cheer- me- up

[shyykatt]

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[Rev.Vassago]

A man had just finished a night of passionate lovemaking. He looked over on the nightstand, and saw a picture of a man.

The man started to get worried, and asked the woman, "Is that your husband?"

"No", the woman replied, while cuddling him closer.

"Your boyfriend?", the man asked.

"No, silly.", the woman said, nibbling on his ear.

The man started to look confused.

"Your brother, or your father?", the man asked.

"Wrong again.", the woman said, as she kissed the man. "That's me before the operation."

:shock:

[street_95]

thats sick Rev. :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[bulldog2036]

Here you go:

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek medical expertise of a well know sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang Said:

"OK, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was old.

"Now, get down and craw rerry, rerry fass to odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK now craw rerry, rerry fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!!"

http://mysite.verizon.net/~stevebooth/beer.jpg

[shyykatt]

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[Rev.Vassago]

"I am a Vikings fan," a first grade Minnesota teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Vikings?"

Everyone in the class raises their hand except for one little girl.

"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"

"I'm not a Vikings fan."

"Well, if you are not a Vikings fan, then what team do you like?"

"The Packers," Janie answers.

"Why in the world are you a Packers fan?"

"Because my Mom and Dad are Packers fans."

"That's no reason to be a Packers fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"

"A Vikings fan."

:wink:

[street_95]

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.

Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"

[MichiganBlonde38]

I am having that same bad day... Must be something in the air huh?

[street_95]

>> > >A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to

Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and

asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big

planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her

son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have

baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "yes

she did". "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because

Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."

[shyykatt]

:lol:

[Roadhog]

:? :?: I don't get it.

[yoopr]

"I am a Vikings fan," a first grade Minnesota teacher explains to her class. "Who likes the Vikings?"

Everyone in the class raises their hand except for one little girl.

"Janie," the teacher says, surprised. "Why didn't you raise your hand?"

"I'm not a Vikings fan."

"Well, if you are not a Vikings fan, then what team do you like?"

"The Packers," Janie answers.

"Why in the world are you a Packers fan?"

"Because my Mom and Dad are Packers fans."

"That's no reason to be a Packers fan," the teacher replies, annoyed. "You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?"

"A Vikings fan."

:wink:

That one Made MY Day :P

[Jackrabbit379]

:? :?: I don't get it.

I didnt either. I guess,I would have to be either a Mormon,or a Packer fan to catch it. :shock:

[Roadhog]

I loved that Packer joke too...that was a good one. :lol:

[street_95]

:shock:

[Jackrabbit379]

:shock: Ooooops! Im sorry,fellers. Its either because I have been up sinse 3:30 this morning,or Im dyslexic,but I miss-read the last part of the Rev's joke. I re-read the Rev's joke,and it was MORONS,not Mormons. Ok. Yeah. Pretty good one,Rev. :lol: :P I was like,..what do Mormons,and Packers,or Vikings have to do with each other... :shock: :P

[shyykatt]

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[yoopr]

http://www.cheddarheadpackhouston.com/humor.html

[shyykatt]

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[wot i life]

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.

Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"You,re good... really good... I like that one a lot! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[wot i life]

I,ll try and make this one suitable....

Teacher in class is asking all the kids just how their Daddy spends his time at the weekend.
One by one they all thrust their hands into the air and wait their turn to tell her.
Except that is, for little Tommy.
Teacher notices and asks Tommy what his Daddy does.
Well Miss, if you really wanna know; My Daddy is a pole dancer in a gay bar and he cavorts naked for other mens entertainment, and, if the money is right, he,ll go upstairs with them for a short while :shock:
Why Tommy, thats outrageous, says Miss....
Tell me, is this true?
Not exactly says Tommy, he really plays for the Vikings but I was too embarrassed to tell you :wink:

[shyykatt]

:lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

I'm bored today.

I am bored.
Very bored.

Very truly, utterly, superly bored.

