Howdy...This looks like a great place to hideout for awhile!

[Roadhog]

Hope you don't mind. :?
Hey... who do I see about getting a fridge and a TV down here?
Will the Forum Index Commissary deliver here?

Do I need to make suggestions in order to stay here awhile?

[Roadhog]

I've been hijacking so many threads lately, I suggested to myself, I come here and take a time out. I'm not suggesting this will help though. :?

[Roadhog]

:shock: Wow...it is awful quiet down here.

Other than that lousy Bee Gee's music on the intercom. :evil:

I suggest you change the music, and maybe people would visit here more often.

Well, that was a bad suggestion....then I'd have to look for another place to hideout. :?

I hate Bee Gee's music...especially the Midi versions. :cry:

[Twilight Flyer]

Are we bored, Roadhog? ;)

[Scoe]

Are we bored, Roadhog? ;)

Sounds like he's just "staying alive" or maybe he's "shadow dancing".

[MichiganBlonde38]

or just plain nuts :wink:

[yoopr]

Self imposed Penalty Box? :P

[Roadhog]

Yeah... huh? Crazy like a fox...er coyote.

This ain't as cushy as the dungeons, I really miss the jaccussi, but at least the guards here are nice.

Guard...Guard!!! YOOOHOOO...yeah you ya badge kissin' blue canary!



http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/hotcop.jpg

ahhhh....

ahhhhh....

mmmmm...forgot what I was gonna say?

any suggestions? ...wanna dance? are you bored too? I've been bad...you know.. :D

[Rawlco]

Found you. :lol:

Here is your delivery of bread and water. :lol:

[Roadhog]

:shock: :P
And fine BREAD and WATER... :wink: it is ...(speaking loud so the gaurd can hear.)

(quickly trying to hide the contraband. heheheheeeeeee)

So what suggestions do you have my friend Rawlco?
CLEANING...YES...CLEANING....(some of the wrappers are noisy)

I SHOULD CLEAN THIS PLACE UP...YES.

(whispering) (heheeeeeeee chuckle)
(WOW...you really brought a lot of stuff Bro!! :lol: )
(quart of AMSOIL..whata I need that for??)
(Where's the BEER? :evil: )

YEAH...REALLY NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING HUH?!!

YOU SUGGEST WE SHOULD SEND A CHECK TO HELP WITH THE FORUM EXPENSES!!
YEAH...GOOD SUGGESTION. I'LL PUT A CHECK IN THE MAIL RIGHT AWAY!

[Roadhog]

Rawlco...watch yer self going outta here.
You know yoopr's a Moderator now..... :shock: :P :?

I know...hey it wasn't MY Suggestion. :P

Bring me some of them apples of your's hey? Good seeing ya.

Don't forget...keep it down low....I'm trying to hide out here.
Just a suggestion.
Thanks again.

[yoopr]

You've got Cabin Fever and it isn't even winter yet and I know there isn't a full moon. :roll:

[Roadhog]

OH Thank God.. :lol:

I was afraid it had something to do with my meds running out. :?

Would you suggest I move further south...cuz I could come visit you for awhile. I'm good at cuttin' firewood. :?

any suggestions??

[shyykatt]

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[Roadhog]

WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.....got any suggestions? heheeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

[shyykatt]

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[Slimland]

Yeah... huh? Crazy like a fox...er coyote.

This ain't as cushy as the dungeons, I really miss the jaccussi, but at least the guards here are nice.

Guard...Guard!!! YOOOHOOO...yeah you ya badge kissin' blue canary!



http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/Leland10/hotcop.jpg
ahhhh....

ahhhhh....

mmmmm...forgot what I was gonna say?

any suggestions? ...wanna dance? are you bored too? I've been bad...you know.. :D

Soo HOT!!!!!!!

[Roadhog]

Trucker Lingo is very complex. It requires huge quantities of Beer, if you'd like me to tutor you.
Now mind you...no one fully understands Trucker Lingo. There are so many coloquilisms and dialects.

Now I do pride myself as a cunning linguist, and I have gone to high shcool

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/ATT14.jpg


and I can say for the record ....I am a Road Scholar. I also speak several languages ...American, English, and Australian.
Did I meantion BEER...are you thirsty? Well, that was only a suggestion.

