trucking annonyms

[outcast]

I am getting back into OTR and was explaining to my girlfriend some of the goofy thing drivers say on the C.B. I was trying to remember all of the "names" people associate with company's and forgot alot of them. If anyone knows some I don't mention please post them because she thinks these are freaking hilarious...thanks

C.R.S.T.
Cedar Rapids super truckers
crashed and rebuilt Schneider trucks
cruising real slow today
can't remember shiat

Werner
we enlist rookies no experience required

Roehl
rolls over every hill last

M.C.T.
Mexican chicken trucks

I'm sure there was more but can't remember shiat.(ex- CRST driver)

[Twilight Flyer]

One of the funniest I've seen is for Swift

Swing Wide, It's a Freakin' Trailer

:lol:

[Niagarafallss1]

Naww, JB Hunt's !!! It's been a classic for over 20 years !!!

I won't say it here as it does have one particular word that may be deemed unfit or make some uncomfortable.

But you old timers know exactly what it is :wink:

[outcast]

LOL@swift

also slow wagon in front of traffic
and steer wide I flunked training

just reminded me swift backwards is two ***s in a white semi

not an old timer but I do know the john boy has joke

thanks for not posting the bad stuff

these are great keep em coming

[WeeBeeJammin]

WERNER

We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required

Every
New
Guy
Leaves
After
Ninty
Days

[stillsmiling]

***

[outcast]

ha ha....can't believe I've never heard the England one.....that almost sounds like something the company could use when recruiting

[outcast]

still smiling......my girlfriend wants to know what kind of dog that is....she says it looks cute like a little ewok

[Doctor Who]

Naww, JB Hunt's !!! It's been a classic for over 20 years !!!

I won't say it here as it does have one particular word that may be deemed unfit or make some uncomfortable.

But you old timers know exactly what it is :wink:

What

John

Boy

Has

Us

Newbies

Trucking

In

New

Centurys????

[outcast]

there ya go doc....you did it with a clean version...never heard the inc. part pretty good.

BTW doc I haven't had the time to post yet but the stories on your topic are great. my grandfather is a 40 retiree and everytime I hear one of your story's it reminds me of him and my childhood listening to his story's of "the monfort lane". I even called him to tell him about it, but at 84 years of age he's probably not gonna write any story's. I'm going to our family reunion this weekend in southern IL, and maybe I can get a few to post on your topic. Thanks again for the J.B. joke and keep the story's coming.

also. sorry if I made you feel old with the comparison to my grandfather, but at 27years old, most in the industry are older than me!

[tnwildflower]

M.S. Carriers: (out of biz)
Movie Star

MDR:
Mississippi Drug Run

CFI:
Complete Freakin? Idiot

Swift:
Sure wish I had a fast truck

[just_froggy]

Swift = Stop Whining I'm #$%!ing Trying

Werner = We Employ ******s No Experience Required

CRST = Crash and Roll Stunt Team
Crash Ready Student Trucker

[babyboots]

S l o w
Wagon
In
Fast
Traffic

PAM

Piss
And
Moan

PST

Pot
Smokin
Trucker

Or
Pretty
Stupid
Trucker

[outcast]

dang...got a friend at pam....that explains him perfectly



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/outkast_/nov05031.jpg

LOL I used to work for themback in the days of the tiny little cabover internationals. And actually PAM stands for Paul Allen Miestri He was a JB hunt exec that left jb and took some of there customer base with him. That is how PAM started.

[red12]

My grandpa used to drive with JB Hunt back in the day I think JB drove for Suprior or something like that back in the day. I also went and met him but would never drive for the SOB.

