:

Stan...that is NOT Sarah Palin, btw...at least not the first pic...I don't really recognize either party in the second pic...I just name them in my head....

[Orangetxguy]

:shock: :shock: :shock:



:P :wink:

Stan...that is NOT Sarah Palin, btw...at least not the first pic...I don't really recognize either party in the second pic...I just name them in my head....


LOL.....Go ahead! Ruin my fantasy!!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

[4roses]

:roll: whats all this have to do with trucking :?:

[BlooMoose]

I was just thinkin' that I'd like to take home some of them fried pertaters... Mmm Hmm.

[Windwalker]

Well, you might not have had that "special somebody" there to teach you those things when you were 25... :wink:



Well, I thought I did have a special somebody back then... But, the things I've learned in the past few months... I really don't think she's aware of them, even now. And, I honestly believe it would be even more important for women to be aware of it than men. After all, it's the woman's body. She should be well aware of the risks and liabilities as well as the advantages. You right and very thoughtful to spend all this time and energy researching and discussing women issues. It's mighty kind of ya. I guess us women should do our part to.

For you men:

Have you had your prostate exam lately. It is truly a silent but deadly killer and infact a very serious issue that I don't think men are giving as much attention to as should be.

It a simple exam, not much to it, a rubber glove, and slight chill and little probe. But the benefits far out way the discomfort. Now, Wind when was your last exam? I think you as a man should really be sounding the horn on this issue instead of debating and wasting your engery to understand us women. I won't speak for all but if I can't figure myself out, I highly doubt you have a very good chance at it.

Just 3 weeks ago, as a matter of fact. And, a chest x-ray as well. Along with Heart and blood sugar, and a couple of other things. All clear and normal, thank you. I have a torn retina where my eye was impacted back during Nam, and it seems the discomfort in my lower back that makes it difficult for me to straighten up at times is due to an injury left behind by a piece of shrapnel. And, since we didn't have remote-controlled scouting aircraft with fighting capability back then, we had to do it ourselves. Next on the list has to be "SILENT MORTARS" so we don't damage anyone's hearing at the front lines anymore. I'm going to need hearing amplification in the next few years. So, other than that, and my age, I'm fit enough be be DRAFTED into the Armed Forces again. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How about you? When was your last check up??????? :?:

Now go do something constructive and ralley men to line up for a prostate prob. okie dokie. :D

HHhmmmmm............... What's this??? Do "we" have some kind of "fetish" about knowing that men are having something inserted.........??? :?: :arrow:

[GTR SILVER]

:roll: whats all this have to do with trucking :?:

c'mon people............stop debasing yourselfs......... :arrow: :arrow: :? :?