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Thread: Crimes Against Humanity

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    Crimes Against Humanity
    Confession is good for the soul...

    I once stole candy from a baby.


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    You know the Tag that says, Do Not Remove, well...........


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    I like to cut cheese....without a knife.



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    I like to pee on the floor and blame it on the dog

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    I'll do one for Twilight Flyer... (another criminal act on my part)


    I was once a great Hero and Crime Fighter!
    ...but my fetish for wearing tights soon overcame my sense of responsibility.



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    I like to stand in the checkout line at WalMart...let loose with one of those silent but deadly farts then blame it on the old lady in front of me.

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    I ran with scissors.

    So I went to the Church this morning to seek help.
    I enjoyed a nice conversation with Sister Maria,
    and stared at her chest the whole time.
    I noticed one of her breast is smaller than the other one.


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    I once set fire to a mods.....ah......another guys truck and made it look like a generator malfunction.
    Don't trust anybody. Especially that guy in the mirror.

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    I looked a gift horse in the mouth.


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    I passed in a no passing zone. Then the hitchhiker that I picked up ratted me out.

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    I once told Rev he was right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog View Post
    I once told Rev he was right

    Now we know the real deviant here!

    I went to a Town Hall meeting just to stir up dissent.
    I Roved around the back of the crowd barking dissent kinda stuff
    outta the corner of my mouth.



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    MARXIST...
    TAX DODGER
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    I gave a cat some peanut butter. smak smak smak smak.

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    I still enjoy mooning people. I think I always will. It's fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RostyC View Post
    I still enjoy mooning people. I think I always will. It's fun.
    my eyes!...my eyes!

    I like to block merging traffic.

    People I've never met before yell out my name. (Roadhog)
    I think most must come from Boston, by the way they wave at me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer View Post
    I passed in a no passing zone. Then the hitchhiker that I picked up ratted me out.

    That's nothing! Lets hear the big one TF. You can tell us, we won't tell anyone.
    You know you need to get it off your conscience.

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    I starved off a Brain Slug, by posting on CAD for a whole day.

    ...wait... maybe that's Crimes Against Nature.


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    I cheered for the Yankees during the World Series

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    One time, I stuck my finger up my ***
    Last edited by Ridge Runner; 11-13-2009 at 06:06 PM.

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    I've been known to carry all my eggs in one basket!


    Worse yet... I've been tempted to double post all day.



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