[outcast]

I was at a family function last weekend and one of my relatives drives for J.B. and loves it.... after talking to him for a while I noticed that J.B is a sorry excuse for a company. He told me a story about how they sent him to go drive a million mile drivers truck because the spoiled ba$tard refused to go to NYC. After the driver made him pay for the tolls on the GW bridge,(cause he said he was broke) they hit the dock, went into the lounge and found another JB driver he knew. Then the million mile driver called a Chinese restaurant and ordered delivery. My cousin called dispatch and told them and they laughed and said "Oh well he's been here 13 years, so he can do as he pleases"

Not the kind of company I want to drive for
JMO

[jamesinge]

Cedar
Rapids
Slow
Truck

Did
I
Go
Broke
Yet

Yes
By
God
I
Did

[littleman2]

O.wner
O.perator
I.n
D.ebt
A.gain

P.Lease
R.mind Me
I.
M.ortgaged
E.very thing!

[cdltpx]

Digby

Did
I
Go
Broke
Yet

The signature has been updated I live in Baton Rouge haven't driven OTR since 9/10/1999 any company interested in a driver with class a cdl tpx excellent driving record here I am. I guess Digby will not find favor with me.

[outcast]

PRIME

Please
Remember
I'm
Missouri
Educated

[Scout]

K eep
L ate
L oads
M ovin'

J ust
B een
H ired
U sually
N ot
T rained

[Windwalker]

M.S. Carriers: (out of biz)
Movie Star

Also Menstrual Syndrome Carriers
===========================

WH Transportation
White House
***** House
Where's Home

[Mr. Ford95]

My wife came up with these 2 while we were eating lunch in a Wendy's one day. Sent my mouthful of Coca-Cola all over one of their windows over the first one.

CFI
Clueless F$%king Idiot

Few minutes later, NFI comes by

No F$%king Idea

CFI-Can't Find Indiana, Illinois, Idaho
NFI-No Finding Indiana, Illinois, Idaho

[Interceptor]

swift backwards


Two
***gets
In a
White
Semi


:P :P :P

[mike monserud]

T trucker
Y your
S staying
O over
N night


the main reason i left them

[west_coaster]

See
What
I
F#@k up
Today

[KYDrvrsGF]

PTL
Poor
Tired and
Lonely

[yeti]

J esus
B oy
H aven't
U
N o
T rainin

O ver
D ose

T rash
C an

F unny
F arm
E xpress

[yeti]

How can all you drivers in your Freightshakers leave out gone but not forgotten CF, corn flakes :shock: Why with out CF you might be driving a Pete or KW, or even a Diamond Reo, thanks a lot CF :lol:

[yoopr]

CF Loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg GONE

[yeti]

hey, I could have said PIE, but I never remember calling them anything but pie. I would have worked for them just for the name,

Pacific Intermountain Express.

Did any trucking company ever have a better name?

another, gone, loooooooooooooooong gone

[yoopr]

I was gonna move out west and drive for them but I didn't.
Funny Thing about corn flake-During the winter they could have the most God-Awful weather imagineable but CF never shut them down until THREE of them ended up in the ditch and THEN they would shut them down. :P

All I know is that I hated following those Wiggle Wagons in high winds or a snow storm.

[TMC]

okay, I'll play along. These are some I've heard for TMC. I'm sure there is more

Too Much Chrome

Truckers Marine Corp.

The MickeyMouse Club

We're an easy target when you just have acronyms for your name but it's all in good fun. :D

[duck]

I think the funniest I heard was one driver talking bout all the Schneider eggs on a particular stretch of highway. Another come over and said "If you think that's bad , I just seen a JB Hunt driver sitting on one, trying to hatch it...."

[cdltpx]

[Flatspot]

JB Hunt

John's Boys Holding Up National Traffic

or

Just Been Hired Unfortunately Not Trained

Swift

Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic

[igor]

How about K&B-Kibbles & Bits

[Sevlow]

Swift:

Strong Willed Individuale Fighting Traffic!

[Mattangcobra]

LMAO I almost fell in the floor I was laughing so hard. I love to hear these.