Can you tell?

yes, it's so blatantly obvious :lol: :P

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

yes, i am! it sucks waiting for a load sometimes. i was supposed to run down to Gulfport,MS and repower a trl for a guy whose trk broke down, after i delivered my load this morning(which brought me home to my Baby for the weekend) here in Jackson,MS. No longer than it took me to eat lunch and get 15 miles down the road, my dispatcher calls and tells me to turn around. his trk was almost fixed, so he would be able to take it to San Antonio. :cry: so now i wait for something else, which most likely will be tomorrow. but hey, i been trucking long enough to know that stuff happens.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

1997-just joined the accident free million mile club this year. hooray for me! 8)

i'm so bored, i almost posted in the Owner Operator Forum :lol: :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

why....thank you. first i'd like to thank...the county mental health center for all the meds..... :shock: j/k :lol: :lol: :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

yes, my bad, you are soooooo right, thx! I'd also like to thank the Academy of Mental Health for supplying all those wonderful doctors. oh, and lest i forget where i came from, the farm, that beautiful FUNNY FARM with all it's pretty lights and animals.... :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

they listen in my head, well, most of the time :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i think i'll go eat at the buffet, here at Flying J. i will be back in a little while. :D

and no, to answer that question in yer head, i'm not fat. :lol: 6'3" 210lbs. thank you 8)

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

sometimes i hit the light hanging from the ceiling fan :lol:

decided to bring puter w/ me, thats how bored i be.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

very easy w/ multi personalities 8)

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

10-4, no problem, it's fun. i come on here mostly for entertainment. rarely i give advice, as there's always someone to screw w/ what is said. most of my comments are meant tongue-in-cheek. i'm just glad you can take a joke and come back w/ some good ones yourself. i love to laugh and i love to make people laugh. i think thats the biggest thing my fiancee saw in me. she calls me her goofball. i love her very much!!!

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

so, whatcha gonna do fer work? my fiancee is graduating this month with her masters, then we're moving to kentucky where she's gettin her doctorate. imagine how a truck driver hooked a future doctor 8)

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

yup, she prescribed me all HER meds. :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

SHALOM to you too! :lol:

[shyykatt]

??? :lol:

[WildK9]

it's jewish for something, either hello or goodbye, me thinks

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

funny lookin maybe :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

har har har :P watch my avatar and i'll try to put up my old military pic from 2003

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:P :lol: :lol: did you see it?

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

there ya go :oops:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

yup, now for me behind the wheel of my old Peterbilt(leaving myself open on this one, lol) taken earlier this year.

[WildK9]

gotta resize it

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:shock: :lol: :lol:

[WildK9]

grrrrrrrr, finally

[WildK9]

hurry up and laugh so i can take it down :oops:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:lol: :oops: :lol: :oops:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

now back to our regularly scheduled program, with straightjacket firmly on

[shyykatt]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[WildK9]

now u no the true identity of the masked crusader in the jacket :wink: :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

Yup. :D

must hold my tongue :wink:

that must be my problem, i never hold my tongue :shock:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

uh huh, cuz i don't usually show the more recent pics :wink:

[Rev.Vassago]

Are you two having fun? :?

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

rut roh, we been found out! :oops:

*puttin truck in gear*

just really bored Rev

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

been wonderin who the hidden one was

just sayin' :wink:

:lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

ready, set, GO
tick-tock, tick-tock...

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:lol: okay, just don't look at the New Drivers Forum! :lol:

[WildK9]

musta REALLY needed a breather :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

get ur pm?

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

a stalker kitty, trying to hide behind a paw :shock: :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

talk about bored. grrrrrrrrrrrr what is up with the boredom today?

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i hear ya! sixty some people on this site and no oneis posting. guess they're all reading :?

[shyykatt]

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[Rev.Vassago]

I'm not reading - I'm just staring blankly at the screen.

[WildK9]

I'm not reading - I'm just staring blankly at the screen.

:lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

he see's you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake,
he knows if you been bad or good,
so, be good for goodness sake.

just sayin :wink:

[WildK9]

omg-the puddy tat is now a fish....

those two have alot in common :shock: :lol: :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

THAT FISH IS LOADED WITH DYNAMITE! ummmm, gonna do it, gonna bite my tongue fer once! :lol:

[Rev.Vassago]

he see's you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake,
he knows if you been bad or good,
so, be good for goodness sake.

just sayin :wink:

Why is everyone stealing my "just sayin'" lately? :?

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

it's hip now Rev, you started a fad :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

And we are your groupies now, so get used to it :lol:

ummmm, okay :?

just sayin :wink:

just kidding :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[Rev.Vassago]

At least someone still loves me. :sad:

[WildK9]

BTW Rev, like the ride, even the photoshop pics of it, but i gotta say...
love that petercar!

[shyykatt]

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[Rev.Vassago]

BTW Rev, like the ride, even the photoshop pics of it, but i gotta say...
love that petercar!

Thanks. It will be changing right after Christmas, and then again for all the major holidays.

[WildK9]

like that av, SK!

[shyykatt]

:D

[WildK9]

:lol: blondes-sheesh :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i dunno?

hey Rev, put a blonde wig on her avatar(on the eagle) :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

okay, da cow man :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

In total there are 51 users online :: 14 Registered, 1 Hidden and 36 Guests

he could be the hidden one, blondie! :P :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i'm like a drug, very addictive :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

...and hard to control i bet. :lol:

yeah, i guess you could say that :lol:

Mi computer is givin' me big trouble right now- took me 4 ever to post this. i think someone is trying to send me pix or something.

sorry to hear that

As Wildk9 would say; Gggrrrrrrrrrrrr :wink:

yup! :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i don't suck brains!

just sayin :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

Yer confusing me! :? :lol:

obviously not hard to do! :P :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i run fast too :P

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

sleep? i'ma truck driver, remember!?! :lol:

[WildK9]

i'm just very bored and can't sleep

[shyykatt]

:)

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

yep, headed to south Texas :D

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

thank you very much! have a great day! :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[Rev.Vassago]

Chicago sucks - all this snow. :sad:

But I finally get to go home tomorrow - the last time I was home was September 25.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i'm headed for Brownsville. supposed to be there Thur. morning :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

the very southern tip o' Texas

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

here in Jackson,MS. got loaded this afternoon, but won't be able to deliver until Thurs. morning, so i decided to stay home in my own bed one last night.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

it's only 11p.m., besides my woman is still over at her Mom's house :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

Ugh- I knew this would end up as a bad week sooner or later.......husband called to tell me he is suspended 3 days for log violation... :shock: :sad: :sad: Think I'll go puke now....

must have happened before. don't know of any co. that would not give verbal warning first. never had that problem, so i really ain't sure. anyway, sorry to hear that. hope ya'lls day/week gets better. cheer up, Murphy's Law is always in effect, it's how you deal with it that matters. :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

thx. Oh, I'm sure it has happened before. The man is a genius when it comes to numbers- like a walking calculator; but it bit him this time.

just like not thinking enough can get you, so can overthinking. :wink:


I try not to say anything to him about how bills aren't gettin' paid easily here/try not to stress him out

good woman you is!


but he does know, and he made a comment "Just trying to make some $". Whatever.

tell him to just do his best and everything will eventually get better and fall into place. let him know that trying to "squeeze" in every last mile will eventually burn him out or worse. he should do his best and thats all he can do. if i have a slow week, i just go with it and try not to let it get me down. always thinking positive! in the end, the bad weeks are usually few and get more than balanced out by the good weeks! :wink: BOL

[WildK9]

sorry, gotta post anything just to get off my 666th post :shock:

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:lol: :lol: yes, i meant it. just noticed about 10 minutes after i posted. :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i can't then i wouldn't b i, now would i? :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

whi thank you :lol:

(i know, i spelt "why" wrong-just HAD to put an i in it :lol:)

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

BorisTheBullettDodger and WildBob. :lol:

Bob isn't a name that i personally would consider wild in any way :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

u 2, but i gotta do alot of driving today. just waiting fer my woman to come see me off. she had class this morning. i'll b driving non-stop to Orange,TX, then fueling up at Pilot, then straight to Brownsville,TX. spent to much time at home, this time. :wink: enjoyed it tho. may not get time to log in this evening, but i will if i get time. have a good one, Bob! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[NascarFan]

I think I will join in on the fun.

