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  1. 11-20-2009 08:22 AM #81
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    I didn't lift the toilet seat lid when I took a wizz.



    .... oh....wait.... that was the laundry hamper.

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  2. 11-20-2009 04:06 PM #82
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    I read the don't break the TOS rules, as a "to do list."

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    No..what ARrrrrh ya doing...

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  3. 11-20-2009 08:08 PM #83
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    Going deer hunting when deer season is closed.



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  4. 11-20-2009 08:20 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog View Post
    I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
    The man in Black.......
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  5. 11-20-2009 08:23 PM #85
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    Cutting the cheese while working at a dairy.


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  6. 11-20-2009 08:30 PM #86
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    I once told a LIE to get into a girls pants........
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  7. 11-20-2009 11:04 PM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronjon619 View Post
    I once told a LIE to get into a girls pants........
    Did they fit?
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  8. 11-21-2009 01:43 AM #88
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    I once thought I could rule the world with simple humor.



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  9. 11-21-2009 02:00 AM #89
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    First thing I do to cut back on my bills,
    is to stop paying someone to wipe my ass.


    .............

    ..go back to using my Texas toilet paper.



    ...next I might stop paying attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog View Post
    Did they fit?
    i knew you were gonna make me laugh with your reply. No they didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadhog View Post
    First thing I do to cut back on my bills,
    is to stop paying someone to wipe my ass.


    .............

    ..go back to using my Texas toilet paper.



    ...next I might stop paying attention.
    I will NEVER eat cow tongue again!
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  12. 11-21-2009 01:27 PM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronjon619 View Post
    i knew you were gonna make me laugh with your reply. No they didn't.

    way too big huh?
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  13. 11-21-2009 01:36 PM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fredog View Post
    way too big huh?

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  14. 11-21-2009 01:45 PM #94
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    I read Hustler for the articles.


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    ..and I wrote below this line.

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  15. 11-21-2009 03:15 PM #95
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    I worked for arrow
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  16. 11-23-2009 01:03 PM #96
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    Making a lot of noise, while eating at the movie.


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  17. 11-23-2009 04:15 PM #97
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    Default be glad when this episode of my life is over!

    working for superior is a joy! nottttt!
    take what you can, give nothing back!
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    I was abducted by Aliens.
    They started an anal probe...
    and threw me back as fast as they could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronjon619 View Post
    I once told a LIE to get into a girls pants........

    Only Once???
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    Mowing leaves out into the street, and let the wind blow them down the block!


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