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    Default You know you're getting older if...

    The only part of your body that doesn't get stiff after a long day is the one part you DO want to get stiff.
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    Battle of the West & Mobs Law

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    That is when Viagra comes in HANDY.
    The orignal Ironeagle2006 Yes I am BACK.

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    That stuff should be sold in the truckstops in 2 packs, alongside the Tylenol.
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    Don't the lizards have some?

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    Maybe, I'm not THAT old! I need some "anti-viagra" stuff.

    I don't understand why a solo driver who pulls into a truckstop at night full of other 'guys' needs a stiff one.

    I still wake up every morning with a "tripod" that helps me get out of the bunk and "stabilize" myself in a moving truck!

    If this keeps up... I'm gonna have to find a woman to "help" me in my old age!
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

    "I am willing to admit that I was wrong." The Rev.

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    I'm not alone, though. My wife rides with me in the truck.

    As for you getting a stiff one while in the truck with another guy - well, that's REALLY not what I wanna hear you talk about.
    Wanna play a couple online games that are absolutely free? These are the games I play on a very regular basis:
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    I FIGURED you had your wife along or you wouldn't be so concerned. Does she drive? Or just nag?

    I'm behind the curtain! What I do (or dream about) is MY bizness! [But, I assure you it has nothing to do with HIM!]

    I'm just sayin' that at 55, my lil' buddy still works just fine.

    I would hate to THINK what would happen if I had a female co-driver! Had a chance at one once.... but, she wanted ME to "catch."

    Not gonna happen.
    Remember... friends are few and far between.

    TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!

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    She doesn't even like to drive our car when she's at home, let alone a truck through Atlanta traffic.
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    Battle of the West & Mobs Law

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    My true love is at arms length too.


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    You know you're getting old if...

    You start threads on forums entitled "You know you're getting old if..."

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    Point, set, match: MichiganDriver!

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    it takes all night to do what you used to do all night

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    What? You can't do it all night anymore???? You can't sleep all night??? Ok, once in a while, I wake up and have to go to the bathroom....
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker View Post
    What? You can't do it all night anymore???? You can't sleep all night??? Ok, once in a while, I wake up and have to go to the bathroom....
    The rest of the time he just wakes up and realizes he has to change the sheets again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malaki86 View Post
    The rest of the time he just wakes up and realizes he has to change the sheets again.
    Nope... Got that beat. 8 X 10 polypropalene tarp. Just wipe up the mess.

    Carol Burnet show... Carol, Harvey, and Tim sitting on stools, on stage... Harvey Korman states that at 75 years of age, he can still go to the bathroom all by himself... Tim Conway snickers... "What he's not telling you is that he's doing it right now..."
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    This thread reminded me of this song...lol!


    Rodney Carrington - (OFFICIAL) Dear Penis - Chris Dill - YouTube

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    ...another Carrington fan! HA-HA HAh-HEh-hack-cof

    ...heh heh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadhog View Post
    ...another Carrington fan! HA-HA HAh-HEh-hack-cof

    ...heh heh
    This one's for you, Hog......

    Sexy Bikini Nun - YouTube
    Destroy the cities...
    and they will rebuild them.
    Destroy the farms...
    and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.

    Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...
    and grass will grow in the executive offices.

    The bill has come due.
    ( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Windwalker View Post
    This one's for you, Hog......

    Sexy Bikini Nun - YouTube
    .................................
    .................................................. .................................................. .......................................oh, sweet... there's my Sister!


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