[TheWebWheeler]

Wow theres alot of them & Surprised no one mentioned.
This JB HUNT one

J ust
B eginers

H olding
Up
National
Traffic

[bowslap]

dang...got a friend at pam....that explains him perfectly



http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a184/outkast_/nov05031.jpg



LOL....I started out with P.A.M. can't believe this one wasn't mentioned!

Penny
A
Mile


Thankful for the start, but that Century was POSSESSED!!

[blackchromefan]

Sure
Wish
I'as a
F*&%in'
Trucker

[danj_otr]

What is really sad is I used to work for Swift and I was the one popping jokes... That is really bad!

[wepwawet]

S ure
W ished
I'd
F inished
T raining

[mikey4069]

[quote="wepwawet"]S ure
W ished
I had
f aster
T ruck

[danj_otr]

My truck was plenty fast :)

Going down a 6% grade @ 75MPH with the jakes screaming.... I had to pass the minivan that was going just slow enough to piss me off!

[mikey4069]

My truck was plenty fast :)

Going down a 6% grade @ 75MPH with the jakes screaming.... I had to pass the minivan that was going just slow enough to piss me off! Hoping you don't blow a steer tire . :roll: :shock:

[danj_otr]

That would not have been good!

[just_froggy]

I made this one up one night whenever this Ward truck passed us at a high rate of speed:

W ired
A sshole
R ecklessly
D riving

[kips41]

K=Kinky
L=Lot
L=Lizard
M=Molesters

enjoy !!

[Drew10]

Somebody dug up an old post.

TRL: Tired and Ready to Leave
CFI: Can't Find the Interstate

[Useless]

S.ure W.ish I.'d F.inished T.raining!!

S.ee W.hat I F.lattened T.oday!!

C.ompletely R.ejected S.wift T.rainees!!

[Fredog]

if Sneider and JB Hunt merger it will be
S. nieder
H. unt
I. nternational
T.rucking

[Useless]

C.rappy R.uns & S.hitty T.rucks

[YoungZ.W.]

S-surely
W-will
I-instantly
F*$k
T-truckers

[YoungZ.W.]

L-lazy
C-crabby
T-truckers

[YoungZ.W.]

R-******s
O-on
A
D-drive
W-way
A-at
Y-youngstown

[Popeye]

:lol:

Here is another one for Swift now that they have reefers. See What I Froze Today. Here is one for Prime Please Remember I'm Missouri Educated.

[silvan]

Haven't seen this old standby: Completely Repainted Schneider Truck.

Not quite in the same category, but I think TMC trucks should switch the gold lettering on the back of the cab to "Destination: Hammer Lane," because that's my destination whenever I see a TMC truck.

Then there's DM Slowman, the most obnoxiously slow rolling roadblocks on the high seas, right after those Anything But Fast trucks.

[rvrjr7]

WH
Willie Hunt hehe
Wheres Home
Whats Home
Whos Happy

[NailGunner]

TMC
T-Two
M-Men
C-Cuddlin

[AlexJ81]

LOL@swift

also slow wagon in front of traffic
and steer wide I flunked training

just reminded me swift backwards is two ***s in a white semi

not an old timer but I do know the john boy has joke

thanks for not posting the bad stuff

these are great keep em coming


So you're saying *** is a good thing to say?

[Phantom433a]

CRST=Cedar Rapids Steel Transport (for some reason it really pi**es em off)

SWIFT=Sure Wish I Finished Training

KLLM=Kan't Leave Lower Mississippi

D & D Transportation INC=Dumb & Dumber Transportation INC

[nickbtubas]

SWIFT


S-So
W-What
I-I'm a
F-F**king
T-Transvestite


JB Hunt

J-Jobless
B-Bull

H-Hauler
U-Under
N-New
T-Training

Here is an old one since the company went out of business. R&D Trucking out of Alabama. Rubber Duck is what they were called.

