After breaking out the FIRST part of your response from my post (which is lost when quoting for reply,) and being halfway through MY response.... I lost my post when I went to "favorites" for the reference to a book/discussion on whether it was ONE or TWO trees.
As I am short on time now.... I will just post the link and let you study it for yourself. Scroll down through the crap and then skim the preface... but read mostly the introduction and most importantly, section 1.2 about whether or not it was one or two trees.
The Eden narrative: a literary and ... - Google Books
Thank you for the link, as well as the specific instructions on what I should read. 
However, I prefer to read literary/linguistic analyses in their entirety, which I did. The section you refer to (Section 1.2) is titled "One or Two trees? A Survey of Opinions". You know what they say about opinions, right?
If you read further Chapter 3.4 for example, which is titled "The Two Trees", the author addresses the above mentioned opinions. And in his conclusion states "It should be clear by now that sound principles of paradisiacal forestry require an Eden Narrative with two special trees. The idea of a one-tree narrative that was subsequently enriched to include the other tree as well is no longer tenable."
IIRC I was addressing your statement that you had never heard of there being two trees in the garden. A statement that was made in such a way (arrogant and condescending) as to imply that you couldn't possibly be wrong. But you were WRONG.
Your own link confirms the argument that there were indeed two trees. The saying "Can't see the forest for the trees" comes to mind.
As for your question/implication above....
Boy, it sure is hard to use "figures of speech" around here these days! But, more specifically.... My father's BUSINESS is the ministry. I have been "around" that BIZ all of my life.... and most of HIS. Furthermore.... I don't recall even telling YOU about the exact status or circumstances of my personal relationship with God.
IMHO your 'figure of speech' is, at the very least, disrespectful. Biz, implies a quest for profit or glory (fame) neither of which appear anywhere in your fathers ministry.
Actually you and I have had many discussions on this very subject. Whether you 'recall' them or not doesn't erase them from my mind.
But for the record, I often awake early on a Sunday morning to find my t.v. still on, and search the channels. I usually run across a sermon by Dr. Charles Stanley. No matter HOW hard I try.... I cannot seem to turn away from him. He is really good, and he speaks DIRECTLY to me as if he KNEW I was there. NOW.... he rarely says anything I don't already KNOW.... but, he says it with conviction and MAKES ME THINK!
But, more than that.... he (or someone) tugs at my heart! You have NO IDEA.
I have more than an idea, and understand more than you give me credit for. And here once again you have diagnosed your own problem.
Your head won't let you follow your heart. Faith (and love) are illogical, (and often confusing) therefor you dismiss them as 'weakness' and fail to see that it takes a strong mind and a brave soul to embrace them as an integral part of the human 'condition'.
I will try to get back to this discussion about the two trees this weekend. For now, I apologize if Hoggie thought I was being dismissive! I didn't mean to be. I believe there is a reason why I don't recall the verse or discussion of TWO TREES, but I maintain that I've never heard of GET AND GIVE when it comes to their purpose.