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I'm bored
Someone entertain me. Does anyone post here anymore? I haven't looked at this forum in over 3 months and there were only 5 pages of new posts. Come on - get to it. Chop chop.
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We've been waiting for you!
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uh oh
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Probably the only time anyone has ever said that to himOriginally Posted by repete
Wanna play a couple online games that are absolutely free? These are the games I play on a very regular basis:
Battle of the West & Mobs Law
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eh? 5 months?
Lightblue Freightshaker
Ontario, Canada
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Somebody PM'ed me several months back and told me you had sold out and took a job recruiting for JB Hunt. Guess you've been busy.
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3 months and 5 pages
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well.......(pause for effect)
... I like Ashton Kutcher, and especially wish he'd f-i-n-a-l-l-y FedEx me one of those sweet succulent deeelushcious (whimper)(biting fist) femmefanz of his, Demi forbids him to touch....but in my opinion, there is just no way Ashton is going to replace Charlie on "Two and a Half Men."
He doesn't have any Adonis DNA, or any lighting bolts coming out of his ass.
Demi was smokin' in that Charlie's Angel's Full Throttle.
I would like to ask her who she thinks the sexiest person in the world is. You know...half-jokingly, laughing aiming my teeth at a chandelier light, so a glint light flashes off my smile......you know....just to put her at ease.
Once she reveals who this "person" is, I would follow up with... "so if you were alone with this person in the ideal place, where would you be?"
You know her answer will be her romantic, possibly sexual, ideal encounter.
Armed with this intel...I'd develop a "story" about her fantasy. Paint a picture and get her to visualize it. Work the tension... it's her fantasy, so let her do all the work......but once I get to this point I back off. I just want to get her to the brink, but not over.... so she's easily tease-able now...I can manipulate her ....see where I'm going with this?
Yep...I would like her to give me Shania's new cellphone #
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The 19th hole in NC with the "Hobo" of course!"so if you were alone with this person in the ideal place, where would you be?"
I'll see if I can get her to send you Shania's number.
Remember... friends are few and far between.
TRUCKIN' AIN'T FOR WUSSES!!!
"I am willing to admit that I was wrong." The Rev.
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Roadhog, you have entirely TOO MUCH TIME on your hands. Get a hobby.....well.......(pause for effect)
... I like Ashton Kutcher, and especially wish he'd f-i-n-a-l-l-y FedEx me one of those sweet succulent deeelushcious (whimper)(biting fist) femmefanz of his, Demi forbids him to touch....but in my opinion, there is just no way Ashton is going to replace Charlie on "Two and a Half Men."
He doesn't have any Adonis DNA, or any lighting bolts coming out of his ass.
Demi was smokin' in that Charlie's Angel's Full Throttle.
I would like to ask her who she thinks the sexiest person in the world is. You know...half-jokingly, laughing aiming my teeth at a chandelier light, so a glint light flashes off my smile......you know....just to put her at ease.
Once she reveals who this "person" is, I would follow up with... "so if you were alone with this person in the ideal place, where would you be?"
You know her answer will be her romantic, possibly sexual, ideal encounter.
Armed with this intel...I'd develop a "story" about her fantasy. Paint a picture and get her to visualize it. Work the tension... it's her fantasy, so let her do all the work......but once I get to this point I back off. I just want to get her to the brink, but not over.... so she's easily tease-able now...I can manipulate her ....see where I'm going with this?
Yep...I would like her to give me Shania's new cellphone #
On second thought...
BELAY THAT!!!!
Forget the hobby. Go back to work so you don't have so much time to think about wimmin....
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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I have been busy, but not recruiting for JB Hunt. I'm busy hauling used cars around for Steve Booth. Or so I heard.
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So, how do you like hauling cars for Steve Booth?
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I don't know. I better go ask people who know what is going on in my life more than I do.So, how do you like hauling cars for Steve Booth?
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.......Go back to work so you don't have so much time to think about wimmin....
(stagger-stagger-sweave-stumble)
(grabs Yardarm)
GarrrRh har har Harrh (dribble) (wipes rum-soaked chin)
Aye be in a sad state of affairs to be remedied fer sure, sez aye.
I don no care a jot no more (swig)... aye... it all started with them mermaids
Garr-har ...lusty, intelligent, fearsome creatures they be...Arrh...
but not mere bimbo's of the sea... Nar-nar.. me bucko...
(said with dread and fear in voice looking over shoulder)
they have hidden fangs, and they feed on men.
...watch for the siren's song on strange tides ....
(just then the wind howls in a cold dank fog)
....(swig)(chug chug...snif...wipe)
.........................(swig)
.............forgot what we were talking aboot.....(swagger-stumble)
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soooooo?...if Rev is going to be hangin' out here...
....do we still get to keep Robot Rev?
...just askin'
Repent ye sinners! (smolder) As the Holy Codex reveals in chapter 2.0 (sizzle-snap)
(just then a fire breaks out in Robot Rev's refrigeration unit)
aaaaaaaaahhh (heretic) me!!!!
[...szit-fit dzit spzrk-crackle... dzit-fit-fit
.................................................. .................................................
.................................................. ........................................ ...DANGER....WARNING!!
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Just this once, Hog. Just for you.....
(stagger-stagger-sweave-stumble)
(grabs Yardarm)
GarrrRh har har Harrh (dribble) (wipes rum-soaked chin)
Aye be in a sad state of affairs to be remedied fer sure, sez aye.
I don no care a jot no more (swig)... aye... it all started with them mermaids
Garr-har ...lusty, intelligent, fearsome creatures they be...Arrh...
but not mere bimbo's of the sea... Nar-nar.. me bucko...
(said with dread and fear in voice looking over shoulder)
they have hidden fangs, and they feed on men.
...watch for the siren's song on strange tides ....
(just then the wind howls in a cold dank fog)
....(swig)(chug chug...snif...wipe)
.........................(swig)
.............forgot what we were talking aboot.....(swagger-stumble)
mermaids3.jpg
Destroy the cities...and they will rebuild them.Destroy the farms...and grass will grow in the streets of the cities.
Destroy the economy of the blue-collar worker...and grass will grow in the executive offices.
The bill has come due.
( R E T I R E D , and glad of it)
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