[Roadhog]

Soo HOT!!!!!!!

:lol: Howdy Bro...so what are you suggesting?

Is my language too racy?
Am I showing too much of my inner beauty? :lol:

wot???? oh...the Guard?

heheeeeeeeeeeeeee....you aught to see the night shift!!!

shhhhhhhhhh heheheheheh... :twisted:
Just a suggestion....but keep checking back.

This suggestion box is ...well...I don't wanna suggest too much at once...but it could use a Bar, and a pool table...I mean after all...
what are they doing with all our monthly dues anyway??? :?

[shyykatt]

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[Slimland]

Soo HOT!!!!!!!

:lol: Howdy Bro...so what are you suggesting?

Is my language too racy?
Am I showing too much of my inner beauty? :lol:

wot???? oh...the Guard?

heheeeeeeeeeeeeee....you aught to see the night shift!!!

shhhhhhhhhh heheheheheh... :twisted:
Just a suggestion....but keep checking back.

This suggestion box is ...well...I don't wanna suggest too much at once...but it could use a Bar, and a pool table...I mean after all...
what are they doing with all our monthly dues anyway??? :?

Yes the gaurd,, WOW,,,, I gotta stop looking :oops:

[yoopr]

Trucker Lingo is very complex. It requires huge quantities of Beer, if you'd like me to tutor you.
Now mind you...no one fully understands Trucker Lingo. There are so many coloquilisms and dialects.

Now I do pride myself as a cunning linguist, and I have gone to high shcool

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/Leland10/ATT14.jpg

and I can say for the record ....I am a Road Scholar. I also speak several languages ...American, English, and Australian.
Did I meantion BEER...are you thirsty? Well, that was only a suggestion.

That didn't go over my head

[Roadhog]

Now I have to hide

well :D may I suggest a lovely suite all to yourself, and many to choose from?

There is plenty of room down here. Only 72 topics. Pick a spot and start decorating. I'm working on getting pizza delivery here. I may cost me, but I need my vitimins. I'm sitting on a keg of Beer...heheeeeeeee...got it disguised as a :shock: OH RATS...KEG OF BEER... :shock:

uummmmmm...(nervous)Ummm...I gotta go. :o :arrow:

[badtothebone]

WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.....got any suggestions? heheeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

I've got a gun....pretty dang good shot too.

[MichiganBlonde38]

Now I do pride myself as a cunning linguist, and I have gone to high shcool


Did I meantion BEER...are you thirsty? Well, that was only a suggestion.

Did I read that right? :o

[yoopr]

I think so but It didn't go un-noticed

[MichiganBlonde38]

it was kinda funny though ya have to admit

[Rawlco]

Woooo. Somebody :roll: needs less caffine, or more valium. :lol: Maybe both. :lol: :lol:

I also speak several languages ...American, English, and Australian.

Don't you speak Canadien too, eh?

(quart of AMSOIL..whata I need that for??)
(Where's the BEER? )
Open the bottle and sniff. :lol: It ain't motor oil. :lol: :lol: It's a bit more concentrated than beer, but I couldn't very well smuggle you in another keg could I. 8)

Oh, unfold that roadmap I brought and tape it around the keg, it'll keep people from noticing it. :lol:

I'll order you a pizza when I get back to a civilized area with cell service.

[Rawlco]

Oh, almost forgot. Didn't you get turned around in Massachusetts a couple weeks ago Roadhog at the 290 and 90 interchange? I almost did the same thing Saturday. Get through the tollbooth in the right lane and cross traffic bearing left onto the ramp. Who designed that anyway?

[yoopr]

The same person who designed that Highway system going through San Antonio

[Roadhog]

I've got a gun....pretty dang good shot too.
Now ya got me scared. No smilythinggie and that photo of you lookin' all "badtothebone." :shock:
whatdud I do now??

:lol: roadhog is in trouble :lol: neener neener....nyah nyah :lol:


:cry: :shock:
one thing is for sure...I tapped that keg in a panic!! :P

I would suggest...(this is the suggestion box) if yer gonna shoot, don't bother with a head shot
...there is nothing vital there...besides, being mostly bone
...bullet might glance and hurt my keg. :cry:

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/homer1.jpg

[badtothebone]

Nothing to worry about if I'm shootin'.....it'll be the heart. Hate for you to linger unnecessarily.

