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Old 05-20-2012, 08:44 AM
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Rather odd way to drink, mouth to cup and not cup to mouth. Hmmm, maybe those coffee drinkers are just mis-guided tea slurpers after all.
Call off the Diddy Men, let's give those coffee chaps a day to consider surrendering
 
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Old 05-20-2012, 09:04 AM
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"Oi Drinks Tea and Oi smokes ciggies too! Oi've a wonderful complexion and silky smooth kissable lips. Come on now boys, you drink up that tea and YOU could be cuddling up next to me the next again morning...Oh Arrhhh"

This alluring propoganda was brought to you by British Tea Emporium
 
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OK... I put on my helmet, but one of your blokes spilled his SWEET TEA. Now, I can't get it off.....[ATTACH=CONFIG]1045[/ATTACH]
 
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Ooh aah, Oi'd see a doctor about that one Leonard me old boy! Can't get it awff? Doctor most likely give you one of em new fangled viagarums or whatever they is called. Made in China from dead monkey penis or something they is. Gets your pecker going again though, just ask my Gillian. She wants all them monkeys in China killed this instant, aaarh.
Oi'd rather have a good turnip stew and a pint of scrumpy if thou asks me; poor blessed Chines monkeys
 
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HA!...then there are advantages to coffee, you don't get with tea.... heh heh heh heh heh


 
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coff-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 
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a deep rich full bodied flavor, aromatic and slightly sweet
dark roasted with slightly smoky overtones
Light smoky notes wrap around your tonque and make it tingle with undercurrents of spiciness
 
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Originally Posted by wot i life
Ooh aah, Oi'd see a doctor about that one Leonard me old boy! Can't get it awff? Doctor most likely give you one of em new fangled viagarums or whatever they is called.
Viagarums????? What the bloody kind of sweetener do you guys use in your tea? Something that REALLY STICKS TO YOUR RIBS???

Actually, I soaked my head a bit and it did come off... Now to go through my inventory and see what I've got available to PAY YOU BACK....

step... step... trip... stumble... THUD!!!!!! oooohh.... that did NOT miss my toe...

[ATTACH=CONFIG]1046[/ATTACH]

I did not need this to fall... especially on ME...
 
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We've already selected a committee to welcome your delegation, should you wisely choose to surrender...

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walking cane should be under "C".....
 
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Surrender is out of the question dear boy; we simply don't have the facilities to take you all prisoner :-)
 
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