I have the flu my boss sent home from work after I threw up while I was in the truck.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

please....don't ever drive a big truck! j/k :lol:

sounds like you had such a wonderful day :shock: :lol:

sitting here at consignee waiting for a load. got bored, pulled out puter, low and behold....i'm riding someone's coattails on the internet, out here in the rural part of Brownsville... :lol:

damn if i didn't get pulled last night on hwy77, near El Campo,TX for a headlight out. got a warning, of course.

most likely gonna shoot me over to Laredo for in the morning. just hope i don't run into my ex
:shock:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

it's still intact, that was a non-moving written warning 8)

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

see how bored i was getting unloaded.... :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

y thk u! my baby likes when i take photos and send them to her, so i figured i would post one here.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

not really, so SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! it's a secret :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

67 degrees and rainy! :P :D

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

is that the one that kicked you?

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

nice truck, you kinda look familiar

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

makes sense.

the rain is coming down so hard here. and it's dropped to 61 :shock: :lol:

did i mention that i'm about 3 miles from my ex's house? :shock:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i'll bite. what is special to you about the 7th?

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

10-4, just wondered if it had "special" meaning and i c it does. Nope, not many left.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

done what? driving? yes, gonna drive over to Laredo in the morning

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:lol:

u c my post in anything and everything titled Yoopr by a long shot? (er something like that)

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

you are 32nd out of all members :lol: i'm now 45th :shock:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i'm 35, so i can talk awhile longer :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

in the upper right hand corner of each individual post it has the word quote, just click that and it'll do it for ya :wink:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

ur welx! u will be passing a few people in total posts very soon. tonight if u keep going strong :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

thx

726 :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

still 32nd, when you get over 1071, i think, you'll start moving up

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

you ain't runnin out of avatars tho :lol:

[NascarFan]

I have no idea what I was going to say. :?

[shyykatt]

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[NascarFan]

Hello. My name is Shyykatt, and I am an avatarholic. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hello my name is NascarFan, and I am a forgtful holic.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

hello, my name is WildK9 and this rain iz puttin me ta sleep :lol:

[WildK9]

ya know, i figured more people woulda popped into this thread by now. we got 15 pages. people must read it and just go on to the next one. this thread is been kinda like a chat room. :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

or bore them.... :lol:

[NascarFan]

I'm bored think I'll go take my Pete for a ride to the store and get something to drink.

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

not you, us, as in our conversation must be boring to others :lol:

see, we bored NascarFan :cry:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

wayyyyyyyyy 2 serious on some threads.

[WildK9]

u have moved up! :lol: do u know how 2 check?

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

at the top of page click memberlist, then where it says select sort method pick - total posts, and for order pick - descending. :wink:

[WildK9]

ahhhhhhhhh, the pitter patter of rain drops on the truck, making me drowsy

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

i c, i c said the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw. :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[NascarFan]

You two arn't boring just differnt.

[shyykatt]

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[NascarFan]

So is your spelling. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know I have always sucked at spelling.

[WildK9]

You two arn't boring just differnt.

thank you very much!

[shyykatt]

:)

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

woohoo, just got a load to WI. 1500mi after i thought i was gonna have to sit all weekend! :D

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

WeirdK9 :lol: :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

:lol:

...mines' different 4-U tho

what??? :?

[shyykatt]

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[WildK9]

damn, hobo was right, my pic looks similar to his av. :lol: