The Perfect Grandma

[Malaki86]

There was a photo of a news clipping going around on Facebook I kept meaning to post here, but now can't find it. But, I'll try to explain it as best as I can:

The photo showed a woman, probably in her mid-80's (at least). You know - grandma.

Story (as best as I can remember):

A trooper pulled the woman over while she was driving. When the cop asked her for her license and insurance, she also handed him her concealed carry permit. He looked at it for a second and asked her if she had a gun in the car. She said, "Yes, I have a 40cal in the glove box." He asked, "Do you have any other guns in the car?" She said, "Yes, I have a 9mm in the center console." He had to ask again, "Do you have any other weapons?" She said, "Yes, I have a .380 in my purse." He said, "Maam, what are you so afraid of?"

Her reply: "Not a f..king thing."

[CleeIB]

The best answer she could have given!