Saying "GOOD BYE" to the hiway.

[Jackrabbit379]

That's wrong. Funny, but wrong. Aint even right.

[Windwalker]

Windy, if you're still driving, I found these really help.

I'm afraid I had it fixed some years ago. Had to stay bent over in a very uncomfortable position while the doctor worked on it, it hurt like hell in spite of the fact that he said I wouldn't feel much, (does a sharp knife hurt more than a dull one... I don't remember) and was off work for a week after. Had to keep all kinds of gauze packed in there. Virtually every muscle in the body is anchored there. But, it's really worked fine ever since. I don't have lumpy gas anymore.

[Roadhog]

Whoah! That's way too close to the nards with a sharp object.
How is it possible you let that Doctor live?
I hope you got a free wipe out of the deal.

I think Bret Favre is wearing a Growler.
He must pee alittle, everytime he's sacked.

I am paying closer attention to golden knowledge, and what brand of antacid tablets are best.

"Three things to remember as you get older.
1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste an erection.
3. Never trust a fart." (Jack Nicholson in The Bucket List.)

cof-cof

[Windwalker]

One of the sure signs of aging...

You sink your teeth into a nice, thick, juicy steak...
And, they stay there.

And, with the cold spell in Florida, I'm learning about those oil-fired torpedo heaters too. Folks around here don't know how to put a jacket on and work outside. They've got to have heat. No wonder my wife said we have no summer up in WI.

"you're wrong, dear. We DO have two weeks of summer, and if the second weekend is sunny, we bar-b-que".