[Roadhog]

:lol: GOD I wish you'd use a smile thing...you are sooooooo

badtothebone!!!!!

Well...again...suggestion box rules make me haveta suggest stuff.

You do know the way to a man's heart...right?

Oh...stupid...stupid...stupid. :?
I gotta get these suggestion box rules changed, or I'm a goner. :cry:

[badtothebone]

You do know the way to a man's heart...right?

Yep, I know where the heart is located....no need to draw me a bullseye.

[shyykatt]

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[Roadhog]

PPfffbbbbbllbbhhrrsspphhhlluubb..spittle

I ain't worried. I'm a man with a plan. Yep...always thinkin'
I have it all under control, and I'm fixin' a way out right now,
if and when I need it.(this plan was actually suggested to me)


http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/bad_escape_plan.jpg

[Roadhog]

I love the suggestion box!! Keep your suggestions coming. :D

It was suggested that I might post a photo of a Blonde here next. Well, I can't feel good about that, because I was watching how the atmosphere down here was affecting MichiganBlonde. Babe...I love you, you know that, but I hate seeing you begin to focus and see me for what I really am.

You see, Blondes do well in my opinion, in thin air. They can bring endless joy with their mindless behavior, but when they come down below sea level like here, they begin to gather their thoughts. :? :P

[Roadhog]

:lol: someone could suggest to me I RUN now. :P

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/Wileecoyote.jpg

[shyykatt]

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[Roadhog]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/roadrunner-09.jpg

(Canis Vulgaryis Tremendjus)
What In Heavens Name Am I Doing??

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/Gogogo.jpg

(Carnivorus Slobbius Stupidious)
I need a suggestion real quick

?what? ....change my name to roadkill? :cry:

[shyykatt]

You get stranger by the minuet.

[MichiganBlonde38]

I love the suggestion box!! Keep your suggestions coming. :D

It was suggested that I might post a photo of a Blonde here next. Well, I can't feel good about that, because I was watching how the atmosphere down here was affecting MichiganBlonde. Babe...I love you, you know that, but I hate seeing you begin to focus and see me for what I really am.

You see, Blondes do well in my opinion, in thin air. They can bring endless joy with their mindless behavior, but when they come down below sea level like here, they begin to gather their thoughts. :? :P

All I can say is... Good thing I love you dear!

[Rawlco]

Oh wise one, do you have any suggestions for getting rid of fleas? My cat has fleas.

[Roadhog]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/cloning.jpg


wag..wag..wagetty..wag

snif..snuf..snuffle..chew..chew...naw..chew...L-i-c-k..l-i-c-k

wag..chew..chew..scratch..scratch..dig..dig..dig.. chew..naw..naw

whine...l-i-c-k..dig..dig..dig...scritchity..scritchity..whine

snif...shake..trot :arrow:

[Roadhog]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/clem-1.jpg


duh..ah like ta roll in fish...'n sumtymes ah skirt ma butt cross da grawn...wen it ichchez.

[Jackrabbit379]

Oh roadhog,such cute dogs you have. I love dogs. :P

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k11/jackrabbit379/mj.jpg

[Roadhog]

:lol: Jack...be careful around that one...I bet he licks himself alot
...and wants to get friendly with you right away. :lol:

...just a suggestion.

sorry...I gotta keep suggesting stuff, or I'll get kicked outta here.

[Roadhog]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/180px-The-tick.gif

Rawlco...The Advice Guy

Well...Bro...I suck at giving advice. I tried. :cry: :lol:
I think I found my niche' in offering suggestions? No...not lame enough?
It was just a suggestion, anyway :?