[wildkat]

Here are a couple of Canadian ones for you:

TCT Logistics:
Totally
Confused
Trucking

OR

Toque
Chapeau
Turban


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Superfly]

TMC The Mavrick Company

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

okay, I'll play along. These are some I've heard for TMC. I'm sure there is more

Too Much Chrome

Truckers Marine Corp.

The MickeyMouse Club

We're an easy target when you just have acronyms for your name but it's all in good fun. :D


THE MULLET CORPORATION

[BIG JEEP on 44's]

SWIFT


See
Werner
I'm
***got
Too

[JewelsnTools]

CCC:
"Couldn't Catch a Cold"
I drive a governed truck. Any more questions? :shock:

[Voyager]

There's one for Swift I haven't seen posted yet

Stuck
Waiting
In
FonTana

[matcat]

Wow I was doing a search on google for something completely un-truck related and this thread came up!

[Syncrosonix]

There's one for Swift I haven't seen posted yet

Stuck
Waiting
In
FonTana

ain't that the truth? i wanna go knock something over.

[just_froggy]

Unless I missed it, I didn't see this Swifty classic anywhere:

Stop
Whining
I'm
F***ing
Trying

I saw a really good one for Schineider a few years back, but don't remember where. Anyone know how it goes?

[sazook]

Can't
Remember
Everything
Trucking
Entails

[VPIDarkAngel]

Yet another one for Swift:
Students
With
Idiots
For
Trainers

One for ABF:
American
Bull
Frogs

... and for Yellow:
You
Expect
Lot
Lizards
On
Wheels?!?!?


I can't believe nobody's come with this one for CFI:
Cluster
F&@$
Incorporated

And it wouldn't be complete without one for my own company:
We
Expect
Rookies to
Negotiate
Every
Road.

Even though it's not a trucking company, I always refer to Proctor & Gamble as "Pissy & Grumpy," especially after having been to their Pineville, LA facility.

[just_froggy]

I saw an LTC truck today.

Lost
&
Confused
Trucker

[toycarparkinglot]

One of the funniest I've seen is for Swift

Swing Wide, It's a Freakin' Trailer

:lol:

For Swift...Sure Way Into Financial Tragedy

CFI...Certified F**** Idiot

You know why JB Hunt doesn't haul doubles? They kept knocking the top one off....

[PA Examiner]

W e
E mploy
N ewbies,
R etards, &
E veryone's
R ejects

S o
W ell,
I 'm
F 'd
T oday

J ohn
B oy
H as
U seless
N ew
T oys

M onkey
S hines

M aking
A nother
R egular
T rucker
E xtremely
N ervious

R ick's
O verbearing
E veryone
H auling
L oads

P ay
T he
L izzard

Know how to say J B Hunt in German?
Schneider

[outkast]

lol...I started this thread like 4 years ago and its still on first page...right on :lol2:

[LightsChromeHorsepower]

hey, I could have said PIE, but I never remember calling them anything but pie. I would have worked for them just for the name,

Pacific Intermountain Express.

Did any trucking company ever have a better name?

another, gone, loooooooooooooooong gone

Pigheaded
Ignorant
Employees

I used to call corn flakes chicken F---ers too.

[GatorsDontSweat]

Please
Rob
I
Must
Eat

[JewelsnTools]

Maybe
I
Like
Laying
It
Sideways!

[Rev.Vassago]

This thread cracks me up every time it gets bumped. Almost 43,000 views on 86 (now 87) posts.

[wanderingson]

Well, heres a couple for you midwestern drivers who have seen NM Transfer Co. trucks...

NM=
No
Money

Or UPS Special delivery.....

Un-
Professional
Schmuck

I like the Swift annonyms the best! I wonder why everyone picks on them? hehe
No offense meant drivers!

[FLnosedive]

One that I haven't seen on here yet that was popular about 20 years ago is

ABF

A=Always
B=Being
F=F****d

[Doctor Who]

Oh why not I'll add one just to keep Rev entertained:

MBM

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