Truckers top 5 concerns

[Roadhog]

Such a simple request. I can't imagine women not taking you up on that one. Of course, since gender wasn't specified you could get flashed by non females.

Boobage is boobage. You are easily amused when you get really bored.

Another one of my top 5 concerns,
is cops waiting at the bottom of a mountain grade.

[RostyC]

I could care less if the restroom is clean. I just want a place to park at the end of the day. I'll settle for a Port-a-John.

Hey! I thought we were in this together! Dammitt!

[golfhobo]

Hey! I thought we were in this together! Dammitt!

The BOTH of you in a clean PortaJohn together? My eyes! My eyes!

[Jackrabbit379]

The BOTH of you in a clean PortaJohn together? My eyes! My eyes!

Too much! Whooo! I can't handle anymore of that.

[jd112488]

JED's top five concerns. 1...when can i get a hooter shot. 2. where is the next hooter shot. 3. how much longer do i have to drive so i can get some beer. 4. i wonder if i can get a hooter shot in my pickup while drinking this cold beer. and 5. how pissed is the wife gonna be that i was drinking beer.

[jonp]

Slowly but surely it's become people talking on cellphones and not paying attention to what they are doing and that is not just cars. Last night in Eden, NC I was at a 4-way and when my light turned green I looked and saw a Millis truck coming from my right. He was slowing down so I started into the intersection and then slammed on my brakes as he kept going only coming to stop mid-way through the intersection. Yup, that a-hole was on a cell-phone. He passed me a little while later and then I took a shortcut onto 29N and a few minutes later he passed me again going 10+mph over the speed limit still on the friggin phone.

[Jackrabbit379]

What about 4-wheelers that tailgate at night? What would happen if a deer or a pig runs out in front of ya. Those poor folks wouldn't have enough time to react.

[Orangetxguy]

What about 4-wheelers that tailgate at night? What would happen if a deer or a pig runs out in front of ya. Those poor folks wouldn't have enough time to react.

That pig is gonna bloody their windshield.........if it doesn't go thru it!!

[Mr. Ford95]

I don't worry about them 4 wheelers tailgating me, if they run into the back of me then so be it because I won't feel much.