[Roadhog]

shhhhhhhh...roadhoggie is snoozing

zzzzzzzzzz-snork-muffle-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-hehehe- no..not now...
hehehe-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz-mumble-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...scratch...
oooooooooohhh...ahhhhhhhhh...roadHOG...OMG giggle...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yeah baby...come to daddy...heheheeeeeee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
giggle...you are sooooo funny...you are making me soooo HORN--<EDIT>--
DELETE...Will someone please wake him up!!! ....(self editted....so you know)
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/Copy.jpg


Roadhog...I suggest you shut the door next time..mmm...mmm..MMMM
you are a bad...bad...naughty bad...bad dog. OoOoOoOo BAD.
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[Jackrabbit379]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k11/jackrabbit379/r_laughing_dog1.jpg

That thum funny thuff.

[shyykatt]

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[shyykatt]

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[yoopr]

Probably hunting-Partridge season opened today :P

[wot i life]

Wow!!! What a hiding place you got here Hog!
Its like nothing I,ve seen before!
Can..can ...can I stay here a while too?
Can I just rest a while on that chaise longe?
I,m so weary after a hard day at the court of kangarooland
Whats that? I can rest?
Gosh! Thanks Bro.....

[Roadhog]

...and so Wot settles down and takes a nice nap. After a couple hours he wakes and feeling hungry, looks around and there on the coffee table is a nice half a pizza. It looks only about a week old. Snifs....yep...still not too ripe yet, so he begins scarffing it down. Ahh...there is some beer as well...WOW...a whole kegger...too.

The building shutters a little...now shaking, and he hears foot steps. BIG FOOT STEPS.... :shock:
(he quickly scarfs as much pizza as he can, and guzzles as much beer as possible.)
Fee Fi Fo Fum...

I smell the blood of an ENGLISHMAN.
Be he alive, or be he dead,...I'll have his bones to grind my bread!

AAAARRRRRRGGH !!!
...in swings the door, and there stands a Giant so big...
all you see are his legs in the door way.
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/Giant.jpg
Wot wants to bolt...but where...there is no other way out.

The Giant squeeses in thorugh the doorway.
A look of puzzlement on his huge face.

Giant> Yer not Jack. Do you know Jack?
Wot> I don't know Jack.
Giant> No...you know Jack...WHERE IS HE?!!
Wot> I said...I don't know Jack...and I don't know Jack Sheit...either.
Giant> Not Jack Sheit....JackRabbit.
He just brought me some bad Spinach.
Wot> Who?
Giant> Not who...whom...that's what.
Wot> What?...I'm Wot...that's whom...are I.
Giant> What? ...?....Say...who are you?
Wot> Wot.
Giant> What? I asked who are you.
Wot> Wot.
Giant> No...not what...who.
Wot> I am Wot...that is who I am.
Giant> AAAARRRRRRR

....HEY....have you been eatting my pizza?
Wot> What pizza?...( wiping sauce from his chin..)

....now realizing it's time to go....Wot BOLTS for the door. :arrow:

The Giant spins around and chases after Wot....hitting his head on the doorway...as usual.
(on the Earth above...it sounds as distant thunder.)

AAARRRRRRRGGAH

out of frustration...he bangs his head a few more times on the doorposts.
To the Earth above...sounds like a storm is approaching.



http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/storming.jpg
Did you here that?
Hear what?
No...not Wot.....THAT.......Do you think someone is Storming the Castle?

Could be a Storm is coming...maybe?
Or it could be Wot.
What?
...yes Wot

what do you mean what?
I just said it could be Wot.
That's what I mean...what do you mean what?
What?....that it could be Wot? ...(fade) ...just say what you mean...I did...I said it .... could be WOT...WHAT?....yes Wot...you know WOT....What are you talking about...


....just a suggestion...make sure you are in HOG's hideyspot, next time...and not the Ogre's. Trolls are down one more level. :lol:

[Slimland]

That was good RoadHog! :lol:

[Roadhog]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/6120_16_2.jpg

Well....Wot doesn't get far, and he bumps into Roadhog. They hug each other, for it's been awhile since they saw each other. Excited they quickly bring each other up to speed and then that reminds Wot about the last time he saw Hog. He remembers how Hog got him into trouble with his Ladyfriend, his Boss and the Law. He grabs Hog by the throat and begins scolding him...forgetting all about the Giant...who by this time catches up with Wot, and grabs him by the throat.

The SAGA begins? or continues...depending on where you live. Being this is the suggestion forum, you may suggest what happens next...or where this may go from here. Regardless, the plot now thickens.

You may think you know where this is headed, or maybe think you know what I am thinking and think you might think I might decide to do something quite predictable. But I might want you to think that and all along be choosing to do something unpredictable, thinking that you would think that I would think that and choose to be unpredictable yet thinking you will think that I may switch at the last moment and do something quite predicable, which I may have decided to do all along.

[Jackrabbit379]

Bad spinach. :lol: :P

roadhog,I said no more rhymes,and I mean it. Anybody want a peanut? :P

[wot i life]

As the giant takes hold of Wot,s throat, Hog (aware that all giants suffer from irritable bowel syndrome) clambers up the giants shoulders and rams 2kg of brussels sprouts into his mouth!
Spluuurssshhhhh
wot and hog in unison> Gees, oh lord that stench!!!
Humiliated giant runs off clutching the seat of his pants :oops:
Keek running down his legs, sludging down to the ground and eventually collected by the locals to be used as fertiliser :shock:

[Roadhog]

The choking battle continued back and forth. Each choking each other, and flinging gibberish choked insults at each other. Each not understanding the other, and having to ask what did you call me? ...only for similar inaudible results, and impassioned further choking. This went on for a long time, and Historians now claim, this was the primer used to fuel the Sport of Big Time Wrestling, where as other Historians claim they were really all just getting too familiar with each other.
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/034t.jpg
Hog was using his superior intellect to outwit the Giant. He employed a method called Jedi Mind Control. Telling the Giant he was weak and tired and wanted to sleep. Ofcourse with the choking gibberish...the Giant only heard "geek" "spaztic creep." Hog was quite proud of himself for lasting so long against the Giant, in such a titanic choking battle. Inconceivable said Hog. Actually the Giant was handicapped by Hog standing on the Giants crotch this whole time.
Wot was of no help as he was long ago knocked out cold by the Giants elbow...accidently.
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/091.jpg
Finally, Hog and the Giant agreed to have a truce. All this choking was making everybody thirsty.
The Giant slapped Wot back awake.http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/089b.jpg

They decided to go to his nice little Pub in Derbyshire...just a few miles down the road. But first they had to climb up to the surface...as they were still on the Forum Index subterranean grounds. It was a 200ft. climb straight up to the main level. Inconceivable said Hog. What said Wot. No worries said the Giant. I know a way up...but there is only one rope and there are three of us. Wot knowing the rope had been there for years said...Wait...this rope is rotten. It won't support all of us going up single file. Hog being the intellect of the group exclaimed...I have a plan. I'll go first since I am the smallest, and then Wot and then the Giant. Wot said...but I just said the rope can't carry all of us going single file. Inconceivable said Hog. What...said Wot. That I am right. No, said Hog, that I am wrong. You may be right...but it is inconceivable for me to be wrong. It must be the choking. The Giant bellowed...are we gonna go drinking or Wot. Wot said, no you guys come too.

Finally, they decided only one can go up at a time to be safe, Hog finally thinking clearly has another plan, and this time he has it figured out.
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/033.jpg

........to be continued. :D (Inconceivable said Hog!) (What said Wot?) (AAaaarrrrga! SHUDDAP! ..said the Giant)

[shyykatt]

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[Roadhog]

Sweet. :D
A subtle suggestion......thank you.
I do need to stick with the forum decorum, or my thread may be kicked out of here to some High Rent District.....like the Comedy Club.

The Moderator's are maybe suggesting to each other...what to really do with me, which may be tenuous at best. I would not suggest that I make any suggestions in what they may suggest, but it is suggestable that I continue making suggestions and taking suggestions, while a suggestion is made. :)

I think it has be widely suggested though, that I not be placed in general population. :P

[shyykatt]

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[Roadhog]

:lol: Thanks again, and this time for the tip and exhortation advocating great advise, alluding, or inferring notion and insinuation if you will. I love proposition and innuendo.... implying your proposal will be my recommendation to cease any adumbrate of suggestion. :?

[shyykatt]

:roll:

[shyykatt]

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[Roadhog]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/109403_edited.jpg
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...snif...fidget...roll...sc ratch...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...buck hunting...mmmmmmm...venison.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[shyykatt]

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