Now THIS is one smart feller

[Malaki86]

Man Arraigned On Wednesday Is Re-Arrested
Posted Thursday, September 16, 2010 ; 10:17 AM | View Comments | Post Comment
Updated Thursday, September 16, 2010; 10:51 AM


Justin Allen Shultz
Photo Credit: West Virginia Regional Jail Authority Justin Allen Shultz was out on bond. By Lisa Robbins
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GRAFTON -- A man arraigned on Wednesday was re-arrested later that night. Justin Allen Shultz, 20, was out on bond after being arrested on three counts of third-degree sexual assault.
According to authorities, Shultz stole a golf cart from Grafton High School. He then drove the golf cart to the Go-Mart in Grafton.
When authorities arrived, they found an allegedly shoplifted bottle of "Mad Dog 20/20" on Shultz.
According the criminal complaint, Shultz also failed a sobriety test.
Shultz was charged with grand larceny, DUI and shoplifting. His bond for the earlier arrest also was revoked.
Shultz was arraigned by Magistrate James Leonard Lucas.

At least this moron doesn't live in the same town as me this time around.

[Jackrabbit379]

I'd say he's got a few bricks shy of a load.